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Inspirational short sketch script for six college students
Six people can be considered a medium-sized small group, so what classic inspirational short sketch scripts can six people perform? Below is the six-person inspirational short sketch script for college students that I shared. Let’s take a look.
Popular inspirational short sketch scripts for six college students
If you are well, it will be a sunny day
If you are well, it will be a sunny day
Location: Student dormitory Characters: A B C D E F
(Everyone was playing cards around the table, and suddenly B rushed towards everyone)
C: Nanman invasion! D: Kill! E: Kill ! F: Kill! C: Cross the river and demolish the bridge!
B: Quick! Demolish any bridge and be ready for battle! Activate the first-level emergency plan and put the whole city on alert!
(Everyone will immediately The cards are hidden, and there is a panic)
C: Everyone gathers! (DEF line up) Look to the right!
C: (Run to B, salute. B returns the salute) Report Comrade Commander, the entire division has assembled, please give instructions!
B: Return to the team!
C: Yes! (Running back to the team)
B: Comrades, classmates Everyone, you can recover for a thousand days and take medicine for a while! What should we do now?
Crowd: (punches) Kill!!
B: No! It’s a welcome! Everyone: Huh? ( Four people and four tones)
D: Why?
B: (Pointing to D) Who asked you to speak? Don’t you know how to report it?
D: Report. (Quietly) B: Inaudible! (Loudly) D: Report! (Loudly) B: Inaudible. (Quietly)
D: Report!! (Hysterical) B: The voice is too low to hear comrades. (Everyone smiled slightly)
B: Laugh, keep laughing, don’t hold back, laugh, don’t hold back your internal injuries! (Looking at everyone with a serious look)
No need to laugh, I will make you cry!
(Everyone was angry and surrounded B, who fell to the ground in fear)
Everyone: Get out! B: (Get up from the ground, voice Trembling) Same, students, don’t get me wrong.
D: How dare you imitate the instructor!
B: No, don’t get me wrong, brother! I just want to explain that when the instructor is here, it will be there in the sky!
E: Don’t think that just because you are a teacher, you can do whatever you want! We are not jealous!
F: That’s right! We are just soy sauce!
B: Why is it so chaotic! He was talking about vegetarianism, not jealousy!
E: Well, yes. It’s vinegar, not vegetarian! Oh, no! It’s vegetarian, not vinegar! Vinegar is vinegar, and vegetarian food is vegetarian. Don’t mistake vinegar for vegetarian food, and don’t mistake vegetarian food for vinegar. Vinegar, vinegar, vinegar. Do you understand?
B: I don’t understand!
F: Stop talking nonsense! (Pointing to B) Stand at attention! (B quickly stands at attention) Take a break! Stand at attention! (B Do as F says) report the number!
B: (very helpless expression, think for a while) one!
F: report again! (loudly) B: (glaring at F ) One! F: Re-report! (Impatient voice)
B: Two! (Loudly) F: Hey, that’s right. You are the second one! (snickering)
B: You. . . . . (Speechless)
C: How can you talk about the teacher like this? In fact, the teacher is a well!
F: Well? What does it mean? (Full of confusion)
C: It’s obvious, it’s two!
(Everyone laughed, B got angry and rushed towards C. Everyone stood on C’s side, looking fierce.
B was timid and retreated to his original place) B: I~I don’t have the same experience as you, so as not to say that I am bullying you because there are so many people!
D: Hey, you have such a strong tone! Sit upright and sit cross-legged! (B Sit down)
D: Who told you to sit down? (B stood up immediately)
D: Squat down! You will not be punished with wine, but will be given a toast! (B is very unhappy) Squat down convinced)
D: Squatting is done, don’t you know how to squat? (B Squat in the standard posture)
D: You know our policy, be frank and strict. Resist leniency! Tell me honestly, who is here? Activate the first-level emergency plan? Tell me quickly, or I will hand you over! (Make a gesture of wiping your neck)
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C: Don’t mention the exam, it will hurt your feelings even more! The exam is all clouds, and after the exam there will be dark clouds!
