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What incredible things have happened in China football?

Lost the game and entered the Super League.

This is the most incredible thing in the rules formulated by China Football Association.

In order to reach the World Cup, China Football Association decided to cancel relegation on 200 1. By the end of 200 1, there should be two teams promoted from A B, and the Super League has become 16 teams. Unfortunately, the last round of A-B went wrong, and all kinds of fake balls, second and third in the standings, were involved. The Football Association was furious and only promoted the cleaner Shanghai COSCO to A-A. In this way, the top league in the next two years will only be 15, and each team will have a bye.

In 2002 and 2003, A-A was not promoted or demoted. Then, according to the results of these two years, 12 A players were selected to play in the Super League. The selection conditions are quite simple. The ranking in 2002 was ×0.5 plus the ranking in 2003, with the middle ahead 12, and the last three were downgraded. This seems to be no problem, simple and reasonable, but in the end it can't stand the test of practice.

Based on the results of two years, Bayi team and Shaanxi team have been eliminated in advance, and the last one is concentrated in Tianjin and Chongqing. In the final round, Chongqing vs Qingdao, COSCO vs Tianjin, Shandong vs Liaoning, Beijing vs Sichuan. The situation is very delicate. No matter whether Chongqing wins or loses, its ranking in the standings will not change, but only that of Tianjin. If Chongqing wants to survive, it must stall Tianjin desperately and don't let him get away. As long as Tianjin's post-match ranking is not in the top 10, and remains at 1 1, or lower, Chongqing will live.

So Chongqing thought of a way, that is, let itself lose to Qingdao, let Qingdao reach 35 points, and push Qingdao ahead of Tianjin in the standings. This is the only way out for Chongqing to survive.

This has almost become a joke in football all over the world. No one expected that the policies formulated by the China Football Association would eventually have such an ironic suspense.