A collection of jokes about cheating on your girlfriend. Love quotes for your girlfriend (60 sentences)

1. I love three things, the sun, the moon, and you. The sun is left to the day, the moon is left to the night, and you are left to myself.

2. Man: Hey, do I have a chance to chase you? Woman: No chance. Man: It doesn’t matter. You don’t have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste on you.

3. "No matter where you are", "the wind that blows through me" or "will hug you for me"

4. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I I will not stop you, I will only stretch out my legs to trip you up and let you fall into my arms

5. When you get married in the future, if the marriage partner is not me, I will move to your house next door , be a quiet Laowang.

6. We have survived a long time, and then our heads turned gray. In my old age and for the rest of my life, the love in my eyes is exactly what you are.

7. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you a million times, as passionately as on the equator.

8. Male: "Has anyone ever confessed to you?" Female: "There was one before." Male: "Then I will be the second one."

9. Male :Hey, are you afraid of trouble? Woman: Not afraid. Man: Since you are not afraid of trouble, please stay with me!

10. "My dear, let me learn how to make a pig noise for you. Are you willing to listen?" "Uh-huh" "Uh-huh... I'm done"

11. " I feel dizzy when I see you recently." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

12. Female: Where is the gift I gave you? Like it? Man: Thieves like it. Woman: Then why don’t you take it with me? Man: Didn’t I just tell you, the thief likes it, and it was stolen...

13. "White wedding dress, holding flowers in hand, what is the name of this song?" "Let's get married", "Okay".

14. I have seen the spring breeze for ten miles, seen the summer solstice and the last solstice, tried the ripples of autumn light, and loved the warm sun in winter, but nothing is worth your words, I want to see you.

15. More than just ambition, I have planned my thoughts for a lifetime. From the moment I met you, I will never give up until I see you.

16. "Why are you so vulgar, always taking selfies." "I watched it several times, my hands are sore."

17. Female: I'm hungry, let's go together Going to eat? Man: You have to be my girlfriend first. Woman: Why? Man: I booked a restaurant for couples.

18. "Wouldn't it be better to come to my side?" "Why do you want to be a maverick pig?"

19. Falling in love with cigarettes and matches is for love Dedication. When a mouse falls in love with rice, it is a pursuit of self-love. I fell in love with you, it is God's arrangement, there is no reason why you can't become my favorite.

20. "Did you smell a burning smell?" "No." "I went, you didn't smell it." "You smelled it?" "Yes, my heart I have been burning for you."

21. Some people say that not meeting you in the best years is the most regretful thing in this life. I want to say that before you appeared, my life had no flowering season.

22. "Loving you as before is a lie" "Of course I love you more today than yesterday"

23. "I tell you, I like him/her What does he look like?" "Now turn on the front camera of your phone and you will see him/her."

24. "I know how to read faces." "You look so handsome. "I am missing in fate"

25. Female: I'm going home first. Man: Wait, take this with you so you won’t get lost. Woman: What? ! Male: Boyfriend

26. “How much do you like me?” “All the tigers in the world’s forests melted into butter.”

27. Male: You know how to wash What? Woman: What about clothes? I can wash all kinds of clothes. Man: Then will you like me?

28. “Why do I feel suffocated even when I listen to music?” “Please don’t wrap your headphones around your neck, thank you.”

29. “I feel like I’m very selfish.

"Where is the selfishness?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance." ”

30. Male: “Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?” "Female: "Monkeys have tails but I don't? Man: "No, the monkey lives in the cave, but you live in my heart." "

31. Will you like me?" "No." "Then I'll teach you."

32. "Do you feel sorry for me?" My heart is with you, it’s up to you whether it hurts or not.”

33. Go to the supermarket with your girlfriend. Man: Wife, I want to drink yogurt. Woman: Whatever flavor you want, I’ll get it for you. Man: I want to drink 37°. Woman: Get lost, we’ll talk about it tonight.

34. "Everyone will like themselves." "Then you are really my love rival."

35. Man: Can you do me a favor? Only you can help Me! Female: What are you doing? Male: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much!

36. “Dear, I have been observing you carefully for a minute, and I feel that you "Specially like a person" "Who does it look like?" "My lover"

37. Man: "I have so many pens, do you know which one I like best?" Woman: "I don't know." "Male: "You are a bad boy"

38. Man: There are four things I like to do most every day. Woman: Which four? Man: Three meals a day, a good man is me.

39. I want to spoil you like a three-year-old crybaby, a person who sheds tears if you don’t reply for three minutes, just such unreasonable favoritism and pampering

40. Man: "You know what? Your eyes are so beautiful, and I know what constellation you are!" Woman: "What is it?" Man: "Andromeda." (serious face

41. "Is it okay to be my girlfriend? If not, I'll think of a way." "I've wrapped your lipstick, but remember to give me a little bit back every day."

42. Male: "I I did very poorly in the exam today." Female: "Why" Male: "Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will always be you."

43. I want to hug you, with two hands. The kind of hug that wraps my arms around your waist

44. “Please help me see what’s wrong with my eyes?” “I don’t see anything.” “No? Again. Look carefully." "It's really not there." "Yes, I have you in my eyes."

45. Let's make a bet! "What are you betting on?" "If you lose, you will be my boyfriend." If I lose, I’ll be your girlfriend.”

46. “My blood sugar is low.” “Please say something sweet to me.”

47. Girlfriend: I’m going to take a shower. You: How could you do this? Girlfriend: What happened to the shower? You: You should have taken me with you. 48. "I'm lost." "You should take this way." The most familiar. ""How to get to your heart?"

49. You will become a little star, shining brightly in other people's world, so I have to put it before I fall asleep. You hide in my eyes.

50. "Don't think so much." "Just miss me."

51. "Stop chasing the bus, chase me." ""I walk very slowly and very cute."

52. Man: Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses and you help me raise them. A few days.

53. “Dear, do you think it’s better for men to paint their nails?” Guess where my heart is? "Female: "On the left." Man: "Idiot, it's on your side!" 55. I asked you why there are sour and sweet in the world? I see. It's sweet when I'm looking at you, but it's sour when I miss you

56. You must come when I get married. "Why?" Because it will be embarrassing without a bride

57. " What do you belong to?" "I am a rabbit." "No, you belong to me." 58. "There is a saying, the object is you." "Jixia two o'clock, and There are words that owe each other.

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59. “I think you look like cholesterol!” "Why do you say that to me? How have I offended you?" "Because you disturbed my little heart."

60. Male: Please, give me a chance. Female: What do you mean? Man: Let me be your boyfriend.