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Ask Wu Zongxian about his favorite jokes.

Philosophical motto

People enjoy achievements at high tide and enjoy life at low tide! -(Brother Xian's attitude towards life, what his father told him)

Time doesn't make people feel painless. Time just makes you get used to the pain. -(from the film "Silly Love" written and directed by myself, often used in feelings)

Businessmen have no nationality, artists have no party membership! -(Answers to political questions and cross-strait relations)

People who spend money and people who make money can never be the same person. It is often said in programs and interviews that it is a very philosophical sentence.

Small wealth depends on thrift, middle wealth depends on diligence, and great wealth depends on the sky! -(Views on wealth)

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach. -

True love only comes twice in a lifetime. When you realize this truth, the first time is usually over. -(said on the ace star, which makes sense)

Professional sayings

No news is good news for politicians; ;

No news is bad news for entertainers. The entertainment circle needs hype, and the political circles kill each other.

An artist is a commodity in itself. I pleased the audience. Why should I be trampled by others? -(opinion of paparazzi)

There are only singers and actors who become famous overnight, but there is no host who becomes famous overnight! -Summarize the popularity of artists and the joys and sorrows of hosts.

Only who is the most popular in the art world, no one is the most popular! -(A senior artist told Brother Xian)

Hosts in Chinese mainland are well-behaved, just like holding a "hot pot" to make a program: they are afraid of burning others and themselves-(views on mainland hosts)

There are ups and downs in life. -

Stop-and-go programs, the host stays, only true friends can last forever! -

Love quotes

If your happiness is my pain, then pain is no longer pain, but pain is ok for you and happy for me! -"Falling in Love with 9.30", for ex-girlfriends)

You don't need to love a man, you just need to understand him, because men are animals. You don't need to understand a woman, you just need to love her, because women are crazy. Men are animals, while women prefer small animals. The first half of the sentence is from Love at 9: 30.

The part that a man gives the most to his family is to sacrifice his love. On April 30, 2007, when I participated in the video recording of CCTV's "No Tears Tonight" program, I told the program host Di Ying.

If you want to hurt the person I love, I will hurt the person you love. -(When my girlfriend wants to cut her wrist, Brother Xian still compares her wrist with a knife and says to her girlfriend)

A woman wins the world, but loses her family. She is nothing.

When I decide to turn around and leave, I will never look back, because I don't want you to see the tears I shed for you.

Man, you should know him but don't love his woman. You should love her but you don't know her.

This is what Brother Xian said in No Tears Tonight.

Wonderful and funny

1. I can't give her happiness, but I can comfort her; I can't give it to her forever, but I can give it to her once.

2. Eat soft food during the day and work hard at night; Men are not responsible, but also pay!

I hate two kinds of people most, one is racist (others start cheering) and the other is black. (sweating like a pig)

3. Businessmen and women don't know about national subjugation and hate, and * * * don't know about extramarital affairs.

4. Women are not drunk, men have no chance; Men are not drunk, women have no tips; Men and women are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.

5. Men eat, women sleep, and if they don't eat or sleep, they will be scrapped immediately.

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Xian ge Shi

1. Brother Xian's love confession poem:

The wind can't love the clouds.

I fell in love with you, which is the sorrow of my fate.

Morning without coffee is like life without you.

When I know what the love in my life is.

I don't know * * *

Can you add I-N-G for me?

2. The doggerel written by Brother Xian when he was frustrated in Admiralty:

The maid-in-waiting is playing hide-and-seek, and the emperor is chasing after her.

Sometimes I fall, sometimes I don't. It's really fun.

How time flies! It will be 1 1 month.

Mid-Autumn Festival!

The meaning of the second song:

It is the spirit of Wu Zongxian to be full of hope at any time.

In times of depression

Think more about happy things.

We should not be discouraged or disappointed.

Find the root of happiness and enjoy a happy life.

The world is like playing hide-and-seek blindfolded,

But you must have a gamer's mentality to face it. You will be happy.

"The maid-in-waiting is playing hide-and-seek and the emperor is chasing her. Sometimes she falls. " How can life be okay?

Disappointment is one tenth, so it doesn't matter, because life is really interesting.

Don't think that the moon is missing and imperfect now.

It doesn't matter. Time flies. /kloc-The Mid-Autumn Festival will be in 0/0 months. This will be a complete month.

I like Brother Xian very much, too.