E: Yes! One day I dreamed that I was taking an exam, Then I suddenly woke up, but something even more terrifying happened. It turned out that I was actually taking an exam! (Surprised)
B: It’s not just that. After finishing the high school math test, I cried; after finishing the online math test, I found that I cried too early! (Sad look)
F: In fact, the exam is like having a disease. Before the exam, I was suffering from depression. ; She suffered from amnesia during the exam; her condition began to improve after the exam, but when she got the exam paper back, she had a heart attack! (Painful condition)
D: Well, on a September day more than ten years ago, On that day, I put my schoolbag on my back and walked into the school with a big smile on my face. From then on, (raised my hand, looked around) I embarked on a road of no return!
C: Therefore, I summarized the exam. If you say one thing, if you take the exam, I will fail!
A: I usually ask you to study hard, but you just don’t listen to me. Now it's fine, you blew out the lamp, pulled out the wax, and failed the exam! When the car hit the tree, you knew you had turned; when the stock went up, you knew you had bought it; when the snot flowed into your mouth, you knew you had dumped it! p>
C: Teacher, we always think that we are very smart, with mobile phones on our left and computers on our right. I can't get up in the morning and can't sleep at night. But in the end we found out that we were wrong, we were really wrong! (Everyone bowed their heads in repentance)
A: Students, if you know your mistakes and can correct them, there is no greater good. It's too late now. It's okay, cheer up. The final exam is coming soon. Study hard and you will definitely pass! Think about it, the exam is between New Year’s Day and Spring Festival. Did you celebrate New Year’s Day? Everyone: Yes! A: Did you celebrate Spring Festival? Everyone: Yes!
A: Okay, based on the rule of thumb: I will pass the exam! (Everyone cheers and applauds)
B: I will spend Valentine’s Day alone! F: I will spend Singles’ Day alone!
p>E: I will spend Christmas alone! D: I will spend New Year’s Day alone!
C: If I have the ability, let me pass the exam alone! A: Okay, domineering! As expected of me My student of Wudian!
B: Teacher, thank you for accompanying me all the way! Teacher~ Everyone: You have worked hard!
A: Thank you, classmates! Although I am very tired, but This is nothing, if you are well, it will be a sunny day! If one day you want to cry, I can't make you laugh, but I can cry with you; if one day you are tired, I can't suffer for you, but I can lend you an arm; if one day you don't want to talk, I will sit next to you silently and accompany you in loneliness. Because we are a family, a family that loves each other!
A: OK, let’s show our domineering spirit and ignite our dreams with passion! Everyone: Come on! (press hands)
( "Shanghai Beach" background music, everyone wearing top hats and scarves, walking in a triangle formation, "Gangnam Stye" everyone riding horses)
End of the play
Inspirational short sketch script for six college students. Selected articles
I can do it
Act 1
Scene: a restaurant
Props: two chairs, a Table
Characters: Qiangzi, restaurant owner, two guests
Plot: Narrator (Qiangzi hurried to the restaurant where he worked after class.
He is a college student from a rural area and his family is poor. The introverted Qiangzi decided to work on his own to earn money, hoping to support his own living expenses; if possible, he could also send money to his home. So, he found two jobs, one as a busboy in a restaurant and one as a tutor. Music playing in the background) Hadron trotted anxiously back and forth on the stage.
Qiangzi: (panting) Boss, here I come!
Boss: (expressionless) Your last name is? Duo? Ah, you didn’t come until now. Go (pointing to the side) first mop the floor, wash the dishes, and wipe the table. When guests come, they just hand over the menu, got it?
(Qiangzi nodded, then quickly mopped the floor, wiped the table, washed the dishes, etc. He looked like he was panting, and wiped the sweat with his hands. ?Use fast-paced music to highlight the busyness)
(Two guests came on the stage, strutting, both men and women wearing sunglasses)
Boss: (smiling) Welcome, welcome, two Once you arrive, our store will shine brightly. Excuse me, what do you two want to eat? Our restaurant has a complete menu with delicious colors and flavors, including kung pao chicken, braised carp, and steamed pork ribs?
Female guest: (interrupting the boss, wearing a frosty mask, Frowning) Why is the table so dirty? Oh, my skirt! (jumps up from the chair)!
