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[urgently needed] the lines of the first episode of "Wulin Biography"! ! ! !
Guo: Who is Li Dazui?
Laobai: The cook who cooks is not very good at cooking. Oh, my God, I missed it for you.
Guo: A regular store will do. I'll pay double the price.
Scholar: Just say it's not about money.
Laobai: Lv Xiucai said it's not about money.
Guo: What do you do?
Laobai: Accountant, sour scholar. Oh, my God, I missed it.
Guo: Fifty taels.
Beckham: Just tell him, as you just said, it's not about the price.
Laobai: Mo Xiaobei said, didn't he just say that? It's not about money.
Guo: Who is it?
Laobai: It's our manned sister-in-law. In other words, our shopkeeper is her sister-in-law.
Guo: Who are you after talking for a long time?
Everyone: His surname is Zhan Tang, and he is a dead waiter.
The first episode of "Legend of Wulin" tells the story of a month-long killing night with a high black wind. The legendary male and female evil spirits descended from the sky, disrupting the stable days of Tongfu Inn. Guo Furong has a prominent family background. She was spoiled from childhood and was always covered up by her great warrior father. Since she is a competitive girl, she resolutely chose a road to run away from home and make her own way, but she was detained at Tongfu Inn at the first stop and began a hard career as a handyman.
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The title of the legend of Wulin
1, Yan Ni plays Tong Xiangyu.
197 1 03 10 was born in Xi, Shaanxi province. He is a film and television actor in China and an actor in the TV Art Center of the Political Department of the Air Force of China People's Liberation Army. In 2005, she played "Tong Xiangyu" in The Legend of Wulin, which became an instant hit and became a household name. In 2008, he starred in the TV series "The North Wind Blows" and "3721".
2. Sebrina plays Guo Furong.
197910/kloc-0 was born in Quanzhou, Fujian on October 5th, and is an actress in mainland China of China. 1997 studied in the folk dance department of Beijing Dance Academy and graduated from the performance department of Beijing Film Academy in 2003. In 2006, she starred in The Legend of Wulin, and won the most popular actress in the18th Beijing University Student Film Festival for her role as Guo Furong.
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