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Who has a mentality or a sharp turn joke?
During the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea, a swearing-in meeting was held before a certain unit of the 4th Air Force Division of our Volunteers went out to war, and leading comrades such as Zhu De and Liu Yalou personally attended. An army leader ended his speech. In order to boost morale, he stood up and shouted to the audience:
"Have you made up your mind?"
The audience officers and soldiers were passionate and shouted in unison:
"Yes!"
"Have confidence?"
"Yes!"
"Is there a coward?"
The officers and men in the audience answered in unison without thinking: "Yes!"
When' tis once spoken, a burst of laughter broke out on the stage, even leading comrades such as Mr. Zhu and Liu Yalou laughed.
The head is fatter
In order to welcome the superior leaders to visit and inspect, a certain unit conducted special training in advance, and repeatedly taught the soldiers to answer the leaders' questions with a "unified caliber" in order to show their military power to the leaders in front of the queue. For example, if the chief says, hello, comrades! Everyone should answer in unison: hello, chief. And so on, repeatedly instilled. When the head comes, greet the person in front of the queue:
"Hello, comrades!"
The soldiers loudly replied:
"The head is better!"
"Comrades have worked hard!"
"The head is hard!"
The following leaders asked a few more questions from comrades, and the soldiers also responded to the leaders. Everything is normal, good. Unexpectedly, after visiting the pigs raised by the army, the chief was full of praise: "The pigs raised by comrades are really fat!" The soldiers were stunned and didn't know how to answer. A little soldier saw that no one answered, so he answered loudly:
"The head is fatter!"
Everyone really froze at once.
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