Boss: (whispering) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it up right away. (Turns around and yells) Qiangzi, why did you wipe the table? Come here and wipe it clean for the guests. (Qiangzi quickly came over to clean the table and then left)
(A few minutes later)
Boss: Qiangzi, go serve the guests, hurry up, why are you taking so long? (The boss exits)
(Qiangzi serves dishes one after another, looking very busy. The guests are intoxicated with eating food and talking to each other)
Qiangzi: Soup is here!
(The woman was concentrating on eating food and laughing, but accidentally spilled the soup with her arm)
Female Guest: (Quickly jumped up from the chair, pulled up her skirt, and shouted ) Oops, you burned me! My skirt.
Male customer: (yelling) Boss!
Boss: (Quickly sprang out from a corner) You two, what’s going on?
Female customer : Ouch, ouch?
Male customer: Humph, what’s going on? Look, I’ve burned my girlfriend. What do you think I should do? How about I call 110 or call the police? Go to the hospital for an examination.
Boss: (Turns around, slaps Qiangzi angrily, angrily) You, you, you?
Qiangzi: (covering his face) Ming, Ming Ming ?
Boss: Obviously, it’s your fault if you offend the customer. I'll deduct fifty yuan from you this month.
Qiangzi: (He hesitates to speak) Me, me?
Mr. Guest: (Impatiently) Okay, boss, tell me, what should we do?
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Female guest: Ouch?
Boss: I’m in trouble, I won’t charge you for the meal, and I’ll pay you another 50 yuan, okay!
Male guest: ( Pointing at Hadron) Humph, boy, if your boss is wise, I won’t argue with you today! (Collects the money, then turns to his girlfriend) Xiaoli, call it a day and leave!
( The man snapped his fingers, and then the two of them stepped off the stage)
Boss: You broom star, I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes when I met you, why are you still here, go and clean up the dishes for me!
p>(Both ended)
(Background music played, Qiangzi walked slowly on the road with his head lowered. He was hit by a person coming from the opposite direction. When he turned around, he was hit by another person. A person was hit? Alluding to his being hit in reality)
Narrator: (Hadragon dragged his tired body and even more tired mind to another place. There, is He found a tutoring job by himself. He knew that he needed to persevere, and he must persevere! He always believed that he could do it, and he would definitely be able to do it.
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Act 2
Scene: Dormitory corridor
Props: lamp, textbook
Characters: Hadron A, Hadron B
Plot: Narrator (The night was already very deep, and all the roommates had fallen asleep. In the cold corridor. Qiangzi was holding the textbook and watching intently. But his heart could not be calm, and there was a feeling in his heart. Two voices came, two contradictory voices, and they started a fierce struggle)
B: You are too tired, it’s time to rest, let me dominate you!
A: No, I want to stick to doing my thing.
B: (sneer) You are too naive and ridiculous. Aren’t you suffering, tired, and tireless? Doing that kind of work and suffering from such anger will not only disgrace you, but also It also hurts my self-esteem!
A: No, no, you have to endure hardships in life before you can have all the hardships.
B: Huh, that’s nonsense to deceive fools. Are you going to enjoy happiness when you are about to die? Look, now that you are poor, you will just keep your own money. Who among the world, your classmates, and your friends have helped you, given you a good look, and are willing to listen to what you say in your heart? It’s too late for them to avoid you! So, don’t be so straightforward when you are poor. Everyone looks down on you.
A: I am poor, do I have to hide anything?
B: Silly, you are actually me too, but why are you so stupid? Let me teach you! You are poor, but you have to make yourself rich. You can ask someone to borrow it! As long as you are eloquent, someone will be willing to lend it to you. When you borrow money, you have friends, a network, and a way to make money. Money makes money. The investment will pay off, do you understand? Besides, as an upright college student, you don’t have to be so lowly as to work in a shabby restaurant! It’s better to engage in pyramid schemes than this!
(There are also people who perform as Hadron Lonely life: When others pass by him playing football, he really wants to go with them, but others don't play with him? Acting like another strongman to make smoke for others, being able to talk like a philistine, others pay him, and then A group of people drinking and smoking together? It looks very indulgent)
A: (Struggling) No, I make money based on my strength, not cheap!
B: You The kid has water in his head, you are a college student, you are so angry! You are a pig, college students should use their brains to eat!
