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I sprained my foot. I'm in the mood to talk about it.

1, I heard that if you miss someone who loves you, you will meet a lot of scum. That one really said goodbye to us. There was a time when I missed talking day and night, and there was always something to talk about. The boy who loves to play ball has hurt his foot and depends on me like a child. Now I can't find anyone who can talk on the phone for more than half an hour Thank you for the beauty you gave me, which reminds me of the time when I was depressed. Someone still really loved me.

2. As for the future, some people say that after my foot was injured only once, my health became worse ... I really thought about it and caught a cold again.

3. What's wrong with me? I lost my money and my piano card, and then my foot was hurt and bleeding.

I dreamed that my foot was hurt last night. A man looked at my feet and shed tears. Then he gently bandaged my wound without saying a word. Unfortunately, I didn't see my face clearly. Although I was just dreaming, I still felt very warm.

5. I am so stupid. I still look forward to your grand ceremony. I didn't know your foot was hurt until now. I'm so stupid. I like you so much. Do I deserve to love you? I prefer you to rest at home rather than winning the prize. I don't want to see you get hurt. I don't want to see you walk so many places and get so tired.

6, only to know that gd's foot was injured. I just watched the qq Music Summit, which is very distressing. There is a concert. After singing three songs so late and not letting others rest, you will know that you are making popularity. I am really upset. After watching them sing, I think I may never like others again. They're all fine.

7. Speaking of extremely unlikely things, gay friends and I were injured in my hand, her foot, her hand and my foot, basically on the same day. Yesterday, I said my right lower abdomen hurts, and so do you ... I'm afraid they'll both have lunch at the same time!

8, the dog ~ foot injury ~ look at ya swollen … tomorrow it will become a panda foot.

9. Even though the foot injury was inconvenient some time ago, today's performance was completed in the best condition. This is his charm! His music is not influenced by any outside world!

10, I went to see it as soon as I opened my eyes. Forgive my internet speed. Oba hurt his foot and jumped desperately.

1 1. Who will save the dog? Its foot was hurt and it was abandoned.

12, I have been wondering whether to buy crutches after my foot injury. Do you want to buy crutches? After all, I am most afraid of streets without walls. After all, not every shoulder is so warm and powerful, but it's no use buying a good foot. What a waste. So do you want to buy a rolling pin?

13, just to praise you! You can't see your foot injury backstage, and you can't contact you who limped before. Yes, we in Chi Yong are people who will not feel pain when standing on the stage, and people who must complete the concert with crutches. You are the best, my singer.

14, the only thing I expect today is what clothes my male ticket will wear to make me look bloody ... but I heard that my foot was hurt.

15, you shouldn't take students running when your foot is injured ... Now your foot is swollen ... The baby is bitter, but he doesn't talk.

16, my foot was injured, and the course began to be unintelligible. All kinds of things are endless. The person I like still doesn't like me, and the person I care about has nowhere to tell.

17, I can't sleep today. I even pulled out the video of growling wolf bitch and watched it ... At that time, GD and Jin Mingxiu were still watching the performance with the expression of the judges, and the wolf began to nod at the back ... The choreography of "German shepherd" was very complicated and changed a lot ... I saw Jackie Chan take a breath when he kept dancing ... The scene was that he lost his foot and was injured and walked behind the camera, but his expression and movements were super strong before he was on camera. Later, after the game, I was in plaster. I look distressed.

18, I get up too early every day and feel sleepy after work. I feel sleepy and my feet hurt. Colleagues like planting flowers and feel that they are really caring people. I want to grow flowers, too, but I'm too lazy to grow them well.