Joke: Don't rob a bank _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh till your girlfriend is happy.

(1) To choose the right bank, you certainly don't want to commit crimes with California, do you? This guy in Anaheim made the same mistake. He robbed a bank that had been closed for a long time and had no money.

(2) Keep in mind the lessons of history

Never think about Minnesota Northern First National Bank. Jesse james tried it11years ago, but it only took the locals seven minutes to kill two people and catch his three accomplices. No one tried again until 1984, and the bank's customers worked hard until they caught the bandits. These Minnesota guys are stingy, so don't mess with them.

(3) Find a suitable cashier

In California, a robber gave his money to the cashier. The teller's father stood by and looked very angry. As a result, the robber was thrown on his shoulder by her father and sat on him until the police arrived.

(4) Don't sign the withdrawal slip.

A robber in Pittsburgh wrote the words bank robbery and signed his name on the back of the summons. The envelope also contained the addresses of his associates in Detroit, East Harvard and Connecticut, and the bank account number of the robber was endorsed on the back of the withdrawal slip.

(5) Don't advertise

When a young girl in Los Angeles robbed a bank, she wore a transparent shirt without underwear to attract people's attention.

(6) Don't pack too much.

A robber disguised as a woman ran into a glass door with makeup on his face. He was the first successful criminal to testify by lip print.

(7) Have a sense of direction

Don't make the same mistake as this Florida robber. He took a wrong turn and entered the American Air Force Base. He drove the car to the guard room where the gendarmerie stood guard. He thought it was a toll booth and asked the guy inside for money. What happened? Of course it's tragic.

(8) Have a sense of time.

This is the eternal pain in the chest of a robber in Massachusetts. He robbed a bank at 4:30, and then tried to escape through downtown North Adams, but he couldn't move in the rush hour traffic jam. He was still waiting there when the police arrived.

(9) The next job may be better.

Robbing a bank is not for everyone. An uneasy novice robber shot himself and died on the spot when he hurriedly put the unexpected money into his shirt pocket.

(10) The robber in Swan Lake, Massachusetts, wanted Zhuang Jing to strengthen himself and keep calm. When he heard the cashier tell him that he had no money, he fainted. He was in a coma until the police arrived at the scene. The car he was going to use to escape was parked nearby, and the key was still locked inside.