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There is a New Year's party in the class, and seven people are required to have a cross talk, sketch or drama. Thank you!
Narrator: This is a true story that happened in Anhui University of International Business and Economics. Chen Han, a repeat student, has attracted the attention of the school because he often organizes students to skip classes. So, Mr. Huang, the director of discipline, set up a special action group to catch students from truant tribes, and the team leader was. In order to facilitate the struggle, Mr. Huang and he arranged an undercover beside each other. Just before graduation, with more and more students skipping classes, the struggle between the two sides escalated rapidly. This is a kind of justice. ...
Starring: Mr. Huang-a senior teacher with rich experience in catching truant students.
Chen Han, the leader of the truant tribe, has rich anti-reconnaissance experience.
Liang, the undercover sent by Mr. Huang to sneak into the truant tribe.
Liu Dahua-Chen Han arranged undercover beside Miss Huang.
Student hooligans A and B-professional truant players.
Good student A-a good boy who hates skipping classes.
Narrator: The war without smoke is about to begin.
First act
Narrator: Chen Han planned to skip class before graduation, so he called his younger brothers together to discuss the concrete action plan.
A: How was the exam recently?
Oh, forget it. There's only one door open.
No way, you are so unprofessional. I'm dead.
Liang: When did you take the exam?
I worship you like a flowing river.
B: It's like the Yellow River flooding out of control.
Liang: Where, where ... Brother Chen is coming (Han walks up to the three of them).
A, B and Liang: Hello, Brother Chen.
Han: You must have skipped class.
A, B and Liang: Elective courses.
H: Well, it's true. Recently, the top management is very tight, which has caused great trouble for us to skip classes. However, there are policies on the top and countermeasures on the bottom. They never thought that there would be my undercover in the student union. Ha ha ha ha ... I've decided to make some achievements for the highest authorities this time, and I won't have oral English class next Wednesday. Do you agree? Those who object, please raise your hand ... feet ... very good, unanimous! I'll inform everyone to act in unison then. All right, dismissed!
(A, B, Han takes out a lollipop and Liu Qu helps him peel the candy paper)
What about Liu Dahua? Is the habit of hanging out in the student union still there?
Liu: I'm not used to it, but I occasionally miss skipping classes.
Han: We will take action in the oral class next Wednesday, which requires your cooperation.
Liu: It's not the first time anyway.
Han: I remember when I first met you, I thought you had the potential to be a good student. That's why I sent you to the student union to be undercover. You really didn't let me down. I heard that you are doing well now, and even Miss Huang praised you.
Liu: Thanks to the cultivation of Brother Chen.
Han: Well, I'm old, and I'm counting on you in the future.
Liu: Don't say that, brother Chen. You've only been here for eight years, and you still have a long way to go.
Well, let's stop talking about these sad things. Hey ... so ... this week's lucky draw is coming. Do you have ten yuan to lend me to buy some pillars?
Liu: Hey ... Is five yuan enough?
H: That's all right, good brother. Take care.
(Han goes first, Liu turns around, and Han stops suddenly)
H: wait! (Liu stops) Elective courses run away.
Liu: Take elective courses to avoid compulsory courses.
(They smile at each other and turn it off.)
Act ii
Narrator: Chen Han thinks his plan is perfect, but he ignores that Mr. Huang also has his own trump card.
(Huang eats a lollipop in Taichung, and Liang comes over. Huang gives Liang another root and Liang eats candy.)
Liang: Now all primary school students can smoke. Why do you still eat lollipops?
Huang: I can't help it. My wife confiscated my monthly salary as a teacher yesterday. If I hadn't hidden ten dollars in my socks in time, I couldn't even afford a lollipop! It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a good man!
Liang: It's even harder to be a man who doesn't lie to please his wife!
Huang: Long live understanding! Well, more and more students are skipping classes now. I think Chen Han should do something recently. Liang, what's your situation?
Liang: I don't know!
Huang: Wow, what's your attitude? I'm the only one who knows you're undercover. If anything happens to me, you can't graduate.
Liang: Do you know the hard work of being undercover? I dream of being caught skipping class every day, and my pillow is wet after waking up.
Huang: Dear child, I know you work hard, but think about it. What you are doing now is for the future of foreign-related college students. Come on, when will they move?
Liang: Next Wednesday, oral English class.
Huang: Oh, this is a good opportunity. I went back to organize the members of the student union. I will always catch them.
Liang: Well, in order to join the truant group, I had to play truant, but I didn't expect to escape for five years. If I fail to graduate this year, I will be in the sixth grade.
Huang: Don't worry. With me, you will definitely graduate. After this trip, I can also travel abroad and finally have the opportunity to visit Saddam in Iraq.
, you go back first, be careful.
(Two people turn to leave, and halfway through, Liang stops)
Liang: Miss Huang (Huang stops) must let me graduate this year. ....
Huang: Stop, be sure, be sure.
Liang: Of course. ......
Act iii
Narrator: In Wednesday's oral class, the seemingly calm classroom could not conceal people's inner turmoil, and the struggle between the two sides might break out in silence at any time.
(Huang attends class, Liang and Han attend class, AB sleeps, the bell rings and AB wakes up)
Huang: Students, let's take a break and continue our discussion next class.
(Huang walks out of the classroom and is in the corner with Liu and A, and the background music starts)
Han: Action! (Han leads three people out of the classroom and walks to the center of the stage. Others stop. Liang sends text messages to the audience, and then four people walk to the corner together. )
Huang: (receiving the text message) Let's go!
