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Philosophical stories 1
A turkey is chatting with a cow. The turkey said, I wish I could fly to the top of the tree, but I don't have the courage.
The cow said, why don't you eat some of my cow dung? They are very nutritious.
The turkey ate a little cow dung and found that cow dung really gave it enough strength to fly to the first branch.
The next day, the turkey ate more cow dung and flew to the second branch.
Two weeks later, the turkey proudly flew to the top of the tree.
But soon, a farmer saw it and quickly shot it down from the tree.
Survival: Cow shit will get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Philosophical story 2
The crow stood in the tree and did nothing all day. The rabbit saw the crow and asked, can I do nothing all day like you? The crow said, of course, why not? So the rabbit began to rest in the open space under the tree. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped up, grabbed the rabbit and swallowed it.
Survival: If you want to stand and do nothing, you must stand very high, very high.
Philosophical story 3
A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze.
So, I flew to a large clearing, and a cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on the bird. The frozen bird lay in the dunghill, feeling warm and waking up gradually. It lay in a warm and comfortable place and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the noise and went over to see what was going on. Following the sound, the wild cat quickly found the bird lying in the dunghill and dragged it out to eat it.
Survival 3: Not everyone who shits you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of the dunghill is your friend. When you are lying in the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.
Philosophical story 4
A scholar went to buy firewood. He said to the firewood seller, "Come here!" The firewood seller didn't know the word "firewood", but he knew the word "come here", so he put the firewood in front of the scholar. The scholar asked him, "What is the price?" The firewood seller didn't quite understand this sentence, but he knew the word "price" and told the scholar the price. The scholar went on to say, "The exterior is solid and the interior is weak. More smoke, less flame. Please damage it. Your wood is dry on the outside, but wet on the inside. When it burns, there will be more smoke and less flame. Please lower the price. ) "The firewood seller didn't understand the scholar's words and left with firewood.
Managers usually use simple language and easy-to-understand words to convey information, and grasp the object and opportunity of speaking well. Sometimes excessive modification can't achieve the expected purpose.
Philosophical story 5
When one of Confucius' students was cooking porridge, he found something dirty falling into the pot.
He quickly scooped it up with a spoon and was about to dump it, when it suddenly occurred to him that a porridge and a meal were hard to come by.
So I ate it. /It happened that Confucius walked into the kitchen and thought he was stealing vegetables, so he taught the classmate who was in charge of cooking.
After the explanation, everyone suddenly realized.
Confucius said with emotion, "What I saw with my own eyes is not true, let alone hearsay?"
Revelation: selling business is an organizational business, because there are many people and many personnel problems.
From time to time, we will hear words that distinguish right from wrong. For example, when a company attacks another company, it often confuses right from wrong and affects confidence.
Therefore, it is necessary to find out the truth of the matter, and don't believe rumors easily, so that the hard-earned cause will not be destroyed.
Philosophical story 6
One day, scientists at the city zoo found the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so they held a meeting to discuss the problem and agreed that the height of the cage was too low.
So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters.
As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.
I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.
One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe.
"It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!" " "
In fact, many people are like this. They only know that there is a problem, but they can't grasp the core and foundation of the problem.
Philosophical story 7
In a small village, there was a very heavy rain, and the flood began to flood the whole village. A priest prayed in church and saw that the flood had flooded his knees. A lifeguard came to the church with a sampan and said to the priest, "Father, come up quickly!" " ! Otherwise the flood will drown you! "The priest said," no! I am convinced that God will come to save me. You should save others first. "
Before long, the flood had flooded the priest's chest, and the priest had to stand on the altar reluctantly.
At this time, another policeman came by speedboat and said to the priest, "Father, come up quickly, or you will really drown!" " "The priest said," No, I want to keep my church. I believe that God will come to save me. ".You'd better save others first. "
After a while, the flood flooded the whole church, and the priest had to hold on to the cross at the top of the church.
A helicopter came slowly, and the pilot put down the rope ladder and shouted, "Dad, get up quickly. This is the last chance. We don't want to see you drown in the flood! " ! "The priest still said firmly," No, I want to keep my church! "God will save me. You'd better save others first. God will be with me! ! "
The flood rolled in, and the stubborn priest was finally drowned ... The priest went to heaven and saw God. He was very angry and asked, "Lord, I have devoted my life to serving you with trepidation." Why don't you save me! "
God said, "Why can't I save you? The first time, I sent a sampan to save you, and you didn't want it. I thought you were worried about the danger of the sampan. The second time, I sent another speedboat, but you still don't want it; The third time, I treated you as a national guest and sent a helicopter to save you, but you still refused.
