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Curiosity

I remember when I was young, I was envious when I saw those beautiful ancient women in the book. I thought to myself, if only I could be as beautiful as them. I have always been smart, and my eyes turned and I had an idea.

One Sunday, when I had nothing to do, I went to put my sister's high-grade cosmetics, fashionable skirts, beautiful hand ornaments and gel water for combing my hair on the dresser, ready to show my talents.

I first blow my hair into wavy curls, tie a ponytail in the middle of it, and spray it with gel water; Wear earrings, bracelets and plastic crowns; Don't put on a bright flower, put on a skirt and high-heeled shoes, and walk around the room, feeling good about yourself. Then the most difficult work-make-up. I put some "baby cream" evenly on my face, and then I put rouge gouache on my face. Then, I took out my eyebrow pencil and drew it carefully. A pair of beautiful arch eyebrows were born in an instant. Finally, put on lipstick and eye shadow and look in the mirror, haha! It's a bit of an ancient woman. Regret! If I had been born in ancient times, I would surely be popular all over the world. Why not surpass Xi Shi? "

While intoxicated, my sister suddenly burst into the room. When I saw this appearance, I was very surprised. She screamed with her mouth wide open and her eyes wide open: "Sister, why are you so crazy? I'm afraid it's not your style." Before she finished, I flew into a rage: "Do you think I am too beautiful and jealous?"?

""humph! Jealousy, don't flatter yourself. Let's take off our makeup quickly! Otherwise grandma will scold you when she comes back. " Sister persuaded. At this point, I had to be ready to submit, but I kept muttering, "Damn girl, I wanted my grandma to come back and enjoy my masterpiece ...". It's fate. Things have changed-I was just about to take off my makeup when my sensible grandmother came back from the slope, and the scene in front of me made her smile from ear to ear. She looked at me carefully for a long time, and then said kindly; "My baby granddaughter is really great! Actually, it is almost the same as a professional < P >, and it will definitely be promising when you grow up. " Grandma's words and deeds made me enlightened and understood the truth contained in him.

Since then, I have accelerated to catch up with my life's goals.

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213-6-25 13: 3 mm. You might think. Admittedly, your idea is curiosity.

when the first forest ape was tired of climbing up and down trees and was interested in the flat living environment on land, he climbed down the trees and tried to walk to the clearing near the forest. This is also curiosity.

It is curiosity that gives the earth advanced life and the world higher creatures; It is curiosity that makes mankind civilized and makes life colorful.

When a person was sitting under an apple tree enjoying the cool air, an apple slammed on his head. He reached for the apple and wondered, "Why did it fall to the ground and hit my head instead of flying to the sky and landing on the moon?" At this time, this apple made him feel curious and incredible, so he began to study it seriously, and there was Newton's law-gravity.

When two people saw that birds in the sky could fly freely and wanted to fly in the air like birds, they began to devote themselves to the study of birds. Finally, I have the tools to fly to the sky. This is because of curiosity.

It is because of curiosity that mankind has made faster progress and a higher civilization.

When people look up at the high space and the stars and the round moon, they have a mysterious fantasy: What is in the sky? Are the stars the same as the earth where we live? Is there really a Guanghan Palace on the moon? How do Chang 'e, Yutu and WU GANG live? As a result, some people have devoted their whole lives and ten times their efforts to research. Finally, I can leave footprints on the moon and fly Shenzhou VI in space. It's all out of curiosity.

Curiosity is the sister of interest, which reduces human ignorance and makes the world more beautiful.

curiosity comes and goes without a trace, and curiosity is not scratched. It's tricky and funny, making you run after it. Every time you think you can catch it, you find that there is a bigger suspense in front of you. Curiosity is serious, curiosity is ridiculous. Curiosity is sometimes boring, but sometimes it is very hot. Curiosity is exciting, and curiosity is profound. Curiosity is very old, and curiosity is very fashionable. Curiosity is ever-changing and makes you unpredictable.

but one thing remains the same: curiosity will always be curious, so that your heart will never get old and the world will run towards the future!

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Xiao Bing is cute at 13: 32 on June 25, 213 | Level 3

A few days ago, a blue suitcase was put at the entrance on the third floor, which can accommodate one person, so I stare at it every day when I go downstairs, and my mind is full of question marks. What is in it? It's not a body, is it? My greatest skill is to scare myself and begin to fantasize about the murders that are often performed on TV:

Love killing? Chen Shimei couldn't bear the censure of the mistress, and cut the evil butcher's knife to the miserable Qin Xianglian. Poor Qin Xianglian was dreaming of the filial piety of husband and wife, beauty and children in a sweet dream, only to be killed by the ungrateful people. Chen Shimei, a cruel man, took the wife of the dross and put it in this box. Poor Qin Xianglian's head, arms, chest, thighs and buttocks are mixed in the box like a hand-torn chicken, with unyielding eyes wide open ... < P > Murder? A few days ago, there was a reward order posted on the street, saying that a Shaanxi man was at large for armed robbery. Did he murder his life for money? The unlucky man was dismembered, crossed the Yellow River and the Yangtze River in the north, and brought to Guangzhou all the way. The blood of the body was drained (cry for the cause of death), otherwise why didn't any blood be found around the box? The murderer is suffering from the fact that he can't sell this "criminal evidence", and he has been wandering here. Just as someone in this building went out to buy instant noodles or shit and came back to open the door and went upstairs, he followed in and abandoned things on the third floor. Perhaps the murderer is hiding in the building at this time, and the fifth floor has never been rented out. Did he take the opportunity to live in the fifth floor? And I live right above him-the sixth floor!

economic disputes? Like Jinbao and I, friends or lovers share a room, and they don't agree at ordinary times. They often fight over trivial things. Today, they have another argument over who should eat the steamed bread with the last piece of garlic. Hands on, you push me, the floor is too slippery, and the slipper falls backwards on the chopping board. Fortunately, there is no knife for cutting meat on the chopping board, but the newly bought chopping board is angular, and the material of solid wood and the back of the head is in a contest.

I went out to buy food at night, and when I got to the third floor, I saw that the box was still there. When I looked around, I tiptoed to unzip the box. Oh, my God, it was obviously a woman's box, with a bunch of women's clothes, black suspenders and pink bras ...

Curiosity killed the cat!