Funny homophonic xiehouyu

1. Fried tofu with pickles-words (salt) come first

2. Trees are small and shady-care (shadow) is less than

3. Horse racing in alleys-the topic (hoof) is difficult to get out

4. Foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) talk

. Can't talk about (bomb)

9. Sticking to the door on the kitchen god-there is something in the words (painting)

1. There is a fire in the brick kiln-rumor (kiln smoke)

11. Selling dried shrimps without a scale-catching the blind (shrimp)

12. Mentougou goes to court- Zhong kui marries his sister-fooling around (ghost marriage)

16. Pig takes pictures-asking for embarrassment (watching)

17. Breaking the pipa-it's hard to talk about (playing)

18. Carrying a charcoal brazier on his shoulder-annoying (brain) fire

19. Bending trees on the hillside. Refractory (straight)

2. Earth God washes his face-loses (wet) face

21. Chicken pecks ants-just right (food)

22. Meat and bones fall into the pot-bite (Ken) is settled (metaphor is certain). )

23, Qiao Dajie's hair-lose (comb) it; The waves are rolling

24. The orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)

25. Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)

26. Luban's saw-not bad (filing)

27. A coffin without a bottom-can't (fill) people

27. Grass grows on the temple platform-panic (desolation)

32, frog jumps on the drum-understand (drumming)

33, men don't beat their wives-good luck (husband and wife)

34, broom writing-big talk (painting)

35, broken drawers- Hanging the pipa on the wall-don't talk about (playing)

39. Playing lanterns and moving stones-do it (copy)

4. The monkey sun sits in the golden hall-unlike the benevolent (human) monarch

41. The bluestone goes into the lime kiln-and it is necessary to leave the (green) white in the world

44. The same old tune

46, baldy takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

47, it's not easy to look at the chicken nest with his back turned upside down (picking eggs)

48, a pimple in his throat-gambling (blocking) gas

49, cutting open his belly and turning over his intestines-losing (shaking) ugliness. Monks dragging wood-something went wrong (temple)

53, drawers were opened in the drugstore-playing with pills

54, lanterns were hung in the air-mysterious (hanging)

55, holes were poked in the shrine-Miao (temple) was penetrated

56, and lanterns and crutches were used. Scorpion's skull-unable to (send)

6, beating gongs and drums-trying to (ring) an idea

61, growing vegetables in the river-not burning (watering)

62, woodcutter selling firewood-worrying at both ends (salary)

63. There is a hole in the back of the idol-Miao (Temple) is beautiful

67, there is a tumor on the head of the dysentery-sudden (bald) emergence

68, the chicken head is hit with soot-several (chickens) heads suffer indignities

69, and the bean dregs stick to the door-not sticking (sticking)

. Tie a chicken feather on a telephone pole-how dare you (what a big duster)

73. The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vivid (the grains are in your eyes)

74. Climb to the top of the mountain and play the gong-stand tall. Thinking (loudly) is far away

75. The rice cooker is smoking-confused (the rice is burnt)

76. Washing Huang Lian by the river-why bother (the river is bitter)

77. The wasp crosses the river-carrying (bad) poison

78. The dog eats tofu brain-leisure (title)