I want jokes from mental hospitals ~

One day, a doctor checked every psychiatric ward. When I arrived at a ward, I saw a patient standing on the bench and shouting, "I am the emperor, and you all have to listen to me!" " "The doctor asked with a frown." Who told you that? " The patient replied, "God said. "A patient next to him shouted angrily," Nonsense, I never said it! " "

"Doctor, my child is ill. I think I am a hen every day, and I lie there all day laying eggs. "

"How long has it been like this?"

"One year."

"Oh, why did you send it now?"

"Oh, we are waiting for eggs."

The phone at the nurse's station in a mental hospital rang, and the nurse listened to the man over there and asked, "Is it a mental hospital?" The nurse answered yes, and then asked, "Please help me see if the patient in11ward is there." The nurse put down the phone and left, and soon ran back and said, "Oh, no, the patient has left." The other party replied: "It seems that I really ran out."

This joke is not very good, I hope you like it.