How to tell funny jokes?

1, the topic of nonsense, said with a serious face; Serious questions, in a nonsense tone and language.

2, training language expression ability, the best humor is often a pun, literally one meaning, the word is another meaning.

3, don't laugh at yourself, it is best not to laugh at yourself. Telling jokes without laughing can make people laugh.

For example:

One day, I was busy in the office. Wei and Xiang are in the same room. Colleague Su Mou was also present. Sue is short and playful.

Female colleague Hu just received a bottle of detergent and a dozen disposable teacups from the administrative department. Go to the door to see Su Mou, immediately zha opened:

"Ah! There you are. I have been looking for you everywhere. "

"Why do you want me?"

"Looking for you to get the file."

"What's that long thing?"

"Cup."

"How did the cup grow?"

Hu was speechless. I replied, "Don't be jealous because you are short."

Hu supported: "Yes, I like to use long ones. What's wrong? "

Wei Hexiang sat at the table and smiled.

Sue asked again, "What is this for?"

Hu couldn't answer at the moment, and could not help but pick up a sentence:

"Fill it with water."

Nonsense: "Yes! Fill it with water. How come you don't even know this? Pour water is the basic function of the cup. "

Wei Hexiang laughed even harder.

Sue asked, pointing to the cleaner.

"What's that thing for?"

Hu A: "Wash, wash once."

After the conversation, Wei almost laughed at someone.

Among them, I only said two sentences, and there was no smile on my face from beginning to end, which played a central role in the whole joke process.

This is the humor in life. As for the jokes that are completely spoken, one should pay attention to the provocative language, and the other should have a serious and good expression. If you laugh first, people will generally not find it funny, and a good joke will be ruined. Your problem, it is estimated that one is not sure about the humor of the language, and the other is that the expression does not match the plot of the joke. Pay great attention to these two points.