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The representative hero of Bandel City.

Most people don't associate Cordar with terrible pictures. Jodl, an approachable mini-nation, is brave, but people usually think that they are a happy race more or less. Their high-pitched voice and natural and lovely appearance will inspire some kind of protective instinct in the hearts of larger nations, or at least make their minds picture children pretending to be adults. However, Jodl people can become very evil from time to time, even if they are not tall, they can make others feel chilling. Vega is such a sick Jodl. As a dark wizard and destroyer of cosmic energy, he is one of the most powerful wizards in Valoren.

Vega was an ordinary Jodl when he was a child, except for one thing-he was full of strong curiosity about the world outside Bandel City. Young Jodl spent a lot of time studying other parts of Valoren, and seized the opportunity to join the business transactions with other city-states. However, for him and the world, something unfortunate happened. The deal with the businessman Knox turned into an improper deal. Vega and his companions were also framed for this. After the authorities arrested him, he was imprisoned in the high wall of Knox all the year round. This kind of isolation is extremely dangerous for the Jodl people-there is no doubt that this is the purpose of cruel jailers-Vega is slowly being tortured to madness. He finally managed to escape from prison, but his mentality was distorted. Since then, he has not returned to his people, nor to Bandar City. Instead, he traveled all over the continent and sought refuge from dark wizard. Because his crazy mind was focused on one thing, he soon became a dangerous and powerful mage alone. He hopes to end all disputes about Valentin and make all the city-states submit to them, no matter what connection they have. League of Legends is the best tool to help him achieve his goal.

Who says the devil must look terrible? In Bandel City, Timo is a legend among brothers and sisters. As far as Jordals is concerned, Teemo is a little different. Although he likes to keep company with other Jodl people, he often insists on defending Bandel city by himself. He is sincere and gentle, but once he enters the battle, Teemo seems to be a different person. When patrolling, he will decisively end the lives of those enemies. When young recruits, military training instructors and other students found that although Teemo was amiable and charming at ordinary times, once he started fighting practice, he became extremely serious and efficient. Teemo's boss soon guided him to the direction of "main ship scout" The "Main Ship Scout Team" is one of the most famous special forces in Bandel City, just like the Mailin Commando.

Most Jordanians can't handle a single detective task flexibly and skillfully, but Teemo is proficient in it. He protected Bandel City from spies, which naturally made him one of the most dangerous Jodl people. Although you and Teemo didn't know anything about it when they had a glass of mead in his favorite pub. Bandel City chose Timo as their first league hero, and Timo seemed to be at home. His signature weapon is an arrow gun, which uses a rare thallium poison he collected from the ancient jungle of Kumang. In order to help solve his long-term isolation, Timo established a friendship with Tristana, an alliance hero and member of the Bandel City Special Forces. This friendship is of great benefit to both sides, although the greedy media in Valoren spread rumors that their friendship has turned into love. Despite this, Teemo is still a popular darling in League of Legends and a small rival that many people are afraid of.

"Teemo is not only a lively and cheerful compatriot, but also an unparalleled killer, but he will always be my friend's best choice." -Tristana Melin Commando has always been a legend in Bandel. They have a long history spanning centuries and still serve in the Jordanian army. They are famous for their ruthlessness and bravery, and even the soldiers in Bandel City are in awe of them. The story of the legendary founder of Mailin Commando is still widely circulated among the crowd, and the most gratifying one is the beautiful Tristana.

When she was young, she wanted to be a sharpshooter like her idol. She trained hard day after day until she was old enough to join the army. Her superb skills left a deep impression on the officers of the army. He praised Trista as a rare genius. When she was summoned by the War College, she realized that it was time to realize her dream. Although her heart is still on the side of her team, she responded to the call of the War College, and she acted as a hero in the League of Legends to protect the people there.

You'd better stand firm when she asks to put an apple on your head! Although he was born in a small Jodl family, Rambo's short stature was extremely dazzling, so he was often bullied when he was growing up. In order to survive, he must be more enterprising and resourceful than his peers. This also produced his bad temper, and no matter who offended him, he would be retaliated. Over time, he became lonely and had no friends, but he didn't mind at all. He likes fixing things and staying with all kinds of gadgets. When Rambo shows his talent as a mechanic, he often rummages in the garbage. His teacher recommended him to the Jodl Institute for Science and Progress in Pitwolf, where he might become Heimerdinger's favorite student. But Rambo refused. He thinks that Hedinger and his colleagues are "traitors". They sold Jodl's advanced technology to human beings, who just patted them on the head to express their thanks. Jodl people are still jokes of human beings after dinner.