So, I thought you were anxious to come back to me, and you could stay with me. "
In fact, too many obstacles in life are caused by excessive stubbornness and ignorance. When others lend a helping hand, don't forget that only when we are willing to lend a helping hand can others lend a helping hand! ! !
Philosophical story 8
Five-year-old Hank went to work in the forest with his father, mother and brother. Suddenly it began to rain, but they only brought a poncho. Dad gave the poncho to mom, mom gave it to my brother, and my brother gave it to Hank.
Hank asked, "Why did my father give it to my mother, my mother gave it to my brother and my brother gave it to me?"
Dad replied, "Because dad is better than mom, mom is better than brother, and brother is better than you." We all protect the weak.
Hank looked around and ran to spread the poncho on a delicate flower swaying in the wind and rain.
The real strong man is not necessarily how powerful or rich he is, but how much he helps others. Responsibility allows us to accomplish things, and love allows us to do things well.
Philosophical story 9
One night, very late, an elderly couple walked into a hotel. They want a room. The receptionist replied, "Sorry, our hotel is full and there are no rooms." Looking at the tired appearance of the old couple, the waiter said, "But let me think ..."
The waiter led the old couple to a room and said, "Maybe it's not the best, but now it's the only way." The old man saw that this was actually a neat and clean room and lived happily.
The next day, when they came to the front desk to check out, the waiter said to them, "No, because I just lent you my room for one night-have a nice trip!" " I see. The waiter stayed up all night, so he stayed at the front desk all night. The two old people were very moved. The old man said, "Son, you are the best hotel manager I have ever seen." You will be rewarded. "The waiter smiled and said nothing. He sent the old man out, turned around and went on doing his own thing, and forgot all about it. Unexpectedly, one day, the waiter received a letter and opened it. There is a one-way ticket to new york with a brief postscript inviting him to take another job. He flew to new york and reached a place according to the route indicated in the letter. When he looked up, a magnificent hotel stood in front of him. It turned out that one night a few months ago, he received a billionaire and his wife. The rich man bought a big hotel for the waiter, convinced that he would manage it well. This is the legendary story of the first manager of the world-famous Hilton Hotel.
Everything starts with the wisdom of a sympathetic and caring waiter: "Let me think …" To enter the field of mathematics, what is needed must be strict logic, reasonable inference and accurate verification; Coming to the world of literature depends on beautiful humanity, touching plots and unexpected happy endings. But have you ever found that whether it is literature or mathematics, the ending is magical-love and wisdom can produce miracles.
Philosophical stories 10
There are two brothers. Their family lives on the 80th floor. One day, when they came home from a trip, the power went out in Eureka Tower! Although they are all carrying big bags and small bags, there seems to be no other choice, so my brother said to him, let's climb the stairs! So they began to climb the stairs with two big bags of luggage on their backs. When they climbed to the 20th floor, they began to get tired. My brother said, "The bag is too heavy. How's this? Let's put it here first and take the elevator to get it when the phone comes in. " So, they put their luggage on the 20th floor, which was much easier and they continued to climb.
They climbed up talking and laughing, but it didn't take long. By the 40th floor, they were really tired. Thinking that they were only halfway up, the two began to blame each other, accusing each other of not paying attention to the notice of power failure in the building, which would end up like this. They climbed and climbed, so they climbed all the way to the 60th floor. By the 60th floor, they were too tired to quarrel. The younger brother said to his brother, "Let's stop arguing and finish climbing it." So they continued to climb the stairs silently and finally reached the 80 th floor! The two brothers came to the door excitedly and found that they had left their keys in their bags on the 20th floor. ...
Some people say that this story actually reflects our life: before the age of 20, we lived under the expectations of our families and teachers, and were burdened with a lot of pressure and burdens. We were not mature enough and lacked ability, so our pace was inevitably unstable. After the age of 20, I left everyone's pressure, unloaded my baggage, and began to pursue my dreams with all my strength, thus living happily for 20 years. But at the age of 40, I found that my youth had passed away, which inevitably produced a lot of regrets and regrets. So I began to regret this, regret that, complain about this, hate that ... so I spent 20 years complaining. When I was 60 years old, I found that my life was running out, so I told myself to stop complaining and cherish the rest of my life! So I walked silently through the rest of my life. At the end of my life, I remember that I seem to have unfinished business ... It turns out that all our dreams have remained in our 20-year-old youth and have not been completed yet. ...
