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How to contact melon dealers all over the country?

There is absolutely no geographical discrimination or anything like that. It is important to recognize the deception of these swindlers and prevent them from being cheated. A friend's joke It seems like a joke, but it exposes some social evils. The rise of China is not only material, but also spiritual. When the society is full of swindlers and dishonest behaviors, the development of human spiritual civilization will be greatly reduced. Because mental problems are everywhere, it is difficult for society to make a leap in material civilization. In other words, material civilization and spiritual civilization complement each other. 1. Beijing liar: I met a person in Beijing, who said that the relationship can be contacted by the central leadership and the grassroots police station; What you can do is as big as promotion and wealth, as small as being caught whoring and fishing for others. You can do anything. Take it easy. Don't think that you met Fuxing from now on, because he is a liar. The swindlers in Beijing must appear as relatives or cronies of an important leader, and they are all doing great things. No matter what government funds, the deputy hall should be promoted to the main hall, and the department level should not look for him. He despises the examination and approval indicators of particularly tight substances. Anyway, he will have nothing to get! And it's amazing, the meeting time is particularly short, and the meeting is always listless, saying that I played mahjong with the younger brother of a leader last night! At the same time, the phone kept ringing, saying that someone from Fujian, Zhejiang Province came to me to ask for the approval of electric coal, and so on. Ask him to make an appointment and pay for dinner? Of course he paid for it himself. He's already a face when he eats with you. Ask him to do something. Yes, but you have to pay the benefit fee first, and then pay it afterwards? No, don't do it! But after paying the benefits, would you like to listen to the following? No way! So the swindlers in Beijing are the best. 2. Liars in Shanghai: Someone asked: Are there any liars in Shanghai? Of course there are, and there are many. Cheaters in Shanghai usually appear as rich people in suits and ties, not the chief representative of the China representative office of an international company, but the senior staff of a foreign-funded enterprise. There are also several foreign languages in Shanghai Mandarin, and the opening is to purchase orders of10 million dollars or more. I did this because of my friendship with you. There is no other condition to pay the benefits first, otherwise it would be impossible. Who pays for the meal? It must be you. What's the big deal about paying for such a big order? Therefore, Shanghai swindlers have the highest quality and cultural level, at least knowing foreign languages. Third, Fujian liars: Fujian liars are all farmers. If you meet him, you will definitely despise him, so they will avoid their own shortcomings and will not meet you. Therefore, the means of Fujian swindlers is to borrow high-tech means, such as text messages and emails. Of course, everything, such as winning prizes, smuggled goods, Mark Six information and so on. After you take the bait, your money will keep flowing into their pockets. Fujian swindlers have the strongest learning ability, are good at grasping the weakness of human nature and are good at using high-tech means. Deceptions are also endless, and new tricks are frequent. If one day a Fujian person suddenly says that he wants to cooperate with you, and the conditions are very favorable, then you must be careful. This must be a trap. 4. Shenzhen swindlers: Shenzhen is the frontier of China's foreign trade, so the frauds of Shenzhen swindlers are generally linked to foreign trade exports. The target of fraud is basically small enterprises all over the country, eager to sell their products to foreign small bosses. This kind of swindler usually appears in the name of the company, which has a big brand, such as the China headquarters of international companies, international groups and so on. The office is very high-end, of course, it is rented, and the car is beautiful, rented. When you arrive in Shenzhen, you will be sure to believe that they are big companies. Please go to a luxurious restaurant for dinner. There are other programs after dinner. Pay the bill? Don't worry, just sign the contract first, at least the order is $65,438+0,000, and then sign it later. Of course, if you want to fulfill the contract, you must pay the deposit and other fees. When you are about to be cheated, the company closes its doors and leaves. Do you want to find it? Such deception has been exposed by CCTV, but I heard that the local government in Shenzhen still ignores it, saying it is a contract dispute, bah! It is this kind of government that encourages swindlers. Today, there are still many such swindlers in Shenzhen, and some even open branches in other places. Hunan liar: Hunan liar is the lowest liar. They are also farmers, and they like to appear in front of you as farmers. One day, if a farmer-like man and woman suddenly appear in front