Funny sentences about going to a friend's house to eat and drink (40)

A funny sentence about going to a friend's house to eat and drink 1. Another day of eating and drinking. Life is half fireworks and half happiness. Let's eat, drink and have fun together.

Every time I come to my girlfriend's house for dinner, I always enjoy the highest level of hospitality! May you have fireworks in the kitchen, laughter in the living room, hugs in the bedroom and little stars in your heart.

The day when you are taken care of by your eldest brother is that you can eat and drink everywhere for free and be grateful.

4. Pick up the pen, gently put it down, and rotate it with your index finger. When reading a book, my thoughts wander, and my lower abdomen easily wrinkles my eyes and cheeks. My hands are full and my heart is full. But the belly is full of exaggeration, how to express a hungry word? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.

Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Du * in his early years, often came to the Meng family for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor.

I feel so hungry that the world is spinning and even the air is sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: bite and eat. It has crushed my chest, blurred my consciousness, made me angry and made me miserable. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.

7. I want to eat bacon and noodles Beef stir-fry Hot soup. Paomo rolls out dough. Hamburg, China. I hope Xi 'an will unseal me early and let me go back to eat and drink.

8. Continue to eat, drink and be merry, turn on the air conditioner, cook, pour water, eat, drink and be served, and don't worry about the days of two beasts.

9. I found that I was hungry when I came home from exercise. Well, bake some bread to treat yourself and go to a good friend's house to eat.

10. On weekends, friends get together occasionally, eat, drink, sleep and take care of each other.

1 1. I went to Shenzhen for dinner with my roommate and ate a table of Sichuan food. Finally, it is not sweet or greasy.

12. Going to a friend's house for dinner, it's all in pairs, just me. It's terrible and worrying.

13. Take a break, have another meal, have another meal, eat successfully, eat enough and go home.

14. Life is a blessing, but three or five friends, no matter how busy life? Occasionally go to a friend's house, eat, drink and chat, and enjoy a happy time.

15. I'm so hungry now that I can hardly eat a cow. I want to go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

16. The only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

17. I'm so hungry. I thought the world was spinning, the air was sweet, and everything I saw seemed to call me: biting and eating, which made my chest collapse, my consciousness blurred, and I was angry and miserable. Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

18. The happiest thing recently is to go to a friend's house to eat and drink.

19. I am so hungry that I can't sleep. I wish I had this. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

20. What is happiness? Happiness is being close to home, eating and drinking at any time.

Go to a friend's house to eat and drink. I went to a friend's house to eat jiaozi, and after three rounds of drinking, I had mixed feelings, but it was a deep friendship.

22. Life should not be just about daily necessities, friends, getting together occasionally, eating and drinking together, stringing together, taking photos and clinking glasses.

23. I always look forward to a rich day when I go to school. I'm at work, but I'm looking forward to the day when I always have money to eat.

24. The world of mortals keeps you company.

25. Start a life of eating and drinking and try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, so that I can have someone to take care of my meals.

26. Have a successful meal, eat and drink enough, and go home.

27. Go to a neighbor's house for dinner.

28. Time will go far, and photos will last forever. Today's sweet clip has been successfully eaten, drunk and worn. Thanks for the warmth of meeting unexpectedly!

29. I want to eat bacon noodles, beef stir-fry, hot soup, paomo, rolled noodles and Chinese hamburger. I hope Xi 'an will unseal it early so that I can go back to eat and drink.

30. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little losers.

3 1. Going to a friend's house for a meal, a simple family dinner, is the most important thing.

32. When my brain was pounding with pain, I was hungry. It's another night to stay up for dinner at a friend's house.

33. The breeze is not dry, but the sun is shining. Have a nice weekend and go to a friend's house for dinner.

34. Listening to his voice, catkin broke into tears and laughed, complaining that you would starve to death, and all you knew was to come to my sister's for dinner all day.

35. When you invite someone to dinner, you are called "Frank", and then you are called "putting on airs" after three invitations and four invitations. No matter how you invite them, it will not be called "principle", it will be called "scraping rice" if you don't invite them, and it will be called "pretending" if you don't invite them.

36. My stomach is already thirsty. Go to a friend's house for dinner.

37. Hungry, it's like standing in a field in vast expanse. Empty eyes can only look through autumn water, stare at the dim sky, and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

38. The most delicious things in the world are happiness and fireworks. This is life. What a happy thing it is to come to a friend's house for dinner.

39. It's almost dawn. I'm hungry. I really want to eat it Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

40. I am so hungry in the middle of the night that I dare not go downstairs to eat barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house for dinner.

Forty excerpts from funny jokes found when I went to a friend's house for dinner.

