Jokes that are so cold that you get goosebumps

1: Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: Please let me go, don’t roast me to eat.

The man said: Okay, then let me ask you a few questions.

Squid said happily: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid...

2: I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

3: An international student was taking the driving license test in the United States. The road sign in front of him told him to turn left. He was not sure and asked the examiner:

"Turn left?"

Answer : "right"

So... he died..

4: One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor. He bled a lot and turned into red bean; he kept bleeding pus. , turned into soybeans again; the wounds became scarred, and finally turned into black beans.

5: Xiao Ming had his hair cut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying~ he flew up...

6: There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked...

7: Little One day the penguin asked his grandma, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, daddy, am I a penguin?" Yes, you are a penguin, what’s wrong?” “But, why do I feel so cold?”

8: A pair of corns fell in love...

So they decided to get married. …

On the wedding day…

One corn couldn’t find the other corn…

This corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our home? Is there any corn?

Popcorn: Honey, she is wearing a wedding dress...

9: In music class, the teacher played a piece by Beethoven

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you know music?"

Xiao Hua: "Yes"

Xiao Ming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

10: Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead people, and what are the living people called?

A: Call for help!