Rabbit cold joke

Selected rabbit jokes:

1. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a satrap named Yang Jian. He was a very honest man. As soon as he took office in Nanyang, his subordinates gave him a big fish. He couldn't refuse in every way, so he had to hang him in front of the hall to show his integrity.

Since then, other subordinates are no longer embarrassed to send fish smaller than that one.

2. Kong Ming:? Three days ago, I asked you to build twenty straw boats. Are they properly arranged?

Lu Su:? Don't worry, sir, it's over. Look, this ship is the most avant-garde convertible at present. ?

I heard that another warrior was beheaded. Cao Cao stood in front of the camp and asked, Who else wants to play?

Everyone knows that Zhang Fei is brave, and no one dares to answer.

So Cao Cao shouted: Xia Houdun! Xia Houdun!

Just then, a weak voice came from the corner, saying: Xiahou has finished squatting with the Prime Minister.

4、? You can't tell the winner from the loser, even if you fight again, it's just a waste of time. Math gasped and stopped, looking at the exhausted China people on the other side. Let's call a truce. ?

? Truce? China raised my hand and wiped the blood from my face. How to stop?

? Don't you know? You ask history, how did ancient times deal with this kind of thing?

History took a step forward, with a straight face and an open mouth: kiss. ?

5、? Shu Hao, now that he is famous, he should change his domineering name. ?

? Coach, whatever you say. ?

? I hope you will continue to be brave and help me draw other teams, then I will call you a draw! ? . . .

Selected rabbit jokes II:

1, taxi meets big truck.

The taxi asked:? What's your name?

The truck said, My name is Big Truck, and you?

The taxi said:? I called a taxi. ?

The truck said, Stop screaming and I'll send you away. ?

2. Children had better not hit casually. Heading is easy to hurt the brain, spanking is easy to hurt the nerves, slapping the face is easy to hurt self-esteem, and slapping your hands and feet is easy to hurt yourself.

So try not to call.

If you must hit your child and don't want to worry about these problems before, there is only one trick: hit someone else's child!

A scientist did this experiment: put the frog in warm water and heat it slowly with a small fire. When the water temperature is very high, the frog can't jump out and die in boiling water.

Scientists have concluded that frogs can't stop boiling water.

4. Tang Sanzang: Bajie, run two steps to show your master.

Pig Bajie: Master, why do you suddenly want to watch your apprentice run?

Tang Sanzang: Hey! Shame! I have been a teacher in a temple since I was a child. I have never eaten pork or seen a pig run.

Mendel revealed the three laws of heredity through pea experiment. First, the genetic law: double-tube peas can be genetically evolved into three-tube peas;

Second, the separation method: five roads should be planted with peas separately;

Third, the law of free combination: the combination of double-tube peas and ice peas can work wonders.

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