I feel very hungry. If I am hungry, I can eat the whole world and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

2. Eat rice in summer. Since I finished dental treatment, my appetite is getting better and better.

3. Going to a friend's house for dinner, a simple family dinner, is the most important thing.

4. Another day of eating and drinking. This is a simple meal without my cooking. The lazy world is very simple.

5. Start a life of eating and drinking and try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, so that I can have someone to take care of my meals.

6. I went out for dinner and went to Taoyuan, which didn't taste very good. Then I went to Meiyuan, passed a big activity, saw someone waiting in line, and went to queue. So now I look at it on my watch, so I'm hungry. Let's go to my friend's house for dinner.

7. I am so hungry in the middle of the night that I dare not go downstairs to eat barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house for dinner.

8. Check out: Attendant: Cash or credit card, sir? Me: Washing dishes.

9. Serve the food quickly. Holy shit, if you don't serve, you will starve to death. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. I wore this skirt to eat and drink today, and then my stomach swelled. I can't wear this dry meal that prevents me from going out to eat. ...

1 1. I think I'll go crazy, so I'd better eat something.

12. Continue to eat, drink and be merry, air-conditioned, the meal is ready, the water is poured, and the food and drink are served, so you don't have to worry about the days of two animals.

13. The "Deformation Meter" crew called me last week to let me experience life in a big city.

14. No clothes, no shoes, don't want to go to work, don't want to get up, hungry, go to a friend's house for dinner.

15. I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two subordinates. Let's go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

16. Every night, the play begins again: Hungry! ! ! I am so hungry! ! ! Hungry! ! ! Say the important things three times! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

17. Open the refrigerator at home and find that there are only eggs left. I decided to go to your house for dinner. I am with you on Christmas Eve. Let's party for the next century. Don't wish me happiness, egghead. I will wish you a merry Christmas!

18. I feel very hungry. Now I can't eat a cow, and I can't eat!

19. In fact, I can't even afford the AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which is your AA system. I'm embarrassed to eat or drink.

20. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner. It will make your appetite increase in an instant, and your troubles will sway with the wind.

Funny jokes found when I went to a friend's house for dinner (2)1. It's good to eat and drink with you! Get fat together for nothing. Life is full of hope.

22. Slow down the fireworks and watch everything for a long time. There is a kind of brother who will follow you every day.

I'm so hungry. I'm waiting for my colleague to have dinner together. Go eat!

24. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little losers.

25. On weekends, three or two friends get together once in a while, eat and drink, sleep and eat Lazar.

26. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to have the cheek and eat and drink all day.

I hope all my friends are rich or expensive, so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.

28. A buddy, usually his wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money to eat, so he came to my house for dinner. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law?" "I answered, she punched in, and I didn't answer." "Why don't you take it?" "She said the password was the date of our first movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

29. Because I was hungry, I went to grandma's house to eat and drink.

30. Having food is also a kind of happiness and a day to eat. You cook and I'll eat at your best friend's house.

3 1. Make you hungry at midnight every day! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

32. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.

33. Stay up all night watching Beishangguang and don't believe in tears. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

34. She bravely said, "Sister Rou, I have no money." She calls you for dinner every day, although it is a canteen.

35. I used to want to order takeout when I was hungry at night. If you are hungry now, go to your girlfriend's house for dinner.

36. Eat what you should eat and drink what you should drink. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!

37. Eating rice at a friend's house is delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.

38. I haven't got up for dinner yet, which is really uncomfortable. Actually, I'm so hungry.

39. Live on the road and live elsewhere. Whenever there is a waiter on the road, I eat and drink. Rub it if you don't rub it.

40. I am starving. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.

A circle of friends who have no money to drink and drink.

A circle of friends who have no money to drink and drink. A 1。 People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is bumpy, they will roar. If you don't drink, who will?

2. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.

5. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.

6. Spicy wine washes teeth, and beer is used as tea.

7. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach and wine can fill the heart.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your official position will be hard to protect.

10. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

1 1. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

12. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

13. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down the cup.

14. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

15. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

16. Bold words and strong spirits.

17. Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.

Friends circle with no money to drink and rub wine 2 18. When the drinker gets up to propose a toast, the advised person will say, "My ass is up, I'll drink again", which means that the drinker needs another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "I move my ass to show respect."

19. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

20. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

2 1. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

22. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

23. From now on, throw away the wine.

24. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

25. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, while post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.

26. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.

27. Acacia for many years, plus two or two liquors, can tell this acacia.

28. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

29. The people who died in the war died, and the living people will continue to live and drink. Remember when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

30. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

3 1. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. You will trip and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

32. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

33. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

34. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

A circle of friends who have no money to drink and drink. 35. One hundred cups must be drunk, and one pillow is for spring.

36. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

37. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

38. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

39. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

40. Drink Dongfeng and relax.

4 1. It is said that lovers love eight points and get drunk eight points, but who doesn't throw up after drinking?

42. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.

43. The biggest pain-I am not drunk, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.

44. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

45. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

46. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone. I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

47. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

48. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

49. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and two cups are enlivened by opening up.

50. I feel deep and stuffy.

Talk about the humor of going to a friend's house for dinner.

Humor about going to a friend's house for dinner: Part I 1. Why do people get hungry when they are bored? Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

A few days passed, but I had a bad cold. I want you by my side, talking to me and comforting me. I haven't finished my work. The leader said it would be nice if you came back to rest, coughing and crying, and hungry, but a little spirit is not used for eating. Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

I am hungry now. If you are not full, go to a friend's house to eat.

4. Time is often carefree, and people know that it is warm and cold. Thanks for meeting each other, three students are lucky. Fireworks on earth touch the hearts of ordinary people most.

I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today. Why are you crying now? Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

6. Friends go home for dinner, tea and chat. After years of precipitation, the relationship is like water, plain and comfortable.

7. I don't want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes and felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

8. In the cold winter, in the new year, on the day when thoughts spread, we finally met, a day when we ate, drank, patted and licked.

9. Serve the food quickly. Holy shit, if you don't serve, you will starve to death. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. Eat and drink all day, and go home wet after a heavy rain.

1 1. Such a free day makes me muddle along. I ate and drank on my mother's birthday, and I lost weight steadily during the second trimester of pregnancy.

12. A good cook.

13. Hungry, it's like standing in a field in vast expanse. Empty eyes can only look through autumn water, stare at the dim sky, and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

14. I had a meal at my friend's house at the weekend and never forgot it.

15. When the husband is not at home and the bed temperature drops by five degrees, a man is a real bitch. Mother laid an egg, and my feet were cold and my stomach was hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

16. All good things must come to an end. May our future be smooth and bright. We will always get together and often come back to eat and drink. I just hope our next meeting won't be too far away.

17. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.

18. A wandering wanderer went to a friend's house for dinner, but he was unhappy after dinner.

19. Didn't eat at noon. When you are hungry in the afternoon, stick your heart back and go to a friend's house for dinner.

20. A buddy, usually the wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money to eat, so he came to my house for dinner. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law?" "I answered, she punched in, and I didn't answer." "Why don't you take it?" "She said the password was the date of our first movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

Humor about going to a friend's house for rice Part II 2 1. I went out to eat in Taoyuan, and it didn't taste very good. Then I went to Meiyuan, passed a big job, saw someone waiting in line, and went to queue. So now I look at it on my watch, so I'm hungry. Let's go to my friend's house to eat rice.

22. My best friend has a meal, you are responsible for cooking and we are responsible for eating. May we have fireworks in the kitchen, laughter in the living room and be grateful for all our encounters.

23. The happiness of life is nothing more than having an excellent girlfriend to eat, drink and have fun with you and grow up with you.

24. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink, and go home.

25. I wanted to order takeout when I was hungry at night, and now I go to my girlfriend's house for dinner when I am hungry.

26. After reading the original post, I found a two dog who was carrying hot sauce and desperately eating rice.

27. How happy it is to go to a good friend's house after work and wait for dinner! Ha ha!

28. I want to go home and spend 120 yuan. It feels great to go home and eat and drink.

I was so hungry that I went to my best friend's house for dinner.

30. Today, I look blank again. I ate an egg in the morning, a big bowl of marinated powder at noon, an apple and a duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more. I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but now I'm hungry. Wait a minute. Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

3 1. The happiest thing recently is to go to a friend's house to eat and drink.

32. Read books, bask in the sun and eat in the beautiful Jingchun Garden of Peking University.

33. I am hungry. Suddenly a little sad, forget it, go to a friend's house to eat.

34. I am so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.

35. Slow down the fireworks and watch everything for a long time. There is a kind of brother who will follow you every day.

I am so hungry that I can't wait to eat dirt at my friend's house.

Although there are many kinds of life, there are many true feelings in the world: eating and drinking.

38. After simulating the salary standard by computer all night, those who have never calculated the salary correctly are puzzled. Suddenly I felt hungry and there was nothing at home, so I went to eat.

39. A man is a real hero when his husband is not at home and the temperature in bed drops by five degrees. My feet are cold and I am hungry. I go to my best friend's house for dinner.

40. My aunt asked me to bring a bowl for dinner today. I ended up with a pot. I don't think it will happen again.