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General (class) is not good, second-class (class) is ok.

One day, the physics teacher gave a class after class and said, "I worked out this problem in Class One (One) just now. Ordinary students can't do it. I don't know how many students in our class can do it. "

As soon as the voice fell, the whole class shouted, "Class One (just right) can't do it, but Class Two (just right) can." The physics teacher paused and smiled at once. "Yes, the general (class) is not good, and the second class is ok."

(Note: this class is 1 (2))

Unable to escape

In the first English class, the English teacher taught twenty-six English letters. Because of curiosity, all the students are very serious, except one, who is addicted to the "danger" of "burning red cliff" in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms-Zhou Yu is absorbed in playing Huang Gai.

At this time, the teacher learned "W" and only heard the teacher say "hit-don't-slip"

Suddenly, the classmate who was reading stood up and said, "What a fool! Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to hit the other, how can he slip away? "

Last class.

New Year's Day is approaching, the chemistry teacher came to the podium with a full face of spring and said to the students, "Students, listen carefully today. This is our last chemistry class this year. "

The students were frightened and asked inexplicably, "Teacher, there are so many things to learn, why not ..."

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