Adult jokes about injections

He is giving your mother an injection.

Lao Wu, who made his fortune in business by his wife, went home on a business trip. His five-year-old son rushed to his father and solemnly said:

"Dad, I have something to tell you."

"What is it? Little baby! " Dad picked up his son and asked.

"Lingling's father is a big bad guy!"

"What? Lingling's father is a bad guy! Who said that? "

"I'm right!"

"Why do you say that?"

"Because he bullied my mother!"

"Bully your mother?" Lao wu seems to be aware of what, so a little nervously asked:

"How did he bully your mother? Tell dad! "

"I've seen him ride on his mother several times and make her scream' ouch, ouch'. If I can't get in with the door closed, I will definitely help my mother hit him with a stick! "

"Since the door is closed, how did you see it?"

"I heard my mother crying and saw it through the door." Dad knew what was going on as soon as he heard it. But he is a proud man, it is not convenient to get angry in front of the children, so he has to deceive himself into making up a set of reasons and seriously say to his son:

"You can't talk nonsense! And don't talk nonsense everywhere, okay? Children's Home, what do you know! Lingling's father is a doctor and your mother has a stomachache. It must be your mother's old problem. He is giving your mother an injection! "