(Huang leads Liu, A walks to the middle, others stop, Liu takes out his mobile phone to send a text message, then four people walk to the corner, and Han leads the other three people to the stage to receive the text message. )
Han: No, there is a mole. Let's hide the books and run to the toilet!
(Huang Dairen came from behind, met Han and others in Taichung, and everything settled down. )
Huang: Do what?
H: Go to the toilet.
Huang: Go to the toilet? What's in your arms?
H: toilet paper.
Huang: Toilet paper? Take it out and have a look
H: Do I have to see it?
Huang: Of course.
H: What if I don't give it?
Huang: No, I can't.
(The book falls down, so they step back and the background music plays, resulting in a deadlock. )
Narrator: Ah! There are cockroaches! Be good at your fears, and everything will end.
Act IV
Narrator: After the storm of oral English class, the fight between the two sides has gradually subsided, but the day before the graduation ceremony, an unexpected thing suddenly happened.
(AB whispers, Liang comes over)
Liang: What's the matter? Any news?
No, something happened to Brother Chen.
Liang: Huh? What happened?
Brother Chen won 5 million in the lottery yesterday. He's so excited and crazy.
Liang: No way!
A: Really, the car from Hefei Psychiatric Hospital came to pick him up just now. He may be very ill.
AB Liang: God bless, amen! (cross together, under AB)
Liang: Strange things happen every year, especially this year. Who cares? Anyway, my task has been completed and I can finally graduate.
Narrator: Xinhua News Agency reported that an China man was attacked by armed terrorists in Iraq, and his life and death were unknown. According to personal data, the man surnamed Huang is a senior teacher of a university in Hefei, China.
Liang: (stunned for 5 seconds, suddenly kneeling down) Oh, my God! Miss Huang, you went to Iraq. It doesn't matter if you die. What about my diploma? ..... Oh, by the way, there should be my file in the student union to prove my identity, well, go now.
Liu: (walks up to the audience with a notebook) Huang Lao is dead and Chen Ge is crazy. Now even Chen Dage's absenteeism log has fallen into my hands. As long as the records about my peach class are destroyed, no one will know me anymore. Then I will evaluate an excellent cadre fairly, get some scholarships and buy some taro to honor my mother. Ha ha ha ha. ......
Liang: (suddenly rushes in) Is anyone there?
Liu: (hides his notebook) I'm from the Student Union. what can I do for you?
Liang: Do you have Liang's personal file here?
Liu: Oh, let me find it for you ... Oh, really ... Mr. Huang sent undercover?
Liang: It's right next door.
Liu: Sure enough, this skeleton is amazing. It's really good material for undercover Just a moment, please. I'll find it for you.
(Liu puts the book on the table, looks down for the file, and Liang picks up the book and looks through it. )
Liang: Skipping class log? What? He is the undercover of the way.
Liu: I found it, huh? Is anybody there? Why don't you just leave such an important thing? Shit! My truancy log! Hey! Liang, I found what you want for you.
Liang: I found what you wanted, too.
Liu: What do you want?
Liang: I don't want anything. I only have one request-let me graduate!
Liu: OK, you give me that thing first, and I'll take care of it for you.
Liang: No, I'll leave it to you before the graduation ceremony tomorrow.
Liu: We can discuss it later.
Liang: This is not negotiable. See you on the roof of building 2 in the boys' dormitory at 6 o'clock tomorrow night.
Liu: Wait a minute, hey ... hey ... Damn it, I have to go.
(Liu takes out a lighter, lights the file, and gives a sinister smile. Next)
Act v
Narrator: On the rooftop of Building 2 in the boys' dormitory, everything will end here.
(Liu Xian walks onto the stage, walks to the middle, looks around, and finally faces the audience. Liang appeared behind Liu and pointed a gun at Liu. All the guns were changed to bananas. )
Liu: I have finished your business. Where are the things?
Liang: You are lying. You didn't even hand in my file, but you hid it.
Liu: Hide? Absolutely not! I just burned it.
Liang: Huh? You burned it? ! (Pointing a gun at his head) Why did you do that?
Liu: No, don't be impulsive. There are other solutions to this matter. Give me my things first.
Liang: Is that an absenteeism log? Your counselor should have it now.
Liu: What? You ... you ... you are toxic, you are toxic, you are toxic.
Liang: You too.
Liu: Well, I didn't have a choice before. Now I just want to be a good student and give me a chance.
Liang: Sorry, I'm from the Student Union.
Liu: Who knows?
Liang: Yes, who knows?
A: (pointing a gun at Liang) Let him go.
Liang: You have all been cheated. He's undercover in Chen Han.
Why should I believe you?
Liang: You don't have to believe me.
(A push beam)
Liang: Don't come here, or I'll blow his head off.
(Three people are deadlocked)
Narrator: Students, this is the end of the graduation ceremony of Anhui Institute of Foreign Economics in 2007. Congratulations to the students for successfully completing their studies. However, due to some special reasons, there are still students who have been detained for examination this year and cannot graduate. The students who stay in school are Liang, Li, Li and Li.
(Liu weeps and eats a banana at the same time)
Narrator: (Music begins) College life is rich and colorful. We should cherish time and don't let our youth leave regrets (curtain call) to remember. ...
Qi: Don't skip class! (At the end of the play)
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