A little joke about reading

1, ranking can talk.

Xiaoming is a new student who has just entered primary school. After the report card of the first mid-term exam was handed out, Xiaoming's father said to him, Son, I hope I don't know how many people are in your class every time I see your ranking, ok?

2. Wonderful question and answer

A:? What is this? Misfortune in life b:? Physiology, biochemistry and biochemistry are all pawned! ? A:? Who did you learn it from? b:？ I am a fifth school, and I must have five subjects in every exam. ?

Who earns the most? The economics professor said in class. Students and migrant workers have a great influence on us. Can you guess which country's foreign workers earn the most money? Is it too old, too old, too expensive, or is it a student who answers first? McDonald's! ?

Xiaoming is a freshman who has just entered primary school. After the report card of the first mid-term exam was handed out, Xiaoming's father said to him: Son, I hope I don't know how many people are in your class every time I see your ranking, okay?

4. Fighting is experience these days. When a group of robbers robbed a bank, they said a wise saying:? Nobody moves, money belongs to the country, and life is your own! ? Everyone lay down without saying a word.

The robber glanced at the cashier lying on the table and said, please lie down politely! This is robbery, not robbery! ? .

When the robbers returned, one of the new robber masters said, Boss, please count how much money we robbed quickly. The old robber (primary school culture) said: Are you stupid? So many, when do you want to count? Don't you just watch the news tonight? -This is called work experience. Work experience is more important than education these days!

After the robbers left, the president said, report the case quickly! The director was about to leave when the president hurriedly said, wait! Plus the 80 million we embezzled last time! ? The director said: If only the robbers came to rob once a month.

The next day, the news broadcast reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million, and the number of robbers was only 20 million.

The boss scolded: Mama of, I desperately robbed 20 million, and the bank president earned 80 million on his fingers. It seems that I still have to study these days.

Two housewives are talking about their son who is studying abroad. One said:? I can't read this letter without consulting the dictionary. Another feeling:? You are not bad. I run to the bank every time I get a letter! ?

My daughter has only been in kindergarten for half a month, and she is resting at home with a bad cold. Although the school age is very short, she has deep feelings for the kindergarten, and keeping her mouth shut is what our kindergarten looks like. One day, my daughter said, Mom, I want to study! Grandma said that if I don't study hard, I can't go to college, and I can't go to college. How to go to kindergarten in the future?

6, the library, an ordinary-looking girl, listlessly reading at the table. Then he struggled to sit up, took out his little mirror, looked at it for a long time and said to himself: Look at you, you are not beautiful and you don't study hard! ?

7. The thinker gave a speech in the school where his daughter attended, and the students applauded warmly. After school, he proudly told his daughter that dad's speech was wonderful enough. You should be proud of your classmates' applause. ? The daughter said:? The students clapped hard, hoping that the speaker would finish as soon as possible. ?

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