Classic English dialogue of Stephen Chow's Kung Fu

A teacher with a strong accent is dictating to his students. & ltWochun >> The contents are as follows:

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When dark plum smells flowers, it hurts and hates low when lying on branches. When it smells the shore like water, it is easy to reach spring green.

The shore is green, the shore is green and the shore is dark green.

After listening, a student wrote:

I was stupid.

I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, donkey.

I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.