When a group of humans who graduated from Jodl College went to Bandel City to visit the place where their mentor was born and raised, Rambo couldn't help but want to have a face-to-face conversation with them. He just wants to see the true face of human beings. After four hours of conversation, he came home with a black face and a broken head. He was surprised to say that he was really embarrassed compared with Jodl, who was "smart" like Heimerdinger. The next morning, Rambo left Bandel without saying a word and disappeared for several months. When he came back, he came back in a jingling machine. He paraded through the city center with a machine and announced in a panicked crowd that he would join League of Legends to show the world the true strength of Jodl's science and technology without the help of other races.

"Well, can you stop sticking your face on my equipment?" Giggs was born with a gift for manipulating machinery, but his loose and hyperactive nature is rare among scientists in Jodl.

With the ambition of becoming a great inventor like Heimerdinger, he quickly drew ambitious engineering blueprints with fanatical passion, and encouraged himself with his controversial failures and unprecedented discoveries.

Giggs' grandiloquence spread to Peter Wolf's famous Jodl College. The respected professor in the college invited Giggs to show his skills.

Ryan Giggs' disregard for safety made this demonstration come to an early conclusion, because while Ryan Giggs was demonstrating his achievements, the engine used by Heicks overheated and exploded, leaving a big hole in the wall of the college. The professors shook off the dust and asked Giggs to leave without mercy.

In grief, Giggs packed his bags in shame and prepared to return to Bandel City. Unexpectedly, before he left, a group of Anzu spies sneaked into the college and kidnapped the professors.

Piltov's army found that these prisoners were being held in Anzu prison, but their weapons were not enough to destroy this solid wall.

Giggs, who decided to repay his professors, began to experiment with a new weapon, and soon realized that he could use the exhibits from the last accident to destroy the city wall and rescue the captured Cordar people.

A long time ago, Giggs made a batch of powerful bombs, which he affectionately called "Heicks Blasting".

Giggs came to Anzu with his new work for his "first performance" and sneaked out of the prison. He planted a huge bomb in the prison, and then happily enjoyed the process of the explosion penetrating the solid wall.

After the smoke cleared, he quickly ran into the prison and drove away the guards with a string of bombs. He rushed to the front of the cell, blasted the hinge of the cell door, and then returned to freedom with the captured Cordar people.

After returning to the college, the humble professors formally awarded Giggs an honorary title-Dean of Blasting College-and proposed to him to show this brand-new work by Jodel Jos in League of Legends.

After careful consideration, Giggs finally accepted the proposal, eager to take his endless Hex blasting to the best testing ground in the world-the land of justice.

"Ryan Giggs? Unreasonable and dangerous, yes, that's right. But really talented! " -Heimerdinger Outside Bandel, few people can see Jodl people, but Heimerdinger can't resist the temptation of science. By the time he got his third doctorate, he had become the greatest scientist among the people of Jodl, and there was almost no room for him in his family. Peter Wolff extended an olive branch to him in the far north college, hoping that he could make his own achievements in the city of progress.

Heimerdinger knew it was difficult to succeed without his own race, so he gathered like-minded Jordanians to join him, and now these people have become the mainstay of the famous Jodl Institute of Science and Development. Since then, Heimerdinger has become one of the most respected scientists in the contemporary era, and his college has also become one of the excellent colleges in Wallan.

Heimerdinger is a pioneer in many new scientific achievements, constantly exploring the magic in the field of science and technology. He invented the luminous starlight stick, which can be seen everywhere in many city streets. However, this great scientist is a bit odd. In order to expand his knowledge, he did an experiment on himself, so that he could use more brain capacity at the same time. The experiment was a success, of course, but Heimerdinger paid a heavy price for it-his brain got bigger and his head changed. This great scientist looks like a Jodl with a huge head.

Now, Heimerdinger turned his attention to the current situation of Valentin and tried to correct this unacceptable situation. He believes that science is the key to saving the world. Moreover, he is ready to prove his creed as a member of League of Legends-there is no doubt that he is the smartest hero in the League! Be careful, science is changing with each passing day!

"Be careful, science is changing with each passing day!" Hedinger, a great inventor, and his companions moved to Pitwolf from mainland Jodl. They regarded science as a part of their daily life. They soon made a breakthrough contribution to the science and technology magic circle. Although the Jodl people are short in stature, they make up for their congenital deficiency through diligence. Kucher won the title of hero bomber with his successful test flight.

He flew a new type of air attack aircraft specially designed for ROFLC. This model has also become the backbone of the Bande City Expeditionary Force (BCEF). Kucher and his flying team "Screaming Snake" often fly in the sky of Valoran, observe the terrain and perform aerial stunts for the audience.

Cookie is the most famous "Screaming Snake", not only because of his unparalleled courage, but also because of his cool head when facing threats. Before joining the League, Kucher also played for other players. He often takes the initiative to accept tasks, goes deep behind enemy lines, collects intelligence or transmits information in dangerous areas, and he grows up in danger. A fierce air battle in the morning was his highest enjoyment.

