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1, "narcissism" means that you must be reborn as a man in your next life and then marry a woman like me.

There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

6. hey Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

We only have one earth, so we should cherish it. There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

8. I don't want a beautiful girl to jump off a building when I go out. My brother is tall, strong, handsome, honest and steady. It's just that everyone loves flowers. Unique, unprecedented, and never after. Only this family has no branches.