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Everyone has their own merits. Let’s see which category your penis belongs to.
"Huh? My dear, why did your penis become like this?"
"It looks like this? It means you have seen other people's penis!"
< p>.This is a little joke I saw on a Weibo post. The ending of the story is that the heroine thinks that all the men in the world are with something in a photo of Edison Chen. Although this is just a joke, we also understand the author's painstaking common sense in the joke.Indeed, among the vast number of Chinese women, too many people think that men’s penises are the same, just different in length and thickness. As we all know, there can be exactly the same "test papers" in the world, and so can men's penises. They cannot be exactly the same, nor can they be exactly the same.
So, under the command of the Creator that they should not be the same, men’s penises began to be stereotyped, and were seriously divided into the following six types:
T-shaped font
The reason "T" is always the first one is because this type of man is most popular with women and has a very large vagina. In exchange, bickering back and forth in the vagina often makes women get carried away.
I-shaped
Compared with the "T"-shaped penis, people with this body type can only obey. Although the YJ with the same thickness from beginning to end is not very popular among women, its rarity has won the curiosity of many women.
Bat type
Referring to a man’s penis as a bat actually confirms the roughness of the penis to a certain extent. But this kind of vagina that can bring pleasure to women is thick in the middle and small at the ends, and often gets awkwardly stuck in women's penis.
Rolling pin type
This kind of penis is like a bat, thick in the middle and small at both ends. But it’s important to note that a rolling pin is much thinner than a bat. A penis that is small and does not have a big head often cannot satisfy women.
Scorpion tail type
This is the best men's penis. It is said that almost all women like this type. This kind of penis that looks like a scorpion with an upturned tail has long been a natural thing.
As the name suggests, the arrow-shaped YJ is a "" shape, with a thick tail and a narrow front. Don’t say this look is comparable to a “T” shape, think about what techniques will work with the room!
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