Philosophical stories 1 1
Before a master performer came on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and squatted down to tie it carefully. Disciple turned his back and squatted down to untie his shoelaces. A bystander saw all this and asked inexplicably, "Master, why did you untie your shoelaces again?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler, I can show his fatigue and haggard through this detail and through a long journey to loosen his shoelaces." "Then why don't you just tell your disciples?" "He can carefully find that my shoelaces are loose and enthusiastically tell me that I must protect his enthusiasm and encourage him in time. As for why I untied my shoelaces, I will have more opportunities to teach him to perform in the future. I can talk about it next time. "
People can only do one thing at a time, and only by grasping the key points can they become real talents.
Philosophical stories 12
There lived a man named Abage on the grassland in Inner Mongolia. Once, the young Abago and his father got lost on the grassland. Abag was tired and afraid, and finally he couldn't walk. Dad took five coins out of his pocket, buried one coin in the grass, put the other four coins in Abago's hand, and said, "There are five gold coins in life, one for childhood, adolescence, youth, middle age and old age. You have only used one now, that is, the one buried in the grass. You can't throw all five coins into the grass. You should use them bit by bit and use them differently every time. " We must go out of the grassland today, and you must go out of the grassland in the future. The world is very big. When people are alive, they should go to more places and see more. Don't throw away your gold coins if they are useless. "That day, with the encouragement of his father, Abag walked out of the grassland. When he grew up, Abag left his hometown and became an excellent captain.
Secret: cherish your life and you will get out of the swamp of frustration.
Philosophical stories 13
There are two brothers, only four or five years old. Because the bedroom window is closed all day, they think the room is too dark, and they feel envious when they see the bright sunshine outside. The two brothers discussed and said, "We can sweep some sunshine together." So, the two brothers took brooms and dustpans and went to the balcony to sweep the sun. When they moved the dustpan into the room, there was no sunshine inside. After repeated sweeps, there was still no sunshine in the room. My busy mother in the kitchen saw their strange behavior and asked, "What are you doing?" They replied, "The room is too dark, so we should sweep some sunshine in." Mom smiled: "As long as you open the window, the sun will naturally come in. Why do you have to sweep? "
Secret: Open the closed heart door, and the sunshine of success will dispel the darkness of failure.
Li Story 14
After the rain, a spider struggled to climb the broken net on the wall. Because the wall was wet, it collapsed after climbing to a certain height. It climbed up again and again and fell down again and again ... the first person saw it. He sighed and said to himself, "Isn't my life such a spider?" Busy, no income. "As a result, he became more and more depressed. The second man saw it, and he said, This spider is really stupid. Why not climb around in a dry place? I can't be as stupid as it in the future. So, he became smart. The third man saw it, and he was immediately moved by the spider's spirit of fighting and losing. So he became strong.
Secret: People with a successful attitude can find the power of success everywhere.
Philosophical stories 15
Someone was hiding from the rain under the eaves and saw Guanyin walking by with an umbrella. The humanitarian said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva, how about spending some time with all beings and taking me for a while?"
Guanyin said, "I am in the rain, you are under the eaves, and there is no rain under the eaves." I don't need to spend it. " The man immediately jumped off the eaves and stood in the rain: "now I'm in the rain, too." Is it time to treat me? " Guanyin said, "You are in the rain and I am in the rain. I didn't get wet because of an umbrella.": You were caught in the rain because there was no umbrella. So it's not me, it's me. If you want to think about it, don't look for me, please find your own umbrella! " Say that finish and left.
The next day, the man was in trouble and went to the temple to ask for Guanyin. When I walked into the temple, I found a man worshipping in front of Guanyin statue. That man looks exactly like Guanyin, not bad at all.
The man asked, "Are you Guanyin?"
The man replied, "I am Guanyin."
The man asked again, "Then why do you still worship yourself?"
Guanyin said with a smile, "I have encountered difficulties, but I know that it is better to ask for help than to ask for help."
Secret: Winners help themselves.
Philosophical stories 16
An old man accidentally dropped the new shoes he just bought from the window on the high-speed rail, and everyone around him felt sorry. Unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe out of the window. This move is even more surprising. The old man explained, "No matter how expensive this shoe is, it's useless to me. If anyone can find a pair of shoes, maybe they can put them on! " "
Secret: Winners are good at giving up.
Philosophical stories 17
A big company intends to hire a car driver with a high salary. After layers of screening and examination, only three players with the best skills are left. The examiner asked them, "There is a piece of gold on the edge of the cliff. How close do you think you can get to the cliff without falling? "
"Two meters." The first one said.
