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Please adapt the script to China. Ah ah! It's not a radio play! Please help me! ! thank you

Bai: From today, she will be my long-term disciple of Xianbai. I only accept one apprentice in this life for nothing.

Hua:

Disciple Hua had a strange and troubled life. He is an unfortunate man. Thanks to your respect, he taught me carefully and accepted me as a disciple. Disciples must be right, there is no evil in heaven and earth, there is no evil in staying, and there is no evil in respecting. In the future, life is respect for life, and death is respect for death. Never disobey the teacher's orders. Heaven and earth as evidence!

Qianzhang Ni:

"broken arrow's practice has been handed down. It turned out that the head disciple had already decided to go through the motions and hold a fairy sword meeting. However, this is a problem of staying at home for a long time. You can accept whoever you want. Is it useful if we don't agree? "

Nod with white dots.

"Of course it's useless."

Flower journey

"Master, it will be different from today, because you will always have a small bone and will never be lonely again."

XuanYuanLang:

"Master, you know you look like Zhong Kui, so don't get so close, ok? He saved me yesterday, otherwise I would have been hanged in a tree by that bastard who killed thousands of knives in the sunshine and rain! See if I catch him and don't uncover his turtle shell! " .

Sunny in the east:

How could it not be important? I've seen all your bodies. If I am so irresponsible, I will not waste my time reading sages. Girl, what's your last name? Who lives where? I'll marry you when I get back from Jinbang High School!

Hua:

"Don't follow me! I beg you! I was born unlucky. Wherever I go, you will not only make trouble with me, but also be haunted! "

Lovely baby:

My name is Baby, Mom and Dad.

Sunny in the east:

Thousand bones, there is no god in this world!

Xuanyuanlang

What do you mean, stay away from her? What a joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gan Kun!

Light water:

Qiangu, I'll take you up to play.

White (untie the neck from the small bone):

"Why do you hang it around your neck like a puppy?"

Bai Zi's photo is still expressionless, but it is hard to hide his smile and spoil in the language.

Flower journey

"Sweet baby, are you a man or a woman?"

Lovely baby:

"Hum, what men and women, I think a man is a man, a woman is a woman. For my virtue, I decided to cultivate a man with indomitable spirit! "

Light water: "a thousand bones. I am a little older than you, but you can call me Num like everyone else. Please let me know if I can help you in the future. Of course, if you want to be lazy and don't practice your skills well, I won't spare you. Hehe, I believe we will become very good friends. " Hua:

Master Bones made a mistake. Bones didn't mean it. He just wants to find out where the master is while practicing understanding the micro-mind. I didn't expect the master to take a bath. Ho ho. Don't be angry, master. Bones saw nothing but Master's naked back. White (embarrassed and helpless):

"It doesn't matter, you get up. All colors are gray, empty and absurd. Go back to reading. . . . "

Zihua Bai

Remember, bones, how much responsibility a person has, if he just does what he wants to do as he pleases, it is a sin to avoid his due responsibility. It's not that easy to leave everything behind and live freely. What's more, master, although I don't like these things, there is nothing I like. Therefore, no matter how you live, it doesn't matter to your master. Purple smoked fairy:

Yes, that's right. How can heartless white interfere with the fate of others?

Hua:

"Elder sister, you are so beautiful ~! It's just that the chest is a little small. "

XuanYuanLang:

Grandma is a bear. It's only the early morning of August 15. They won't finish the war.

White:

Inner peace, chaos is unknown. A lot of things, the more I want to understand, the more confused I am, once I have an obsession in my heart. Just like a ball of thread, it will only get more and more chaotic.

Purple smoked fairy:

Shadow ribbon, shadow ribbon, what a good shadow ribbon! You are the shadow, he is the streamer. I've heard all kinds of materials, and I know all kinds of incense. I can't believe I didn't smell the affection for him in your fragrance! Draw, draw! What a good apprentice you have received! ! hahahaha

Eleven: "I'm eleven, I'm a big disciple of your elder brother Mo Yan. If you don't understand or need anything in the future, you can come to me. "

Sweet baby: "and me, and me, I am sweet baby." lovely

Eleven: "sugar. . . Bag. Hehe, you must be a leprechaun. Can't it become a human form? "

Sweet baby: "You, don't look down on me. One day I can get a human figure! " "

Eleven: "Haha, you are really interesting. I really want to see what you, a leprechaun, look like after careful cultivation. "

Sweet baby: "Don't laugh at me! Especially you. What's your name eleven! "

Light water: "What are you talking about so happily? Let me hear it, too. Let's play together. "

Hua:

"Num, num, who is that man who always covers his face? He is so powerful that he actually won the arrogant neon sky. "

Hua: "Shuo Feng, who are you?" Shuo Feng: "Me? I am the Monkey King. " Hua: "How can you be the Monkey King? The Monkey King is a monkey, you are not a monkey. "

Shuofeng: "Hey, let me tell a joke. Do you understand this joke? "

Hua: "A joke? What kind of joke is this? It's not funny. He said he seemed to jump out of a stone. "

White:

If a son wants to avoid it, he must promote it. Just let nature take its course. When it comes. Peace, this is the way to survive.

