I am a joke of special forces.

1, not dead, you can insert a steel jump and start over.

2. All the women within the range of paratroopers falling 100 km belong to Lao Tzu.

3. The food standard of special brigade has caught up with that of military dogs.

4. "Do you know why I am a sniper? Because I hate running, when a sniper can nest there and watch you run. "

"Then why aren't you the first and second cross-country every 5 kilometers?"

"I'll run to the finish line first and then watch you run."

If you don't regret it, it is my fault.

6. Ma Tongqi: "Did you love me?"

Xiaozhuang: "I love my motherland!"

7. At your speed, the motherland and people are ashamed of you!

8. I doubt your IQ, because people with normal IQ will not come here to be abused!

9. There are clouds here. Will it change?

10, Senior High School Team: Why did you come to be a special soldier?

Health worker: to save those whose skulls are caught by door panels.

Paratroopers: Special forces have high parachute and diving subsidies.

1 1. It's like dreaming. If you are not careful, you will not be single.