A: (Painful, holding head with hands) When you are a tutor, use What matters is my brain! I want to live an upright and clean life. The money I earned with my own sweat, even though it was very small, I used it steadily. People live not only for themselves, but also for the people I love and the people who love me! (Impassionately) I can do it, I will definitely be able to do it! (? Fly higher? The background music sounds, first low and then high )
Drama script:
Classic inspirational short sketch script for six college students
Son: Dad, what are you doing?
Dad : I’m cooking
Son: What are you doing?
Dad: Braised pork
Son: Braised pork, I love it most
Dad: I made it specially for you
Son: Dad, look, the admission notice
Dad: I’m so happy
Third aunt: Yeah, your son has been admitted to college, and you don’t have to sell tofu anymore. I’m so happy for you
Dad: I’m so happy, ah
Son: Third aunt, I What's wrong with dad?
Third aunt: I'm so happy
Son: My dad is so happy, I feel so uncomfortable
Director: Stop, stop, stop, What's going on. No, are you actors? How do you act in this play? There is no sense of rhythm at all. Can't a dead body be played?
Director: You have to have a sense of rhythm. There are fast and slow ups and downs. How slow is this? Ah, come on, come on, do it again. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Son: Dad, I’m back.
Dad: You are back
Son: Dad, what are you doing
Dad: I am making braised pork
Son: What are you doing
Dad: Braised pork
Son: Braised pork, my favorite food, admission notice
Dad: I am so happy
p>Third Aunt: Yeah, your son has been admitted to college, and you don’t have to sell tofu anymore
Dad: I’m so happy
Son: Oh, Third Aunt What's wrong with my dad?
Third aunt: I'm so happy
Son: My dad is dead, I feel so sad
Director: No, no, wrong. What is this, what is this. I didn’t even look at it, I rubbed my eyes and it was gone
Son: Come on, director, you don’t want the rhythm, we are here
Director: Slow down, slow down, it’s too fast , isn’t it, come slowly, come slowly
Dad: Director, this is a lot of work
Son: Dad, I’m back
Dad: You Back
Son: Ah, Dad, what are you doing
Dad: I’m cooking
Son: What are you doing
Dad: Braised pork.
Son: Braised pork, my favorite.
Dad: I made it specially for you.
Son: Dad, You see. University admission notice
Dad: I’m so happy
Son, dad: Haha, hahaha
Third aunt: Oh, your son has been admitted to college. , you don’t have to sell tofu anymore
Dad: I’m so happy
Son: Third aunt, what’s wrong with my dad?
Third aunt: Your dad is so happy
Son: My dad is so happy, I feel so uncomfortable
Director: Stop, stop, stop, what are you doing? This is a movie, not a TV series. What's more, it's not an idol drama. What are you doing? This is
Dad: Director, this is not acting according to your request. It took so much effort
Director: As an actor, he has a sense of rhythm. Do you understand what a sense of rhythm is? Some are fast and some are slow. If I tell you to go fast, you will be that fast. If I tell you to be slow, you will be that slow.
Dad: What about the director? Listen to you
Director: Just follow my instructions. , act slowly first
Dad: Act slowly
Director: Ah
The son walked halfway, the director suddenly shouted: Hurry, hurry
Son: Dad, I’m back
Dad: You’re back
Son: What are you doing
Dad: I’m making braised pork
The director waved to slow down
Son: braised pork, my favorite food
Director: fast
Dad: ?(forgot the lyrics )
Director: Slow
Son: Admission Notice
Director: Quick
Dad: I’m so happy
The third aunt enters the scene in slow motion
Director: fast
When the third aunt walks to her father
Director: slow
Third aunt: Your son is admitted to (director: fast) college
Dad: I’m so happy
Director: slow
Dad slowly falls down ( The director suddenly yelled "Hurry up" and fell to the ground quickly
Son: Third aunt, what's wrong with my dad
Director: Slow
Third aunt: I'm so happy
Son: My dad is so happy
Director: Come on
Son: I feel so uncomfortable
Director: Is this right? , sense of rhythm
Dad: What kind of director?
Third aunt: Are you sick?
Son: What kind of director is this? Can you direct a play?
(Snap out the door)
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