How to express the year-end bonus in humorous sentences?

1. The year-end bonus has been issued! And it was much more than I expected. So happy, so happy, so happy.

2. It's drifting. I bought this year's bag before the year-end bonus was issued. I hope I can continue to earn more and spend more in the new year, work the most hours and buy the most expensive bag!

3. I just finished giving out the year-end bonus, and I feel that I want to buy this and that, and then I calculated that the sum of the things I want to buy will be overspent, so I think I'd better forget it and buy nothing!

4. I asked my classmates, how much is the year-end bonus? Classmate: Give a P! Classmate: It's not bad to have a P. The gift is light in weight and heavy in taste!

5. Police reminder: There are high cases at the end of the year. Pay attention to the cover of ATM withdrawals. Don't be seen by strangers, or you will be laughed at!

6. year-end bonus? My buddy is a real person! At the end of the year, the advanced company was selected, and he was also selected. As a result, the leaders gave each of the advanced companies a certificate at the annual meeting ... Each of them had a Greater China, which was one ... Hehehe

7. Recently, I have been hearing the voice of the boss coughing from the office. Listening to this voice is really pleasant and I feel quite comfortable. I hope the boss will keep coughing, so that you have not made a good start! Call you no thirteen salary! Call you no year-end bonus! ! !

8. At the end of the year, call a buddy: Brother, do me a favor ... Dude: Except for borrowing money, other things are easy to discuss. Me: Good buddy ~ Look, I've been single for 3 years. Introduce me to a girlfriend. Buddy: You asked me how much I borrowed last time. I just gave out the year-end bonus.

9. The company is finally going to give out bonuses. It was almost floating on the way home. Accidentally met an aunt, who asked, What are you thinking, son, so happy? Me: I got the year-end bonus, haha, thinking about how to spend it. Sorry to meet you. At this time, the aunt fell.

1, the year is over, and the first year-end bonus has not been issued yet. It is estimated that there will be no year-end bonus this year!

11. Those who should come will always come, but yours won't run. Hurry up and raise your salary and give out the year-end bonus, which is the best arrangement before the year!

12. I hope everything will be fine in the new year! Smooth and smooth, safe and sound, the future is bright! Today, the year-end award is issued, which is also cheering for the future! New year, new atmosphere, good luck again and again!