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What funny cartoon generals are there in the Three Kingdoms, and Wei Yan can rank among them?

Most friends who are familiar with the history of the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty have a preliminary understanding of this history through the book Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Because of this, whether it is a five-tiger general, a five-son good general, or four Dongwu commanders, it is also widely circulated and has great popularity among the people. However, in addition, there are humorous, humorous and funny elements in the typical characterization of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. So, what are the funny jokes in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? We might as well have a look.

Top 7 Jiangcao Chyi Chin

Chyi Chin, a general under Cao Cao, is the nephew of the Ministry guarding the Yellow River ferry. At the beginning, Guan Yu went through five passes and reached the last pass. After he beheaded five generals along the way, he met another one who was not afraid of death. That is, because facing Guan Yu, (Qin) Qi said, You only killed an unknown general. Do you dare to kill me? This tone forced Guan Yu to respond cautiously: How do you compare with Yan Liang and Wen Chou? ? I thought I was a master, but I was killed by Guan Yu as soon as I got together, which made people laugh and cry.

TOP 6 Captain Yuan Shu Xun Zheng

Xun Zheng, the ministry of Yuan Shu, when Yuan Shu fought for Liu Bei in Xuzhou, Ji Ling was the main commander and Xun Zheng was the lieutenant, so he took up a hundred thousand troops and left Xuzhou. The two armies joined forces in Xuyi, and Ji Ling and Liu Bei fought Guan Yu, withdrawing troops at thirty. Ji Ling was afraid of Guan Yu, but he sent his lieutenant Xun Zheng out. Guan gong said:? Only teach Ji Ling to come and fight with him! ? Xun Zheng said:? You are an unknown general, an opponent of General Feiji! ? Judging from the momentum, it should be good. I didn't expect to be killed by Guan Yu at one level, which made people laugh and cry.

Chen Shi, the top five Shu generals.

The general in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Zhuge Liang's general in the Northern Expedition were captured by the enemy Xia in Dingjun Mountain, but they were returned by exchanging prisoners. In the third Northern Expedition, Wei Yan and Zhuge Liang pursued Wei Jun. Zhuge Liang was worried that something would happen, so he sent Deng Zhi to warn Wei Yan and Chen Shi to be careful of ambush. As a result, Chen Shi refused to accept it. What else did he say? (I) go to Qishan Xiazhai first, and I'm not ashamed to see the Prime Minister! ? The result was defeated and saved by Wei Yan. After returning to camp, Zhuge Liang beheaded him.

TOP 4 barbarian king Meng Huo

Meng Huo, the leader of the southern minorities in China during the Three Kingdoms period, rebelled against Shu Han in 225 AD, was captured by Zhuge Liang and surrendered with a great army, and never rebelled again. As we all know, Meng Huo was captured by Zhuge Liang three times and then ambushed, and he was very angry with the latter. The fourth time, he said angrily to the left and right: I was cheated by this man! Be humiliated three times; I'm glad to see you here today. You push forward and cut people and cars into pieces! ? With that, he rushed forward fiercely, and as a result, he fell into the pit first and was captured again.

TOP 3 Yuan Tan, son of Yuan Shao

Yuan Tan, in the first year of Jian 'an, defeated Tian Jie and Kong Rong, completely occupied Qingzhou and became the secretariat of Qingzhou. In the romance of the Three Kingdoms, this constantly chauffeured guy is really funny. After Yuan Shao's death, Yuan Tan went to war with his younger brother Yuan Shang. The eldest son Yuan Tan and Cao Cao teamed up to calculate his younger brother Yuan Shang, while the latter's two men, Lv Kuang and Lv Xiang, surrendered before the battle. Ironically, (Yuan) (to two donkeys):? Don't vote for me, vote for Prime Minister Cao! ? The purpose is to make them insiders. Wishful thinking is good. The key is to say hello in advance if you are the mole. As a result, people surrendered and sealed Hou, which was still a fart. Finally, Yuan Tan was also killed by Cao Cao.

TOP 2 Shu Han general Wei Yan

Wei Yan was the first military leader in Zhuge Liang's period. After Zhuge Liang's death, the contradiction between Wei Yan and Yang Yi became public, and finally they met each other. Yang Yi was in front of the battle, and Wei Yan said, If you dare to shout three times at once, whoever dares to kill me will be a true gentleman, and I will dedicate Hanzhong to you. ? Wei Yan also boasted: I finally called it three times and then called it 30 thousand! ? Who knows? Who dares to kill me? ? Just export, was behind Ma Dai to cut down.

Admiral Pan Feng.

Pan Feng, the subordinate general of Jizhou Pastoral Han Fu, is good at using an axe. In other words, before Si Shui Guan, Hua Xiong, the general of Dong Zhuo, killed Bao Zhong and Zu Mao, and then quickly beheaded Yu She, the warrior of Yuan Shu, before the war. In the case of public consternation, Han Fu volunteered to choose him. I have a general, Pan Feng, who can kill Hua Xiong! ? Hit the floor, very exciting, and general Pan Feng, also magnificent, with a big axe to kill Hua Xiong. However,? Not long after I went, Pegasus came to report that Pan Feng had been beheaded by Hua Xiong again. ? 20 10 in the TV series "Three Kingdoms" starring Chen Jianbin and Yu Hewei, General Pan Feng has a line: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty! ? Of course, this pair of funny PCs also includes Hanbok, and his subordinates should all know about it. Unfortunately, they were named to play, and it was unlucky to go home.