of you and ask how to get to the bank or post office, they are usually from Hunan (there are also some in Jiangxi), and then they will mysteriously take out some gold ingots or Buddha statues and some old money and say, They dug them on the construction site, and I don't know if they can get to the bank. The better the image of such a liar, and it is best not to speak Mandarin, so you will be more likely to believe it. 6. Liars in Guizhou, Sichuan: The scammers there are the most inhuman scammers. They specialize in making future generations have no asshole, that is, abducting women and children, deceiving people and then deceiving acquaintances, so that they will not follow the principle that rabbits don't eat grass next to their nests. It is said that 10 children were cheated in a community in Shenzhen within a month, and it developed into a child cheating on children. Most liars have a Sichuan accent. They cheat children and sell them, and women force them into prostitution. If they can't cheat women, they can even ask their wives and girlfriends for prostitution. This is a liar in Sichuan and Guizhou. Hubei liar: As the saying goes, Hubei people are smart, but Hubei liars are not necessarily smart. The swindlers in Hubei are actually very old-fashioned They will produce the latest high-tech industrial products in the name of the company, and then find distributors all over the country. The distribution conditions are very favorable, and samples will be sent first, saying that the contact information of dealers will be put in national advertisements. It won't be long before one or two customers call for products, and the demand is quite large and the price is very attractive, so you will place an order with the manufacturer, so you should be cheated. This kind of swindler usually appears as a salesman of the factory and has a glib tongue. 8. Anhui liars: Anhui has a Buddhist resort "Jiuhuashan", so many liars in Anhui generally appear as Jiuhuashan monks. Men usually pretend to be monks and women, and of course they also pretend to be nuns. Generally, they go hand in hand, appear for the purpose of alms, and then enter other people's homes. If someone is here, just look around and say emotionally that your family seems to have lost blood or other disasters recently. After scaring you, he (she) will come to comfort you and say, "It doesn't matter, they can solve it", as long as you pay some money, how much? That depends on how much money your family can pay, at least tens of thousands. If there is no one at home, you can steal valuable things, so Anhui swindlers are sometimes thieves. 9. Liars in Shanxi: Liars in Shanxi are mainly counterfeiters and immoral. For example, they dare to make fake wine, fake drinks and fake food, and dare to make fake steel and cement that are related to people's lives. This example has been exposed by the media many times. X. Northeast Liar: Everyone has always called Henan a liar. In fact, I think there are the most liars in Northeast China. At the beginning of the reform and opening up, the people in the northeast were the most simple, but they were cheated by the people in Zhejiang, Fujian and Guangdong in the south and began to become smart. Moreover, shine on you is superior to Blue, and deception is not only brilliant but also talented. It's really not easy to summarize the swindlers in Northeast China, because there are all kinds of swindlers there. Now I will focus on two kinds: one is to take advantage of the strong body of the Northeast people, hold some broken watches, mobile phones and even laptops in their hands to collide with pedestrians, and then extort money from each other, which is half cheating and half robbing; Another is to use sexual infidelity, where beautiful women seduce rich people, and then several men come over to blackmail them. There are more and more examples of men using women's hue to cheat women. Northeast men are generally handsome, and there are many dissatisfied women online, so there are a group of northeast men who specialize in this kind of thing. They will also dress up as rich people, dress up beautifully and be generous, say what big business they want to do, then confuse each other at once, cheat them first, and then say what projects they want to do when the conditions are ripe, and the return is very attractive. After success, you can send the other party a house or something to make the woman feel excited. In a few days, they will say that the project started smoothly and the house will be given to you soon, which will lead them to take the bait further and they will start to pull a long face in a few days. There is a very powerful northeast man who cheated more than 30 millions of women at the same time, all over 30 years old, so you should pay attention to women who often surf the Internet and lonely women. There is also a new type of deception invented by the northeast people. What I want to expose here is that if one day you just withdraw tens of thousands of dollars from the bank, suddenly a pair of small hands cover your eyes and say to you in a very charming voice: Guess who I am? At that time, if you thought it was an affair, it was all wet. When you guess Aiuri from Mary, that is, you don't know who the other person is, she will suddenly jump in front of you and say, I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else, so she will soon disappear. When you reflect from the excitement, your tens of thousands of dollars have disappeared. Terrible northeast person! Xi。 