Humor of folk stories 100 words

Brother's wish: In my brother's nude age, the Chinese teacher taught a text about an old man who took a shit. Since I pointed fingers at others and scolded me for my nose, this article has been accompanied by my growth! Everyone thinks this is the sin of SB, but since my brother thinks this is the real NB, I know it's hard for you to understand this, and it doesn't matter. Because I understand that you are no longer idiots. I can understand, because I am NB. I said it grew up with me, because I abandoned it countless times in my life, making it feel that it can't live without me, and now I can control it freely. For example, to the extreme. I've been in a hurry all my life. I feel that I have to remain anonymous after occasionally showing my edge, so I have been running to my volunteers. Speaking of which, you must not know what my wish is. I don't need to hide it from you now, because I am leaving. Leave this world. Although I don't like being apart from it. But I still have to make a decision Although you have a strong smile on your face, I can feel your heart crying and I am laughing. I smiled smugly, but I was not proud. My brother's heart never tears. My heart has never been lonely, but now I am a legend. Don't miss me, I won't be lonely, because I have loneliness. I can be free and easy all my life because I let go of everything. My brother Tian * * *, he grew up with me. Only one person can miss me in my life. She grew up naked with my brother, and she remembers everything about her. Now she has seen through everything, the brother and the legend. My brother is a legend to her now, and also a legend to her. On this square earth, I can only look at her sideways. I won't go to see her, and she won't come to see me, because there is a legend between me and her, so I will work with her to maintain this legend of Bayin (foreign bird language, Chinese translation of IMBA). Legend has it that the elder sister is her. She is the legendary elder sister. Before I left, I told my brother not to miss her because she is a legend. Now I also tell you not to miss your brother, because my brother is just a legend. I say this not because I want to say it, not because I want to learn it. I don't want to leave, but I can leave because I don't want to stay. If one day you see brother and sister walking together, it doesn't mean that the legend has been broken and wrong, but it means that brother and sister have surpassed the legend, not that brother is not a legend, but that brother is ahead of the legend, so at that time, brother is no longer the legendary brother and sister, but the legendary brother and sister. I'm keeping a low profile, so I won't say much. My wish is that my life can be ordinary. So don't miss me, let me continue the legend! ~ ~ ~ Funny jokes that happened during physical examination? 100% laugh! ! ! 1, chest X-ray, as soon as one of my colleagues got on the X-ray machine, the doctor shouted to other doctors, "Come on, come on," * * * Twenty years later, today I finally met one-look, is the heart growing on the right! " ? ? Doctor: "really ~" ? At this time, my colleague turned his head from behind the X-ray machine and asked weakly, "No way, why didn't anyone tell me about Nie?" " ? ? " Shit, who told you to turn your back on me? Turn around. "dizzy! ! ! ? ? 2. Test your listening. Use headphones to make sounds with different volumes and frequencies, and test whether you can hear them. ? One of my colleagues can't hear anything. The doctor kept raising the volume, but he still couldn't hear. ? So the female doctor asked, "Have you ever had sex?" Suddenly there was silence in the room ... colleagues blushed and their necks were thick? Whispered, "I have, but what does it matter? "Oh, I mean, are you a veteran?" Faint again ~ ~ ~? ? Every year, the driver's license has to be reviewed by many nurses in military uniforms. ? Once a military guard touched my stomach-my liver was full for 3 minutes and my face turned white with fear. Not fatty liver! With a chuckle, the woman took off her mask with a smile on her face. Big eyes looked at me watery-it turned out to be one of many mm when I was young. Then we had a meal. She got married, and I drank too much ...? ? 4, primary school physical examination, another class of students to check the vital capacity, the doctor asked to wipe the mouth with alcohol cotton, which refers to the mouth of the machine, as a result, that classmate wiped his mouth. Besides, I heard. A short classmate was late and stood at the end. The first few are all college students. During chest fluoroscopy, doctors work mechanically. Come up with one, turn on the light, read it, and drive the next one ... When it was his turn, the height of the machine did not change. The doctor thought he was still tall, but when he turned off the light, he saw a big skull! Scare herself! ! ? ? Once in primary school, I was dizzy by penicillin and fell on the street. After being sent to the emergency room, I was already in a daze. At that time, the female doctor pinched my ear with her finger, which was very painful. I thought it was a rescue method such as pinching people. I suffer silently. As a result, the doctor said, "The child is dying, so there is no response …"? Scared my mother to sit on the ground and cry! ? ? 6. Before graduating from high school, the teacher informed each student in advance to put their edges in a matchbox and take them to the hospital the next day. A male classmate went to the hospital the next day because he was not in when the teacher informed him. Go to the digestive department? The doctor gave the classmate a cotton swab and told him to go to the toilet ... After nearly ten minutes, the classmate still didn't come out of the toilet. The doctor went to the toilet door and asked, "Are you ready?" Just listen to the boy's voice in there. Is it painful? Answer: "I can't pull it out!" At this time, I only saw the female doctor roll her eyes and shouted, "Who let you really pull?" Just stick a cotton swab in it! Shit! " ? ? 7. A long time ago, one of my classmates lined up to take X-rays ~ Suddenly this guy exclaimed, "Come and see!" ? Why are there two steel wires on this man's chest ~ "I almost fainted when I saw it ~?" Everyone should know what they are, two "steel wires" ~ Then, a mm came out of the X-ray room. The man still refused to give in ~ He greeted him: "Everyone saw two steel wires on your chest, are you okay?" ? MM seconds later, it was another slap in the face! 8. In junior high school, one of the physical examinations was color blindness. Take a notebook for example, each page is a pattern made up of small pieces of different colors. I don't know if everyone is the same. ? Some are numbers, some are stick figures? . We went up one by one and reported what we saw to the doctor. Generally speaking, it's nothing serious. After all, you have had a physical examination since elementary school. As a result, a classmate usually studies super hard. I went up to take the book, adjusted my glasses and said something that made us all fall? "A pile of broken glass." 9. When we were in high school, once we had to have a urine test, we gave everyone a plastic cup and told them to go to the toilet to get some out. A group of us all went, and one of our brothers ran away after urinating. Halfway through, he scolded: "Grass, I forgot to pick it up" 10, and there was a listening test in junior high school. . . The man in our class went up. The female doctor said that if you hear me, repeat what I said. . ? Gave him two earplugs (for hearing test)? Then tell the guy to stand a few meters away. . The doctor said, "Put on earplugs"? That guy just said. . "Put on earplugs"? The doctor was in a hurry and shouted, did you hear me when I said to bring earplugs? That guy kept shouting, "did you hear me say put on earplugs?" ? Everyone in our queue laughed for a few minutes. 1 1. When was the college entrance examination? Listening test? The doctor said, "Soviet Union." The boy replied, "First love." ? If there is anything you haven't seen, please adopt me. It's not easy to find a joke you haven't seen these days. . . . . . . . . ? Miscellaneous items Take mine if it's funny. Thank you! ! ! Jokes? & lt answer? & gt Why do people * *? Do you have to pick your nostrils when your nose itches? Why do you say that women feel better than men? Is it better to dig nose or fingers? Then why don't women like being * * *? Do you like someone to pick your nose when you are walking? Why don't men like to wear condoms? Do you like to wear gloves when digging booger? Why can't women have their period? Do you still pick your nose when your nose bleeds?