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This person is really interesting. A 500-word composition for sixth grade
Today, I will introduce to you a man who has gone there. He is the comedian Kaikai. What, you haven't heard of it? This can only be blamed on you being ill-informed and unlucky! Even though our Kaikai comedian is young, he is already a fledgling boy.
When he was in elementary school, his teacher asked him to recite "Silent Night Thoughts". He shouted once, but he didn't move; he shouted twice, but he didn't move; as soon as he shouted a word for the third time, he "bounced" from his seat, and then he looked up at the ceiling without saying a word. That look made us burst into laughter. The teacher was unhappy and said, "I asked you to memorize "Quiet Night Thoughts"! Why are you pretending to be stupid?" "I will memorize it right away." He replied to the teacher, still looking at the ceiling. We suddenly became interested, and we all listened with our ears clean. Unexpectedly. What he memorized turned out to be "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. It is suspected to be frost on the ground. The young master and the young lady are weaving baskets." The teacher got angry and punished him to stand at the back of the classroom. As for us, we naturally laughed.
Kaikai is not very hygienic, often dressed disheveled, and his hair is simply a mess. Normally, he would always do poses and perform weird dances, and his classmates laughed at him and called him "the beauty of the class." Unexpectedly, not only was he not angry, he also agreed with a smile. Hey, it’s so “admirable”! One day, several of our classmates somehow talked about who was the most handsome. He said: "Far away in the horizon, but close in front of us!" We were surprised and said in unison: "You?" He said seriously: "Why, didn't you see the fat cow flying in the sky?" We laughed so hard that we were out of breath.
Kai Kai makes the most jokes. Huahua and Jiajia won awards for their performances. He leaned over and said: "Good performance, bad performance, just go home and sell river sand." The monkey won the first place in the long-distance race. He followed them and sang: "The east wind blows, The drums were beating, and several guys were chasing after each other, panting heavily and sweating profusely. Hey, we monkeys still came first!" The class teacher on the side heard this and said, "Hey, there is a little poet in our class!" Guess what Kaikai answered? His answer was: "Wow, teacher, you are so beautiful today!"
Kaikai is so happy and interesting, of course he is a comedian.
Do you want to see him? OK, come to our class!
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