Jiangsu liar: Who says there are no liars in Jiangsu? The only time I was cheated in my life was in Jiangsu. XDJM, who is on a business trip in Jiangsu, must pay attention. If you buy tickets at the railway station, don't trust the scalpers, because they are all liars. There are two kinds of deception: one is to sell fake tickets that can be faked, which are basically edited by old tickets, and the other is to wear railway clothes and pretend to be railway staff, saying that they can buy internal tickets, but they take your money and run away. 12. Cheaters in Zhejiang: Zhejiang is one of the most economically active areas in China, so there are quite a number of swindlers, large, medium and small. One of them appeared as an investor in a small city in the mainland, saying how much he could invest locally, and tricked local government officials into treating him as a grandfather. Specifications are absolutely corrupt. After dinner, they found a young lady to see if the investment environment was good, and then brought back a lot of gifts. What about investment? Don't! ! In addition, the fraud technology of Zhejiang swindlers is absolutely world-class, and any world famous brand and China famous trademark can be perfect. There is also a fact that the black-hearted cotton that is being broadcasted all over the country is basically made by Zhejiang people. There is also a kind of street deception, which was also invented by Zhejiang people: street vendors sell mobile phones, and the latest imported mobile phones only sell less than 30% of the market price, which makes you very tempted. Do you think this is true? It must be true, the other party put the card in, OK! It can be used completely, so you will definitely buy it, but when you leave with your mobile phone, the other party will say to you, wait, my card seems to be still in it, so he will take it back, open it for inspection, and then return it to you, saying sorry, very polite. Don't think you took advantage, because he switched the bag halfway and returned it to you as a fake! There are other tricks, such as changing big money into small money, foreign currency and so on. Everyone must pay attention. Another fraudulent means of fake mobile phones is simply using fake mobile phones, but it is really true and exactly the same, but it is turned off after a few seconds, showing that there is no electricity, which also makes many people deceived. 13. Liars in Guangxi: In Guangzhou, there are a group of gangs in Guangxi who cheat at railway stations or bus stations. When you just got off the train or bus, your friend didn't come to pick you up, so you might go to a public phone booth to make a phone call or page. If you make a cell phone call, your friend may not answer it immediately. After hanging up, a phone call came back immediately and said, "Who called me first or included the machine?" If you say you are looking for someone, he will say that he is someone's friend, on a temporary business trip, and has asked me to pick you up, so a man or a woman will pick you up soon. You must trust each other very much. In this case, you will be cheated, the light luggage money will be cheated, and the heavy ones will be sold, so everyone must be careful in the future, especially at Guangzhou Railway Station. 14. Yunnan liar: Personal experience, when I was on a business trip in Shenzhen, I was awakened by a phone call very early. The other party said enthusiastically, "I didn't tell you when I came to Shenzhen." Really not a friend. " When I ask him who he is, he will say, "I don't even remember who I am. Guess what? " I knew at once that the other party was a liar, because I had seen such tricks in the media, so I decided to play with the other party and began to guess: Lao Wang? Don't! Xiao Wang, not yet. Lin Bing (gonorrhea)? Not exactly. Oh, I see, you are Yang Wei (impotence). By the way, it's a good thing I haven't forgotten my old friend. Bah, I don't have any friends named Yang Wei in Shenzhen. The other person will say, well, I'll invite you to a certain hotel for morning tea, and we'll meet again. I said yes, and then I went back to sleep with my phone covered and told him to wait. If you are really cheated, the result will be like this: when you arrive, there will be one or two young people waiting for you, saying that they are subordinates, saying that Yang Zong just has something to do and will come back later, so we will accompany you to dinner first. In the process of eating, there are two possibilities: if a person comes, he will keep calling, and then say that his mobile phone is dead, borrow your phone to make an appointment, and say that the signal is not good, and go outside, so that the mobile phone disappears. If it's two people, one of them will call the so-called Yang Jingli and say that he will come. We will meet him outside together, and the other person will stay inside. When you go out, he will take your bag away, and the people with you will also find opportunities to slip away.