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There is an urgent need for a composition on New Year's Day.

& lt 1 & gt; The first day of the lunar new year

On New Year's Eve, our family is busy playing until one or two o'clock. I got up late the next morning, and I quietly came to the kitchen and found my grandmother wrapping jiaozi.

I asked my grandmother, "Why did you package jiaozi today?" She said to me, "Jingjing, it is our custom to eat glutinous rice balls on New Year's Day." So, she told me a lot of knowledge: "Jingjing, jiaozi is round and flat, round is sweet and flat is salty. Eating round jiaozi can use brown sugar and sesame seeds, and flat jiaozi can be made into meat jiaozi. " Seeing that I was listening carefully, my grandmother began to talk. "We used to have a habit, that is, when we wrapped jiaozi, we washed a coin and wrapped it in jiaozi without any trace. Seeing who can eat it means that the people who eat it will be very lucky this year-they can make a lot of money! " I nodded and saw grandma start counting jiaozi. "No, I have to install one." I looked at my grandmother in surprise and asked, "Why?" Grandma smiled and said, "You don't know? This is also a custom. On the first day of the year, jiaozi has to pack even numbers, which means that this year's yes-man is auspicious. " It seems that there is a lot of learning here!

In the afternoon, the adults had a good time and I was very tired. I decided to be diligent and take out the garbage cleaned by adults. "Don't fall, don't fall." Grandma's voice came from behind. "Can't you take out the garbage?" "Of course not, today is the first day. If you throw away the garbage, it means that you have poured out all your money this year! " Of course not. I quickly put the garbage back and swept the garbage outside. Grandma saw it and asked me in surprise, "What are you doing?" I confidently said, "Sweep wealth from the outside into the house", which caused laughter. . . .

After a happy day, although I made a lot of jokes, I also learned a lot of knowledge and customs.

& lt2> Today is New Year's Day, and we have come to grandma's house to celebrate the New Year. Grandma's family is a "big family" with a large population. Grandma has a daughter and four sons, and each child has his own "small family", which adds up to more than a dozen people. It is very lively to get together! But everyone is different, don't believe you:

The most beautifully dressed person-grandma. Today's grandmother, all the clothes, including shoes, are red, and with gray hair, it is really beautiful and prosperous. It turns out that this year is grandma's animal year!

Grandpa, he is the person who has the brightest smile today. Yes, this year, Da Sun Zipu graduated from university and went to Shenzhen. It is said that he has a smooth job and a bright future. Granddaughter Jingjing also successfully passed the Foreign Languages Institute, preparing for "further study"; The second grandson has made good progress in his studies this year, and his grade ranking has advanced by 30 places, which is gratifying progress; And my little granddaughter, this year's composition level has also improved a lot, winning back several awards. Grandpa has so many happy things in his heart, of course he smiles from ear to ear!

If anyone is the most talkative, it is my aunt! While wrapping jiaozi, she made a loud speech and waved her arms, making flour fly all over the sky: "Hey, we were then …" It was full of emotion and emotion.

Uncle and aunt are really made for each other. One loves to talk, and the other will comment. Every time what menstruation said was over, my uncle would immediately take it over: "Yes, yes, that's what we did at that time, and now our life is many times better than then …" After a paragraph, everyone would nod and say yes. Uncle is really the best comment.

There was a man who listened carefully to his aunt from beginning to end. He is a third uncle. His uncle's eyes never left his aunt, asking questions from time to time, and he was very focused. Really the most dedicated audience today.

San Niang is the most sleepy person. Everyone is listening to her aunt's speech with great interest and talking about her uncle's "comments". In such a noisy environment, San Niang fell asleep in the corner of the sofa with a coat on. You must ask, why is Sanniang so sleepy? It turns out that Xue Jing's brother went out to a party with his classmates last night and didn't come home all night. Sanniang worried about her son and stayed up all night. Alas, poor bear the wind!

If anyone wants to say who is the "hottest star" today, it must be the Xue Jing brothers. This time he made a leap in his grades, which made the whole family laugh. Everyone is praising him. But he's really like a big shot. He's late. As soon as he entered the door, someone pulled him to ask questions, which was more popular than KFC's "Popular Spicy Chicken"! ! !

Two years and two grandfathers are the most difficult people to match. They have been busy in the kitchen, preparing delicious lunch and dinner for us. Ernian also comes out of the kitchen from time to time, pours water and sends some fruit to everyone. The work of taking care of grandparents on weekdays falls on them, and we can't rest today for the New Year. It's really hard!

Sister Jingjing is the most consistent person. She is still wearing a shawl with long hair, still smiling, still loving me so much that I can go everywhere. With her, I can always find the feeling of being a sister. She also gave me a beautiful doll!

As for the most abnormal people, I think it's my mother and father. My mother seldom goes to the kitchen, but today my mother saw Er Nian and Er Grandpa so tired that she went to help them for the first time. And my father is the "chef" of my family, but today he is chatting with his uncle, and he doesn't care about cooking at all.

The biggest regret this year is that my uncle and aunt in Handan and my brother Pupu in Shenzhen failed to come to Tianjin for the New Year. Although they all call, they can usually chat with Pupu's brother online, but it would be great if we could get together!

I am the youngest but the best in my family! You see, I took a digital video camera and put the whole family in my lens. Moreover, as the only "judge", I also judged the "best" of the whole family, and I have the final interpretation right. Is it very capable and powerful?

& lt3> New Year's Day is a festive day. People usually set off firecrackers to celebrate, and our family is no exception.

On New Year's Eve, I spent the night at my sister Ningning's house. After dinner, Ningning and I pestered my uncle to set off firecrackers. First, we took out a big box of firecrackers from the carport with my uncle, and then started to set them off. "What should we put first?" I said to myself, maybe just now Ningning heard what I said and suddenly said, "Let this go first, this is the most beautiful!" " "He picked up a cone of firecrackers, and in a short time, the firecrackers were lit. I saw colorful fireworks coming from the top of firecrackers. It's really beautiful. Looking at it, I think of my brother. I don't know if he set off firecrackers on the first day of this year. I was very unhappy, but I quickly adjusted myself and merged into the jubilant atmosphere. Just when I was intoxicated, suddenly, there was a "crack" in the firecrackers. I seem to like it better. My sister dances, dances and sings with me. We are very happy. After about five seconds, the "crackling" sound stopped and the firecrackers were all over. We started to set off another kind of firecrackers. My sister and I searched around in the big box. Finally, we chose a long firecracker and started to set it off. I saw bullets shooting into the sky like meteors. . . . . . "Just lit, she heard a loud noise, frighten my sister and I ran upstairs directly. My sister still covers her ears, but I'm different. I didn't cover my ears and shout. But under the firecrackers, my voice was almost silent. Others said that this kind of firecrackers sounded more than 100, but disappeared in a few seconds. Finally: Dragon and Phoenix Dance (my own name).

How happy it is to set off firecrackers on New Year's Day!