Kucher was not only an ace pilot, but also modified his plane and loaded it with a lot of weapons. Some people think it's just showing off, not fighting. After the alliance agreement came into effect, the open hostility stopped. So Kucher was forced to retire. He felt like "the engine went out and his wings were cut off." Although he still performs aerobatics and crosses canyons, he can no longer smell the gunpowder that cheers him up. After Heimerdinger joined League of Legends, Kucher followed closely, which is not surprising, because he is eager to confront the world's top rivals and show his courage.

He is Kucher-a god of death falling from the sky! Perhaps no hero in the league can match Lulu's willfulness. In her youth, Bandel always spent most of her time walking in the woods or daydreaming. This does not mean that she is unsociable; The day-to-day noise of Bandel City can't compare with the colorful world she imagined. She can see miracles where most people don't notice them at all. Because of this, the naughty little fairy Pixar was found by her when she was drilling into the aviary. Lulu's imagination showed her that she was a similar person of Pixar, and Pixar also found an opportunity to lure her into his world. He took her into the charming fairy house-a dreamland next to a clearing in the forest. There, the inherent properties of the outside world, such as size and color, will change as frequently and strangely as the wind direction. Lulu feels that staying in a fantasy fairyland is just like staying at home, playing around with Pixar and indulging in this paradise.

She soon forgot the passage of time. Living in a fantasy fairyland is very comfortable and natural. She played many fairy games with Pixar and was told that the names of these games were "Pretending" … and she was very good at these games. She was taken aback when she suddenly remembered her life in Bandel City. Fantasy Wonderland has a way of making everything outside look very strange and unreal. Lulu decided to revisit her old home and share some interesting things she learned, but when she and Pixar went back, the world had changed. She found that time, another unique attribute in fantasy wonderland, had passed for centuries when she left. Lulu tried to reconnect with the outside residents, but her efforts ended in tragedy. She led all the children to play hide-and-seek and temporarily turned them into flowers and animals to increase the fun of the game, but their parents didn't appreciate it. When the Jordanians insisted that she leave their land, she moved to a colorful and magical place where people with extraordinary talents were not only accepted, but also praised. This place is League of Legends.

"The best path between two points is to turn it upside down, connect it, then turn it inside out and go around again." Lulu

Naer, a Jodl born thousands of years ago, was captured and imprisoned in extremely cold ice and snow for thousands of years. Civilization keeps rising and falling, but this prehistoric Jodl man is staring at all this in confusion. Even ice can't imprison Nell forever. After gaining his freedom, he wandered to the rune road and found himself regarded as the ancestor of the Jodl people. However, these Jodl people soon discovered that this guy had a wild animal hidden in his body.

The jungle will not forgive blindness and ignorance. Every broken branch is telling a story.

I hunted all the creatures in this jungle. I believe there were no challenges left here before, but now there are new visitors here. Its footprint is about the size of an ivory Lord; Its claws are like machetes. It can tear people in half. Finally met a valuable prey.

When I was chasing prey in the jungle, I began to see the damage caused by this guy. I walked into a strange ring formed by broken trees. These huge wooden guards have stood on this land for countless years, and their iron bark makes those idiots who want to cut them down with a broken axe helpless. This guy pushed them away like twigs.

How can a creature of this strength level disappear so easily? However, even if it leaves this conspicuous road of destruction, I still can't see where it is. How can it appear like a hurricane and then disappear into the jungle like morning mist?

I am excited to finally stand in front of this creature. This will be a huge collection.

When I crossed the clearing, I followed the sound of the stream to determine my position again. Then I saw a little thing with orange fur squatting and waiting. I sneaked a look from a distance. A small fish jumped out of the stream, and then the creature jumped on it and jumped into the turbulence happily. To my delight, I realized that this is a Jodl. And a hunter, that's all!

This is a wonderful adventure. That beast will be found. Nothing can escape my pursuit. Jodl's big ears pricked up and he faced me. He ran on all fours, with a boomerang in his hand, and soon stopped in front of me. He mumbled something.

I nodded appreciatively to young Jodl and continued my exploration. I easily crossed different terrains, trying to catch any trace of my prey. When I tried to capture its smell, my attention was disturbed. The strange chirp scared me. Jodl is following me. I can't let him interfere with my hunting. I faced him and pointed to the distance. He looked at me doubtfully. I want to be more direct, not to mention his wonderful adventure.

I hunched my back and let out a roar. The wind whipped the fur of this Jodl, and the earth trembled at my feet. After a few seconds, he turned away, and then with what I thought was a smile, he raised his boomerang. We can't put it off any longer. I grabbed the weapon from him, then skillfully threw it into a tree and nailed it to a tall branch. He turned to pick it up and jumped up wildly.

I had only walked ten steps when I heard a roar, which made my spine tremble. The deafening crash of stones and wood echoed everywhere. Ahead, a big tree stands in my way. Jordre's bone weapon just fell out of the trunk.

A strange roar came from behind me.

I made a terrible mistake. -Lunge