Purple smoked fairy:

Chien-gu, forget about him. Don't get involved. Is a fairy as tall as him something we silly and humble women can admire? If possible ..............................................................................................................................................................................

Sha Qianmo "

I haven't seen you for a year. Why is it as light as a feather, and there is no meat at all? Is that white guy bad for you? "

Little guy, why do you think I look so good?

Hua:

Yes, how can you be so beautiful?

White (suddenly):

"I want to eat peach blossom soup today."

China (paused, surprised):

"I see, go now!"

Sweet baby (disgruntled muttered):

"Dear you, you finally came back, you can eat delicious food. You don't know. Mother Bones is too lazy to cook while you are away. She abused me every day, chewing corn and purring. . . . "Oriental rain fine bones, miss you want to get the bone hurts!

Sha Qianmo:

"More than one hundred years ago, I led the mountain soldiers to drive out the riots and fought with him. That's really bad, but. . . "

Flower journey

"But what?"

Sha Qianmo:

"But he wouldn't budge! The back of his shield is as smooth as a mirror. I lost my mind when I saw my beautiful reflection in it. As a result, I was completely humiliated by him and had to look on the bright side. . "

It's sunny in the east. Do you like it? I'll play it for you. As long as you like, I can help you do everything that runs in the sky and swims in the sea.

Qian Gu: Can I see your face? Shuofeng: No. Qian Gu: Can I see your face?

Shuofeng: No.

Qian Gu: Can I see your face? Shuofeng: I said no! Qian Gu: Let me see. Just a moment, please. I don't scream when I'm ugly, I don't laugh when I'm funny, I don't drool when I'm handsome, and I won't tell anyone, okay? Shuofeng: No, no, no. ...

XuanYuanLang:

His grandfather's. I gave my family 1000 bones. How could he just give up? Tell me, what did you do to my family?

Oh, my eternal life is really my eternal life. Grandma is a bear. Why haven't I seen you for five years? Not only have you not grown up at all, but you are black and fat, from a boy to a girl. Oh, my God ...

Sha Qianmo "what? Gave you this sword for nothing? This is a peerless sword handed down from generation to generation. He gave it to you? I asked him to borrow Fu Xiqin, trying to understand the mystery in the Sixteen Artifacts. Why didn't I see him so generous and almost stabbed me all over? No one in this world can see that I am not fascinated, but he is the only one who doesn't understand passion! I don't care, you throw the broken thoughts on the ground, and I will step on a few feet to eliminate the hatred in my heart! " Qiangu (pretending to be angry and fencing hard twice):

"Look, although you are a sword, you have to have long eyes. My sister is really beautiful. How can you hurt her face? Apologize to my sister quickly and say that you are wrong. Never again. What? I can't hear you. Speak louder. Well, I'll remember it next time, but I won't spare you for the last time. I'm not allowed to run naked in the sun with my scabbard on my way back. I have to tan you to get rid of my sister's anger! "

Shuofeng: "Bones, if I really jumped out of the stone, unlike all of you, would you still do this to me?"

Hua: "Of course. No matter who you are and what you will look like in the future, to me, you are all you, and you are my forever good friend in China, Shuofeng. "

Neon sky: "Oh, Hua, what are you afraid of?" Is it because I found something shameful? " Hua: "You give me back my silk handkerchief!" The sky is full of neon: "I said, Uncle Xiao, isn't this Juan Si?" You are too nervous about this. I got it back for you. You're just in a hurry to get back. Don't you want to repay me with anything? "

Ni Kong: "I tell you, I just hate you! I'm going to the Buddha to expose your evil thoughts to your master, and I'm going to expose your ugly face to the world! ! I want everyone to know that you love your master ~ haha. "

Sha Qianmo:

"One-inch, don't be afraid, my sister is here, no one can hurt you, I'm sorry, my sister is late. Hello, close your eyes and sleep for a while, just wake up. "

XuanYuanLang don't be sad, through the ages, brother lang whether you are a man or a woman. Looks like a man or a pig. I will always love you, love you, take care of you and be good to you. "Thousand bones, I don't know when to meet again today! I don't want to be separated from you! "

Sha Qianmo (hard):

"Men and women don't kiss".

