What's the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

1. When I got up in the morning, my younger brother saw a bottle on the table with "oatmeal" in it, so he ate it for breakfast. At this time, my elder brother came back from morning exercise, finished washing, and sat at the table. Before getting a pedicure, I suddenly asked my brother, have you seen the bottle I put on the table, where is the foot skin I saved...

2. A man took his friends to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandma, his friend started eating the peanuts on the coffee table and finished all the peanuts. As they left, his friend said to grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts," and grandma responded, "Oh!" Um! well! Ever since I lost all my teeth, all I could do was suck the outer layer of chocolate off them. Old, cough...

3. The bear and the rabbit were defecating in the forest. The bear asked the rabbit: "Does it not matter if the hair gets on the stool?" The rabbit replied "It doesn't matter." So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.

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1. On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself: Why does this beggar want toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left. . Can you give me a straw?

2. Whoever loses in rock-paper-scissors has to take a sip of the spittoon. A loses, but he drinks it in one go. B asked A: Isn’t it just a sip? Why did you finish it? A replied: The phlegm is too sticky and I can’t stop biting it.

3. There is a person who is very I love to eat vermicelli claypot in a certain store. One day I went there late one day and it was sold out. He suddenly saw someone wearing a black T-shirt putting a bowl of uneaten vermicelli claypot on the table. That person seemed to be full and had no appetite. He walked over and asked, do you want this bowl of vermicelli stew? Others said no. He took it away and finished it immediately. When he saw a hairless mouse at the bottom of the bowl, he felt sick and vomited. The bowl was full. At this time, the man in the black T-shirt came over and said, I was like this at the time...

4. A professor was teaching in the field: "Scientific research must not be afraid of getting dirty. . . "Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean.

A classmate hurriedly said: "I'm not afraid of getting dirty. . . "Then he also poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and put it in his mouth to lick it clean.

Professor: "In addition, you must be good at observation. I just used my middle finger to poke the dung, but what I licked was my index finger... ”

5. One day I went to the large store and found that there was no paper. I thought of scraping it with my hands. Then I went out to wash it. After scraping it, I felt it was too disgusting, so I shook it off. As a result, I hit the pit with my hand.

6. Two dung beetles were discussing how they should spend their money if they won the welfare lottery prize.

A dung beetle. He said, if I win, I will take care of all the toilets within a 3-kilometer radius and eat them every day.

Another dung beetle said, "You are so worthless. If I take care of myself, I will give you fresh food every day." .

7. A friend went to work in the morning and bought a roasted sweet potato without having breakfast and put it in his pocket.

The bus came, and this guy quickly got on the bus and found an empty seat to sit down. At this time, he only heard a soft muffled sound, and a large pool of yellow sweet potato pulp was squeezed out from his buttocks, and it was still slightly steaming... < /p>

Everyone in the car was excited. This guy wanted to use his actions to prove that this was not daddy, so he quickly grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth. As a result, even the driver who came over to see the situation vomited...

8. My father drank a little too much in the evening. He didn’t know what to use to pick his teeth with. The movements were very large and very unsightly. I asked him what were you using to pick your teeth?

He said he didn’t find the toothpick and picked it out with fish bones!

I said: I didn’t cook any fish at home tonight!

Then I heard a slight clicking sound. I followed the sound and found that my mother was cutting her toenails on the side. . .

9. I was dishonest when I was a child. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: It has been hard work for 60 years without food, and I never throw away the boogers I picked out.

10. The train was so crowded that I couldn’t go to the bathroom. A passenger was anxious and took advantage of the moment when the bus came to a stop. He leaned against the window and exposed his buttocks to the window while he was having sex. The platform staff saw it from a distance and shouted: "That big-faced passenger, don't stick your face out of the window to eat fried dough sticks!"

Editor's note: There is no more disgusting, only more disgusting. I believe you and I feel the same way. Hahaha!