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Infinite Buddha vs White Snake
? As far as practice is concerned, the White Lady has practiced for more than 1,700 years, while the infinite Buddha has only practiced for 800 years.
On the origin: White Snake is the daughter of the reincarnation of Purple Star in the sky (PS: Purple Star is a disciple of Shan Li's mother (Shan Li's mother is in charge of the struggle). Because Boykao was killed by the nine-tailed fox, she was named Purple Star King by Jiang Ziya, ranking among the immortals. Infinite Buddha is just an ordinary wild red snake essence, with mediocre status and average qualification.
On magic: The White Niangzi family fled to heaven, went to Yaochi and went to the underworld (PS: After Xu Xian was scared to death by the White Niangzi, the White Niangzi saved Xu Xian regardless of her own life and death, and took back Xu Xian's soul in the underworld, which can fully explain). I won't explain Shen Yuan's out-of-body experience, the magic of Taoism, Qi Huang's medical skills, profound calculations and stealth clouds one by one. The infinite Buddha knows some basic goblin spells, but has no housekeeping skills and unique spells.
On the skills and abilities that must be killed: The white snake will perform Samadhi fire (used when the white snake fights with black and white impermanence), cross the river into the sea (the most famous is that the white snake is full of golden mountains), and the nine-day mysterious magic (Bai Fu is the first of the five ghosts on TV, but was scattered by the Taoist priest, and the white snake not only recalled the three souls and seven spirits but also restored the magical power of the white tiger to help him cultivate), and then look at the infinite.
On appearance and personality: White snake is beautiful, kind and bodhisattva-like. She used Huang Qi's skills to benefit the people and repay the shepherd boy for saving his life in his last life. She thought of Xu Xian in many places and loved him with kindness. Look at the boundless Buddha again, and you will know that it is a demon from its appearance. She is a snake spirit, devouring her own kind. In order to get back at her derailed husband, Jin Mangling, she did not hesitate to absorb 9999 soul refining spells to defeat Jin Mangling. Compared with her, the white snake is an angel and a devil.
Weapons: White Snake's magic weapon, realgar wine sword, magic silk for binding immortals (used in fighting with King Ba Jin), Liu Feidao (used in fighting with centipede essence, any leaf can be turned into a flying knife, but it took Xiaoqing more than 20 years to practice this skill), Bodhi Lotus Possession Curse of Guanyin Bodhisattva (to ensure that she can walk freely in the underworld, and the demons in the underworld can't help her).
Seeing those idiots still asking the White Snake why she is afraid of him because of his high demon nature. Idiot, realgar is the bane of snakes, insects and ants. In fact, the white snake has been practicing realgar for 1000 years. The reason why it shows its true colors is that the Dragon Boat Festival itself is the weakest time for a snake to shed its skin, and the white snake is pregnant, the yin and yang are in chaos, its mana is greatly reduced, and its body is weak. Only after drinking realgar wine will it show its true colors. Otherwise, pure realgar wine can't help her at all. I don't know what those idiots think.
What is even more ridiculous is that someone asked, since the white snake has a high spell, why was it suppressed by Fahai under the Leifeng Tower? Shit, I'm speechless. Damn it, are you brainless? As far as martial arts are concerned, Fahai is no match for the White Snake. As early as when Fahai became a monk, the White Snake had been practicing for more than 700 years. Empress White Snake stole the elixir given by the gods to Fahai, helping him blossom and bear fruit as soon as possible, which greatly increased his mana. At that time, Fahai was no match for White Snake, so he held a grudge against Fahai, forcing Xu Xian to stay in Jinshan Temple and forcing White Snake to break the dogma when Jinshan was flooded. Fahai has no ability to stop the spell of White Snake, so Fahai can't beat Lady White Snake at all. It's just that the Buddha in the West gave him a golden bowl with high magic power. No matter how powerful the monster is, it can't resist the power of the golden bowl. Finally, Fahai suppressed it under the Leifeng Tower with a golden bowl.
? Some people even asked why the white snake used realgar wine sword as a weapon since it was a snake demon. This question still has some brains. I can tell you here that this is the genius of the white snake! Just practice your magic weapon! ! Although this exercise is very hard, once it is successful! Mana will be greatly increased! And when the realgar wine sword comes out, any demon will have nothing to hide! This also ensures that she can be invincible in the monster! So some people say that the boundless Buddha in Sou Shen Zhuan can kill white snakes. That's bullshit! As soon as the realgar wine sword comes out, every demon snake directly kills it! Moreover, White Snake has reached the realm of "recovering the true yuan at any time", that is to say, no matter how much the true yuan is consumed, it can be cultivated to recover the true yuan whenever and wherever. Where is the boundless Buddha? After recovering Zhenyuan, she needs the gold python essence to help her, so seeing those nonsense guys say that the white snake can't beat the infinite Buddha, it's pure fart! So I really admire those boastful idiots who talk nonsense all day. Have you really studied the nonsense there? Dear, read more books and stop talking nonsense. I can't stand writing so many posts. I hope people who don't understand don't talk nonsense. You will make a bigger joke!
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