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How to get Chinese football into the World Cup

According to the current situation, if Chinese football wants to enter the World Cup, it must meet the following conditions.

First, through operation, let the World Football Federation give Antarctica a quota.

Then find a way to divide China into Antarctica.

Then let the Chinese team compete with the Penguins for the right to qualify, draw with the Penguins away from home, and then arrange the home game in Sanya to heat the Penguins to death.

But the current difficulty is that it is difficult to draw with the Penguins in the away game.

This is a satirical little joke on the Internet, which is enough to prove the status of Chinese football in our hearts.

It is really difficult for China to enter the World Cup. China has a population of more than one billion, and it is impossible to find more than a dozen football players.

Don’t say that our system is not good. There are more than a few countries in Asia that have entered the World Cup.

In fact, in the final analysis, the Chinese Football Association is too shady.

If a child has a talent for football, he also needs to have rich interpersonal relationships and strong financial resources.

That is to say, a football kid with extraordinary talent must have a strong father to be able to join the Chinese football team.

Normally with such a good father, he would not let his son play football! ! !

As a result, the players in Chinese football are now worse than the last.

It’s just that they were born to play football and met a rich father.

If you want Chinese football to take a step forward, the Football Association must carry out large-scale reforms.

Starting from elementary school, we must begin to select and train capable children.

In fact, this matter is easy to achieve, it is just a question of whether the Football Association is willing to admit that it is evil!