"Half a meter." The second man said confidently.
"I will try to stay away from the cliff." The third person said.
As a result, the company accepted the third place
Tip: Don't compete with temptation and try to stay away from it.
Philosophical stories 18
Tang Bohu, a talented scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, met Chou-heung who came to burn incense in a temple in the south of the Yangtze River, and fell in love at first sight, so he meant to tie the knot. To this end, he followed Chou-heung all the way to Taishifu, and tried his best to sneak into the mansion as a companion, and got the opportunity to contact Chou-heung. Later, he contacted Chou-heung many times in the mansion to express his feelings, but Chou-heung refused. Once she was locked in the woodshed by Chou-heung, but Tang Bohu was not discouraged. She invited her friend Zhu Zhishan to help her, and under the guidance of her friend, she won some good opportunities for Chou-heung to get married. At this point, Jiangnan talent dream has come true. The only thing that is not so good is that Tang Bohu sneaked out of the palace after getting married and left without saying goodbye, which was very humiliating. However, it was also his best choice at that time.
Revelation: 1, the goal should be clear; 2. Effective measures should be taken to achieve this goal; 3. You should be defeated repeatedly and turn to experts for help when appropriate. After all, sometimes you are a bystander. 4. You can change jobs in time after your dreams come true.
Philosophical stories 19
Lao Zi, a great philosopher in ancient China, called his disciples to the bedside one day. He opened his mouth, pointed his finger at it, and then asked his disciples what they saw. None of the sons present could answer.
So Lao Tzu said to them: "The teeth are gone, but the tongue is still there", which means that the teeth must be hard but their life span is not long; The tongue must be soft, but more vital.
Philosophical story 20
The old monk and the young monk traveled together and met a river on the way; I saw a woman trying to cross the river, but she didn't dare. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put the woman down and continued on his way with the young monk. The young monk couldn't help asking in a low voice all the way: What happened to Master? How dare you cross the river with a woman on your back? After walking all the way and thinking all the way, I finally couldn't help but say, master, are you breaking the rules? Why are you taking a woman? The old monk sighed: I have put it down, but you still can't put it down!
Revelation: Honest people are magnanimous, while villains are often sad. Broad-minded, open-minded, affordable and open-minded, can always maintain a healthy mentality.
Philosophical story 2 1
Two monks live next door. The so-called next door is the mountain next door. They live in temples on two adjacent hills. There is a stream between the two mountains, so the two monks go down to get water at the same time every day. Over time, they became good friends.
In this way, five years passed unconsciously in carrying water every day. Suddenly one day, the monk on the left mountain didn't go down to fetch water. The monk on the mountain on the right thought, "He probably overslept." I don't care.
I don't know if the monk on Zuoshan still didn't go down to fetch water the next day, nor did he on the third day. It was the same after a week, until a month later, the monk on the right mountain finally couldn't stand it. He thought, "My friend may be ill. I'm going to visit him and see what I can do. "
So he climbed the mountain on the left to visit his old friend.
When he arrived at the temple on the left side of the mountain, he was surprised to see his old friend, because his old friend was beating Tai Ji Chuan in front of the temple, unlike a man who had not drunk water for a month. He asked curiously, "You haven't carried water down the mountain for a month. Can you not drink water? "
The monk on the left mountain said, "Come, let me show you." So he took the monk from the mountain on the right to the backyard of the temple, pointed to a well and said, "In the past five years, I took time to dig this well every day after finishing my homework, even if I was busy sometimes, I dug as much as I could. Now that I have finally dug up the well water, I don't have to go down the mountain to fetch water, and I can have more time to practice my favorite Tai Ji Chuan. "
How much salary we get in the company is just a waste of water. And grasp the time after work to dig a well of your own. In the future, when you are old, your physical strength will be inferior to that of young people. You still have water to drink. Drink it leisurely.
Philosophical story 22
Once a man from a small country came to China to pay tribute to three identical gold men, which made the emperor very happy. However, the people of this small country are not kind, and at the same time, a question arises: who is the most valuable of these three gold people? The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same.
What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing? Finally, an old minister who abdicated said that he had an idea. The emperor invited the emissary to the main hall, and the old minister confidently took three straws and inserted them into the ear of the first gold man. The straw came out of the other ear. The straw of the second gold man fell out directly from his mouth, and the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach without a sound. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.
This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us two ears and one mouth, which was supposed to make us listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.
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