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A humorous comment about making fun of yourself for a fall. If you fall, post a funny message to your circle of friends.

1. I fell. The first thing I felt was that my heart suddenly jumped heavily and my head was covered. When I realized it, I was already on the ground.

2. I fell down in my own house and almost fainted from the pain. Was my mother trying to murder me by mopping the floor and making it so wet?

3. I wish I was just a child who would laugh when given a candy and cry when I fell down. No need to pretend beyond recognition, no need to suppress your feelings.

4. I hope that I will always be the woman who gets up after falling, smiles and says it’s okay, handles problems by herself, and loves life. Even if the road ahead is full of thorns, I must move forward bravely!

5. Try to give yourself the best mood, balance your breath, adjust your mentality, and don't rush to succeed. No matter how big a fall you have, you can still become tomorrow's success. better.

6. Whenever I encounter something I want to escape from, I instinctively hope that I will fall down, not too seriously, just break my bones, and be able to jump around after the limelight.

7. I wish I was just a child who would laugh when given a candy and cry when I fell down. There is no need to pretend beyond recognition, no need to suppress your feelings, smile and say it doesn’t matter, but often the happier you smile, the more painful you feel.

8. You are alone in the wind and rain, no longer looking forward to it. Get up by yourself when you fall down, lick your wounds by yourself when you are injured, go to the hospital by yourself when you are sick, carry it by yourself when you are tired and have difficulties. From then on, you Calm and calm.

9. A child will yell and cry after falling down, hoping that someone will help him up; but when an adult falls down, no matter how painful it is, he will insist on getting up without wanting to let him go. People know.

10. A person should first treat others with love; secondly, get up when you fall and walk away quickly, don’t feel bad about the pit where you fell; thirdly, always hold on to your own Don’t let go of business.

11. I fell down in physical education class today, and I didn’t realize until after class that my left knee was bleeding.

12. I accidentally fell. Although it hurt a lot, I didn’t blame it on the uneven road. I only blamed my poor eyesight. I hope that I will live a peaceful life in the future, and everything I see when I look up is warmth!

13. Don’t blame God, don’t blame others, don’t be afraid of bad luck or a heavy fall. Who doesn’t make mistakes when you fall down, get up, and start all over again? However, remember not to make the same mistake twice.

14. I fell down while riding my bicycle last week and got a few bruises. This morning I went to jump into a pit and sprained my foot again. I can’t walk at all. I’m not allowed to go out. rhythm?

15. Ever since I fell, I unkindly started squatting!

16. This morning, when I went to the bathroom and went downstairs, I slipped and fell on the marble floor. It hurts! I felt limping in my foot in the afternoon and it hurt a lot!

17. Sometimes it takes a hard fall to know where you are now. Give life a smile, give yourself a smile, and you still have to keep walking.

18. Every time I fall down, I blame myself for not being careful, but I still don’t remember it. Still falling in the same place.

19. I accidentally fell while roller skating today. I don’t even know how I fell.

20. No wonder, I have been unlucky since I encountered this diamond ring. First I was knocked unconscious, then I lost money in vain, and I even fell down on the way here.

21. In order not to go to school, I fell down and broke my bones. As a result, my parents punished me.

22. I dropped myself for the third time and lost a piece of skin. I didn’t dare to look directly at the wound. When I applied iodine, I almost fainted from the pain.

23. I fell down today, and it was entirely my feet that were irritating me, because I didn’t prepare a suitable piece of clothing for it. Today, its clothes are obviously a little smaller than usual. , no wonder I fell.

24. When I was a child, if I fell, I would always get up and keep walking. But now, when I fall, I still have to check whether I fell or was pushed by someone else. What are you looking at? Just get up and keep walking.

25. I accidentally fell when I was putting on the quilt and fell under the bed. I feel so much pain now.

26. I am really unlucky today. I feel dizzy. Not only did I scratch my car, I also fell down and had a terrible headache.

27. I just fell down in the office and the iron frame fell down. Fortunately, the smallpox is still fine. It is a blessing.

28. I fell down, my knee was broken, and my elbow was swollen. It hurts so much, so frustrating, and no one sees it.

29. As soon as I changed my clothes, I fell down and was speechless.

30. I fell down for no reason at work today. When I grew up, I rarely fell down. Maybe it was because my life was a bit easy.

31. I almost got trampled and fell, and my phone screen shattered. Why does this happen?

32. I fell down today, my leg was injured, my shoes were broken, and my feet were bleeding.

33. I fell down for the first time this year. I was almost home and my skin was bruised after a fall. It was so miserable.

34. When you fall down and get up with a smile, you are the real man.

35. It doesn’t matter if you lose. If you fall, stand up and keep walking until you win.

36. I accidentally fell down when I was going down the stairs today. I felt heartache. It turned out that my heart fell out! When I picked it up, I found your name on it. It turns out that thinking about someone is not in your mouth but in your heart!

37. I fell down this morning, twisted my foot, and got engine oil all over my skirt. I wonder if I can wash it off!

38. I fell down from the bathroom yesterday and my old bones were probably broken.

39. People are doing things all their lives. Only when they fall do they realize the pain. Only when they hit a wall do they know how to look back. If you don’t walk more roads, you will never know which one is better and which one has better scenery. .

40. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

41. I fell down the stairs today and it didn’t hurt at all. Fortunately, there was so much flesh to cushion me.

42. I fell again, on the stairs of my house. This time I could say that I rolled down. My mother said that I might not have woken up.

43. When I fell down as a child, I would always check to see if there was anyone around me. If there was anyone, I would cry. If there was no one, I would get up. When I grow up and encounter something unhappy, I always look to see if there is anyone around me. If there is anyone around me, I will get up. If there is no one, I will cry.

44. I fell down on the road of life. I thought you would help me, but you stabbed me.

45. If you fall down, get up and prepare for the next position.

46. Although I fell, was hurt by the fall, and became crippled, as long as I didn’t fall to death, I would still be able to breathe, and I would take it out!

47. That day I was walking alone on the street. It was raining heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. There was your name on it.

48. When school was over, I accidentally fell. Now I have constant cramping pain, my whole body is cold, and I am breaking out in cold sweat.

49. I accidentally fell down, and my nose and mouth changed, immediately adding to the beauty.

50. When I was enjoying my skating, I lost my balance and fell heavily. It took me a long time to get up from the pain.

51. I accidentally fell, and when I saw it, my knee was bleeding. I cried in pain.

52. I fell down in front of many people at noon, and my glasses flew off. Fortunately, I was wearing a mask so no one could see my face.

53. Sister, if you fall, I will definitely help you up, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.

54. Unexpectedly, I fell down and the wounds were all in the shape of my love for you.

55. When I see someone falling down, I like it without hesitation!

56. If you fall down and can’t get up, don’t blame the earth’s gravity for being too strong.

57. So what if we fall down, at least we are still young.

58. I fell down in the shower and got washing powder into my eyes. It can be said that I had a wonderful day today.

59. I fell down in the shower, and bumped into the glass door when I went out. I felt like I was going to be thrown silly.

60. Life is about falling down, getting up and continuing to walk. On rainy days, life is slow.