Oriental (dull):

"Prince's adult, you don't call your sister because of bones, you really think of yourself as a woman. . . "

Light water: "Your Majesty Xuanyuan, hello, I am light water."

XuanYuanLang: "hello girl, next, XuanYuanLang.

White:

"Bones, master doomed, no wonder you. If I hadn't been too arrogant to bring you here, you wouldn't be dragged down by me. You will gather your whole body qi to help you get out of the tripod. "

Hua:

"I don't want it! I want to die with the master! "

north wind

I don't know when I came into being, why I came into being, and I don't know that other fragments have become different forms and exist in this world in different ways like me. But I know that the day when the whole converges, it must be the time when our individual dies.

Hua:

"I don't know, I don't know anything, I only know that I can't watch you die! I don't want nuwa stone! I don't want an artifact either! Let's go! Let's go back! Light water and eleven are still waiting for us in Changliu Mountain. "

north wind

I didn't understand the meaning of living at first, why I went to Changliu Mountain. Later, I met you. Later, you said you would collect artifacts to detoxify you. At that moment, I finally understood that this was doomed thousands of years ago, and I only existed to give you a fulfillment. Qian Gu, in fact, everyone has something they are afraid of. You told me you were most afraid of ghosts and your master. And what I fear most is the coldness and loneliness like water for thousands of years. I came to this world for no reason, but you let me know what friendship is. Although I have no relatives, it is enough to have you as a friend. Remember to install a water lamp for me every Mid-Autumn Festival. ...

Purple smoked fairy

I'm just a little woman who knows nothing. I just want to be loved by you in a beautiful way. You don't understand my love. Why are you so selfish and self-centered? I don't understand your so-called forgiveness, so-called compassion and so-called great love. However, after so many years, I have never changed. Whether you still love me or not, do you remember whether you will wait for me on the way to the grave? It's a little late, but I want you to know that I can live and die for you. ...

Nanwuyue:

Sister, shall we stay here? As long as my sister is with me, Xiaoyue would rather stay in this cave, never go out, stay away from this world and never see the sun! As long as I can be with my sister

Sha Qianmo:

"Bai, how dare you!"

White:

"Do you dare me?"

Neon sky:

You are simply disobedient, ignoring ethics and committing a crime against morality!

White:

Let me ask you again, why did you steal the artifact and let the demon god be born?

Nanwuyue:

Sister!

White:

"China is a sinner living in the world, but he is my apprentice in white. The next penalty will be executed by me personally. "

Hua:

"Teacher, don't, ACTS son is wrong, teacher, please, don't, at least don't sleep. . . "

There is nothing in this world that I can't participate in and understand. How long do you think a small wilderness can keep me? I have to bring the bones back from the wild and let you know! What is life!

Sha Qianmo

Bai, if you dare to hurt her for one of your apprentices, I will kill you. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world.

Nanwuyue

Don't leave abortion! Do not leave under any circumstances! If you leave, I will get you back, even to the ends of the earth! No one can punish you! Who dares to hurt you, I will ...

Neon sky:

"Ha ha, no one wants to hurt you. This unfeeling pool water is no different from ordinary water on ordinary people. It is because you have a ghost in your heart that your appearance and voice are ruined. You can't blame others. "

Oriental Rain and Fine Bones, I've come to take you home …

Baby: Mom Bones, I will never leave you again. It's useless, sweet baby. She can't protect her mother bone, which makes her mother bone very painful. Sweet baby swears that if there is any future, she will try her best to save you!

Go to the east for a sunny day, bones. Don't give up so easily. Try to fight for yourself. You are not only the owner's, but Sweetie and I are still waiting for you …

Sha Qianmo:

Give me my little guy back! Don't ask him, little guy. My sister will take you away and fuck him. Fuck the demon god. Sister will take you with her. We want nothing. We can go anywhere you want.

No one in this world can protect you. Being strong is your only way out.

Now that you know that the love between Xuan Yuanlang and Sha Qianmo is just a delusion and illusion, what about mine? Have you ever wondered what my feelings for you are and where they started? Where am I in your mind?

Sha Qianmo:

Everyone has an obsession, and my wish is to protect one thing. First her, then you. However, I have the most beautiful face in the world all my life, but I have no ability to protect what I love. I lost. I totally lost. But little guy, you have to believe that my sister really likes you. ...

Hua:

Don't! ! ! ! ! ! !

