Can you tell me a joke?

Jim, a college graduate, applied for a job as an industrial spy.

The personnel officer asked some common-sense questions, then handed Jim an envelope and said, "You can go back after you send this to the archives on the eighth floor, and we will inform you of the interview result in a week."

After going out, Jim turned and slipped into the bathroom. When he saw no one around, he opened the envelope and saw that it said, "You are hired, report to the personnel department immediately!" " "

A man swore to God to be faithful to his marriage when he got married, but he cheated on him soon after marriage. After a few days, he found that there was no retribution and forgot.

One day, he was sailing by boat and was caught in a storm. He suddenly realized that this was God's punishment. So he quickly knelt down and prayed, "Please forgive me for other innocent people." At this moment, I heard a deep voice in the sky: "Do you think I have been idle these years? Can I easily fill this boat? "

When brother Wang came back from a business trip, he was afraid that his wife would have an affair, so he immediately asked the apartment manager for information.

Brother Wang: "Has anyone come to see my wife? Do you like a man you don't know or someone else? "

Manager: "No, only a milkman came the day before yesterday."

Brother Wang: "Well, I'm relieved." The dove heaved a sigh of relief.

Administrator: "But he hasn't come down yet!" " "

Dad put his son to bed and went back to the bedroom to get ready for bed. "Dad!" Cried the son. "What is it?" "I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of water?" "You just drank it! Go to sleep, I have turned off the lights! " Five minutes later ... "Dad! I'm thirsty. Can't you get me a glass of water? " "I just said! You let me hit you again! " Five minutes passed ... "Dad!" "What's the matter now?" "Be sure to bring a glass of water when you come to hit me!"