Humorous jokes that inspire senior three students.

1. Many years ago, on the eve of the college entrance examination, my father said to me, "Son, you must do well in the exam, because the result of the college entrance examination is probably the only thing worth showing off again for the rest of your life."

2. I have been on the waiting list for more than 20 consecutive college entrance examinations. When a reporter interviewed him a few days ago, he put up a paper sign that read: "Tell Xueyou five words: the college entrance examination is not a problem." Some netizens immediately replied: Brother, you failed math again this year.

My classmate's mother is superstitious. During the exam, I asked my son to wear a red T-shirt and green pants on the first day, which means "a good start" and "a green light all the way"; The next day, I let my son wear gray pants and yellow short sleeves, which means "going to glory"; When sending the exam, she wore a custom-made cheongsam and made her classmate's father wear a jacket, which means "winning at one stroke". The classmate asked, "Should I kiss the paper first?" The classmate's mother doesn't understand what this means. The classmate told her: "That kiss was (steady)!"

4. I still remember that at the graduation ceremony, the class teacher told the classmates earnestly that those lucky enough to be admitted to the university should not be complacent, remember to invite the backward students to dinner and keep in touch for a long time. "Maybe after graduating from college and looking for a job, you will find a company where your classmates are the boss."

Last year, a foreign examinee took the college entrance examination in China. In front of the entrance, the foreign boy rode a good horse as fast as lightning. The classmate asked him curiously, is it difficult to get a taxi? The foreigner said, "No, the class teacher said I could get two books on horseback."

6. I took the high school graduation exam that year, with a total score of only 300, but my deskmate got 600. The teacher asked me why there was such a big gap. I had a flash of light in my mind and replied, "Because I used the compilation of the real questions of the five-year college entrance examination, my classmates used the compilation of the real questions of the 10 college entrance examination."

7. A classmate has no confidence in the college entrance examination. In order to encourage him, his father told him to answer the questions carefully. After the exam, he didn't care about anything, saying that no matter how deep his feelings are, it's useless. I have to ask him to take care of him this time. After the exam, the students asked their father what his relationship was. His father told him: "The concept of surname is called Guanyin."

8. Before the college entrance examination that year, my mother was afraid that I was under too much pressure, so she enlightened me that I must have no ideological burden and go into battle easily. Mom said, "As long as you play normally, what if you fail the exam?" So what if you don't go to college? I can get through this, just pretend I never gave birth to you! "

9. I failed in the college entrance examination that year. After a good cry, I cheered up and said to my father, "I want to repeat it!" " Grandpa is deaf and worried: "grandson, going to college is not the only way out." How can you take poison! " "