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Funny [Three Kingdoms characters lose their mobile phones].

Huang Zhong: When I was doing morning exercises, I found that my mobile phone, which I had used for many years, was stolen. I sighed. "Although the mobile phone is old, it can still talk." Can only talk, can't even send text messages. This mobile phone seems to be old. )

Guan Yu: I was drinking in a bar and suddenly found that someone had stolen his mobile phone. I immediately flew out and beat the thief, even taking back the thief's mobile phone, and then I went back to continue drinking. Cao Cao next to him even praised: "The cloud length is really amazing, and this wine is still warm!" (Just one word-quick! )

Zhang Fei: The mobile phone was stolen on the bus. Before the thief got off the bus, he shouted, "Put it down for me!" " "Many people fainted in the car, and a dozen people threw their mobile phones on the ground. Zhang Fei finally picked one to take home. Who can stand his 180 decibel roar? )

Zhao Yun: The mobile phone was accidentally stolen, and I made up my mind to catch the thief even if I died. After waiting for seven days in a row, a * * * caught more than 50 thieves, smashed two criminal gangs and got back three mobile phones. Finally, he was awarded the banner of "being brave-anti-pickpocketing expert". (anti-hero+thief nemesis! )

Zhuge Liang: After the mobile phone was stolen, I wrote an article called "Mobile Watch": "The mobile phone is useless and the middle road is stolen; The price today is 3000, and I am ashamed. This is a crucial autumn ... "Finally, the article won an award, with a bonus of 5,000 yuan, and a new mobile phone. An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise. )

Liu Bei: I cried for three days and three nights after my mobile phone was stolen ... Finally Zhuge Liang couldn't stand it anymore and bought him the latest mobile phone ... He began to cry. ...

Cao Cao: When my mobile phone was stolen in a restaurant, I sighed lightly: "I'd rather ask the whole world to blame me." Then take someone by surprise, grab someone else's mobile phone and run. No wonder people call him "cao thief". )

Yang Xiu: The mobile phone was stolen, but nothing happened. He said, "This mobile phone has a poor appearance, an old model and incomplete functions. For me, it can only be regarded as chicken ribs. Because it's tasteless, it's a pity to throw it away ... "(Knowing that you are knowledgeable, it makes sense to lose a mobile phone. If you lose a car, that would be great! )

Zhou Yu: They got separated when they were shopping with Xiao Qiao. When they tried to dial the mobile phone, they found that it was missing. Later, he was ridiculed as: "Zhou Lang's coup to protect the world, lost his wife and lost his mobile phone!"

Tao Qian: I don't care if my mobile phone is stolen. I announced in public: "this is the third mobile phone I rented out this week!" "

Yuan Shao: I wonder when my mobile phone was stolen. I sighed: "It's a pity that my bodyguards Yan Liang and Wen Chou are not here, otherwise I will catch the thief!"

Meng Huo: My mobile phone was stolen, but I caught the thief on the spot and scolded loudly: "If you dare to steal me, you don't have to ask. I can' go in' seven times. Is it fatal? " A thief met a big thief. )

Wei Yan: He bought a new mobile phone and was advised to keep it carefully to prevent it from being stolen. Wei Yan disagreed and shouted in the street: "Who dares to steal from me! Who dares to steal from me! Who dares to steal me! " Shouted three times and found that the mobile phone was stolen, swearing: "Who stole it? Who stole it? Who stole it? " (It is estimated that Ma Dai stole it. )

The story of losing Sim: the mobile phone was stolen. It doesn't matter. There will be a large group of people scrambling to buy her a new mobile phone the next day. Facing a dozen mobile phones, Xiao Chan smiled and said, "It's good to be a woman in this life!" (It's a beauty, otherwise ...)

Lu Bu: I went for a ride in a BMW. When I came back, I found my mobile phone stolen. I sighed. "Today, my mobile phone was stolen. I am the dragon in the middle. Why should I recognize another michel platini and let michel platini buy another one? "

Sima Yi: After Sima Yi's mobile phone was stolen, he encouraged Sun Ce to buy a 3G super mobile phone, and then asked Yuan Shao to force Sun Ce to hand it over, or he would hand over the decree! Forced, Sun Ce had to hand over. But Yuan Shao didn't know how to use it, so Jiang Gan stole it, but Jiang Gan found out that he had stolen the monitor. Somehow, the real machine is already at Sima Yi's house!