Dongfang yuqing

Bones, don't look! Bones, don't die. Listen to me. Do not die. Even if no one in the world loves you, you should love yourself ... wait for me. When I come back, I will definitely come back. Don't be afraid, believe me ... I've always wanted to see what bones look like when they grow up, but I can't wait any longer. ...

Flower journey

Don't go, don't you want me to go with you after I save abortion, and then I'll stay out of the world, so you won't be the owner of the different rot cabinet? I promise you! I promise you! Our family will be together forever! Please don't go! Don't leave me! East side! ! ! !

Zihua Bai

Dongfang Yuqing borrowed five years from the world, in exchange for an extra year with you in this life. Ending ... is a natural death.

Sha Qianmo:

Fool, do you think I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man.

I can't protect her or you, but how can I not report electrocuting? Don't stop me until I kill them both, then kill Bai, and then kill all the fairies in the celestial world to avenge her and you …

Flower, demon god

Eleven. Accustomed to busy sweet babies hate being alone. Without someone to take care of it, a person will be miserable. Since she loves you so much, will you go with her?

Neon sky:

Don't! ! !

Light water:

You killed the eleventh brother! You killed the eleventh brother!

Neon sky:

I'll kill you!

Flower, demon god

Bai, I have 103 swords, 17 holes, and I am covered with scars. There's not a place you haven't given me. Sixteen years in prison, plus these two lives, I have paid off everything I owe you. I lost my mind and Gong Ling was destroyed. From now on, I want to break up with you!

Flower, demon god

Isn't that ridiculous? The six realms are arrogant because of me, and the people are charcoal because of me, with blood like rivers and seas and bones like mountains. But I really killed myself, but only eleven people.

Xuanyuanlang

Bones, help her. Please help her.

Demon Shenhua:

Now, you are still stubborn! Where there is love, you love your persistence. You are the king of a country, and you are proud and conceited. You just can't stand the sense of loss that you can't get. There are good people around who don't cherish it and always chase the fantasy of clouds in the sky. What have you been through with me? What do you know about me? The simple side makes you ignore the people around you who have been risking their lives with you for decades. Keep talking about love. Do people like you really know what love is? Touch your heart and see who you really love!

Flower, demon god

How about we make a deal? You take me away, I really won't be a demon god, just with you, just for you. You can not only save the whole life, but also make atonement, but it is a small price. Why not? Isn't it a favorite thing to sacrifice for the world?

Bai, since I can't bear from ruin, why don't I find a secluded place and live happily together? I don't want to be a demon god, you don't want to be a long-term leader, and you don't care about everything in this world? How about taking a step back? Now you tell everyone how you got this heartless scar on your arm. Why do you prefer to remove the meat and bones and then destroy it? Who do you love, and I will spare everyone present?

Zihua Bai

Stop it, bones. Bones, it's all my fault Just kill me. Don't give up the last chance to atone and go back to shore.

Don't you love the world the most, Hua? Want to save VI? The only way is to kill me. Ok, I just want to see how much my life is worth and how much my life is worth in your heart. You can only choose between the world and me.

White:

Stop it! It's obviously my fault ... don't push me!

Flower, demon god

I didn't force you. Didn't you do well? I used to, and I can now. Pick up the sword and be immortal. What is your hard heart for the honor and disgrace of the celestial beings and the six realms?

White:

Bones, stop.

Flower, demon god

I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can turn back now?

White:

I choose the world, but I will die with you.

Don't be afraid, bones. Will master accompany you?

Demon Shenhua:

Bai, you will never believe me. You only trust your own eyes.

Grey, demon god, don't you love me? In that case, what qualifications do you have to die with me? Bai, in the name of God, I curse you, for life, forever, neither old nor dead, neither hurt nor dead!

Bai: How can you be so cruel? Let me kill you myself and leave me alone? What do you want? Just say it. Right or wrong, I will give it to you. Love for you, for your people. If the six realms fall, what do we care? Do we care if these people live or die? I will take you anywhere you want. Just don't leave me. ...

White:

Where are the bones? Give her back to me! Everything is my fault, I just ask you to give her back to me …

Sha Qianmo

If you kill me, I won't let you see her again. Bai, no matter how hard you try, you can't beat me. If I don't want to say something, no one can force it out. I won't let you see the bone again and I won't let you hurt her again. You're dead! Kid, if you were here, would you forgive him? Will you blame your sister for her active behavior?

He was crazy for you, crazy for you, guilty, regretful, missing, searching, and tortured for 30 years. Is it enough? Are you willing to give him one last chance?

Zihua Bai

Bones. Go home with master.

-It's done.