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What shameful things have you done at school?
The sixth grade of junior high school took the school bus home, and the boarders also went home on Friday, so there were many people. I happened to eat spicy strips. Suddenly, the car stopped suddenly, and the person behind me directly pressed me. I pushed forward. A little brother is playing the king, with his side facing me. I kissed his face, and I tried to pretend that nothing happened. As a result, the eyes of the whole car were focused on his face with spicy strips.
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Going home with friends at night, I saw a person who was similar to my classmates. She asked, "Who is that?" I looked at it carefully and said, "It seems to be a person!"
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Holding a big stack of books, I walked from the second floor to the teacher's office on the fourth floor and to the third floor and a half. I mixed it directly and the whole person fell to the ground. The notebook was scattered all over the floor, just as the male god came downstairs. When he saw me, he wanted to say hello politely. "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes! Come on, help me pick it up, the teacher is anxious to do my homework. " Then he said, "I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet. What should I do!" " "I said," come on, I don't need your help. "
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Just the day before yesterday, I wore a smaller skirt, and then, in class, my zipper was pulled for some reason. I thought it was nothing, but the boy sitting behind me saw it and said to me, Tang Tang, your zipper is zipped.
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Boys who play well in junior high school are 1.8 meters and I am 1.6 meters, which is the kind that needs to be looked up to. He always fights after class. Once he pulled my hair from behind, and I was very angry. I turned my head and stared at him fiercely, then looked at him for a few seconds. I actually gave him a bark, the kind of dog that barks, you know. Don't ask me why, I haven't figured it out yet.
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On the first day of school, I saw a boy sweeping the floor at the door of the classroom, and then I looked at his back very handsome. Then I took some pictures unconsciously. The two boys in the back saw it, so I told the boy that I took a picture of him.
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After running morning exercises in junior high school, everyone was very tired. After running, the dean gave us a lesson. He said: Everyone is like the sun rising in Ran Ran in the morning. We should be full of energy, not lifeless. We should breathe more fresh air in the morning and take a deep breath with me. At this time, I suddenly couldn't hold back and let out a fart, which made the dean's face green.
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When I was a child in the countryside, I swam in a river. I was not very good at swimming at that time. After a few sips of water, I have been holding the pants of a boy next to me. I still remember when I got up, the boy looked at me with pants in his eyes.
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It suddenly occurred to me that it was in the second grade. The teacher dragged the class and the toilet was far away. I didn't hold my breath. I peed my pants. I yanked down my coat. After class, I used my quick wits to drink water from a glass and spilled it on my body on purpose. I said, it's over. It's all spilled on my clothes.
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When I was a freshman, I went to the bathroom with my female classmates after class and walked to the stairs. She naturally hugged the boy next to me and then spoke. When she looked back at me, I was a little convinced that she doubted life. Then I apologized and we moved on. The man followed and finally found out, wow, it's from the next class.
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In the fourth grade of primary school, I was very naughty. At noon, I called some friends behind the old school toilet. The cesspool is very long, and the men's and women's toilets are opposite. In the middle is a long cesspit with sleepers on it. I encouraged a friend to jump on it. When I jumped back, I stepped on it and fell into the cesspit. Or I'll call the teacher right away and fish him out. The teacher washed him.
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In junior high school, the shoelace was untied, and the teacher didn't let the department forget it after school. I left the campus with my shoelaces open, mainly because I forgot that I was happy and jumped out all the way.
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When I was in junior high school, two boys in the front row saw the sanitary napkin that I fell out of my desk pocket and laughed at me until I graduated. One of them, I like him.
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After dinner, I went running, and I got stuck in the mire. I became a clay figurine. The whole class laughed at me. I don't know why I wear flip-flops after taking a shower. The evening self-study teacher looked cheated.
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In junior high school, I sang coral songs in front of the whole class. The front is always flowing, loud and exciting, and everyone is fascinated. Who knows that the spring breeze is proud of the horse, and the treble is not up. The diesel engine made the whole class burst into laughter. My reputation is ruined by this.
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