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Love your father as you love your son

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Sister: Do you know you are wrong?

Dad: Got it.

Sister: Tell me, where did you go wrong today?

Dad: Climb high

Sister: Why are you climbing so high?

Dad: There is a bug up there

Sister: Can’t you just kill it? What should I do if I fall? Do you think you are an actor in an acrobatic troupe? The acrobatic troupe performers climbed high, holding a rope behind them. I'm talking to you, so pay attention. Dad, what's going on with you recently? Making mistakes one after another.

Dad: Why do I do it one after another?

Sister: Still talking back. What other mistakes did you make?

Dad: No more

Sister: No more? As soon as I got off work yesterday, my neighbor Aunt Gao complained to me, saying that you broke someone else's glass. Dad, you said you were fine, why did you hit someone's glass?

Dad: I didn’t do that, it was Lao Li who kicked the ball.

Sister: They didn’t say Lao Li, they just said you.

Dad: He runs fast

Sister: Then you can’t run too? ! Of course, it would be even worse if he ran away. Dad, from now on, let’s not play with that old Li anymore, do you hear me?

Dad: Okay.

Sister: Dad, dad, dad, dear dad, dad, dad, dad, poor dad, my dad is really,,,,,,,

Sister: What are you doing, what are you doing? What are you doing? Every time I criticize Dad, you sing, and you sing this song alone. What do you mean? If something happens to dad, you are not responsible?

Sister: Dad

Dad: Hey

Sister: I went to work

Dad: Hey, be careful on the road

Sister: Oh

Sister: I’m here too. Okay, dad, let’s talk about this first today

Dad: Well, I still have to do this check-up today.

Sister: I won’t write it anymore

Dad: Okay, it’s better not to write a checkup

Sister: Dad, don’t climb any higher in the future

Dad: No more, no more

Sister: I’m leaving

Dad: Eat breakfast before leaving

Sister: It’s too late

Dad: OK, OK

Sister: Dad

Dad: Hey

Sister: I will buy a fish later

Dad: Why buy a fish

Sister: Don’t you love the sweet and sour fish I cook the most?

Dad: OK, I’ll buy a big one

Sister: Ouch

Dad: By the way, my daughter, they asked me to go fishing

Sister: Fishing is good, it not only cultivates one’s sentiments but also exercises one’s body. It’s a good thing, you can go, okay. Where to fish?

Dad: Go to Laohugou

Sister: Laohugou? No, Dad. People say it's very dangerous there. An old man was fishing there two days ago and accidentally fell into the river.

Dad: Then I won’t go

Sister: Yes, I won’t go, be obedient

Dad: Hey

Sister: Dad

Dad: Hey

Sister: Don’t go

Dad: No, I won’t go

Sister: So good

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Dad: No more checking, haha,,,,,,

Li: Lao Xiao, Lao Xiao, gone, gone

Dad: I won’t go

Li: Why?

Dad: My daughter won’t let me go

Li: What’s wrong?

Dad: She’s afraid that I’ll fall into the river

Li: She’s afraid that if you don’t, she’ll end up getting married

Dad: I’m afraid too

Li: What are you afraid of? I’m here, let’s go

Dad: Can you swim?

Li: Let me tell you, I was the city’s swimming champion when I was young.

Thump thump, thump thump, the certificates I won are hung all over the room

Dad: Why have I never heard of it?

Li: A hero does not mention his bravery in the past. Even if you fall into the sea, I can drag you up with just one swoop. Let’s go... >

Li: Your daughter won’t let you play with me, so she wants me to play with you, walk, walk,,,,,

Dad: Lao Li, you are here

Dad: Ah sneeze

Sister: Dad, Dad, what’s wrong with you, Dad

Dad: I fell into the river

Sister: I fell,,, ,,,Dad, why did you fall into the river?

Dad: No, I went fishing

Sister: Fishing,,,,,, sister let you do it?

Dad: My sister won’t let me go

Sister: My sister won’t let you go, how dare you?

Dad: But Lao Li insists on letting me go. If you say no, I won’t go. What if I fall into the river? He said, what are you afraid of? I am a swimming champion. If you fall into the sea, I will grab you with my little hand, but I really fall into the river.

Sister: What about him?

Dad: He turned around and ran away

Sister: Why did Uncle Li do this to him? Dad, why did you really fall into the river?

Dad: As soon as I got there, the fish was hooked. I was happy. I quickly pulled it, and the fish pulled down. I pulled it, and it pulled it, and it pulled... and finally I couldn't pull it. It, I went down.

Sister: What about the fish?

Dad: It’s here

Sister: Such a small fish

Dad: Don’t look at the small fish, they are very powerful in the river.

Sister: Then how did you come up?

Dad: Then I went up a station, and the river water only reached here.

Sister: Dad, Dad, go in and take a shower

Dad: Ah sneeze

Sister: Change your clothes, be careful not to catch a cold

Dad: Hey

Sister: You say,,,,,

Sister: Lili

Sister: Hey

Sister: Where is dad?

Sister: Sister, dad is in the back room

Sister: Give it to dad, give it to dad (a bunch of candied haws of sugar)

Sister: Dad

Dad: Hey

Sister: Dad

Dad: Oh, it feels so comfortable. Is your sister back?

Sister: I’m back

Dad: The water in the river is so cold

Sister: Shh~ From now on, you can’t lift anything out of the river Things

Dad: What are you doing?

Sister: Let my sister know, you have to write the test again

Dad: Oops

Sister: If you can’t write well, I won’t let you sleep, you can’t write Deep and rewritten! You can’t tell your sister anyway

Dad: What if she asks?

Sister: You can’t tell the truth even if you ask

Dad: Then lie, a good boy can’t lie

Sister: That’s not called lying

Dad: What’s that called?

Sister: That’s called Meng, Meng. Once you get over it, it’ll be fine.

Dad: Okay, then let’s be fooled

Sister: Dad, dad,,,,, dad, you will beg for food before you eat, come on, eat first

Dad: Eat, eat, the rice is not cooked yet

Sister: It is not done yet, then I will make fish. Where is the fish?

Dad: Fish? (Search)

Sister: Yes, making sweet and sour fish (seeing the fish) is so small!

Dad: You can’t catch big ones

Sister: Fishing?

Dad: No, the big guys didn’t catch it, so I didn’t buy it either. No,,,,,

Sister: Dad, what’s going on?

Dad: That’s all.

Sister: You never lie.

Dad: You never lie. At best, you’re just a fool!

Sister: Meng, Meng?

Li: Lao Xiao, Lao Xiao, are you okay? Do you drink water? I'm relieved that you're okay.

Okay, give me half of the fish you caught

Dad: Do you still want fish? ! I fell into the river, where did you go?

Li: Where have I been? I went to the river to find someone who could swim to save you. Where did I go?

Dad: Aren’t you a swimming champion?

Li: I am trying to fool you, why did you believe me? Hurry up and give me the fish

Dad: Okay, split the other half and I’ll give it all to you

Li: You fooled me again. People said you came back holding the fish. of. Do you need to hold such a small amount of fish?

Sister: Uncle Li, please leave quickly, Uncle Li.

Li: I can't leave

Sister: Just this one fish, my sister asked my dad to write an examination

Li: Do you know how to write an examination?

Sister: My dad is unlucky, Old Uncle Li, you don’t know

Sister: Old Uncle Li, Old Uncle Li

Li: I am just a fish Not caught

Sister: In this case, you go back first, and I will send the fish to your home later. Do you think so?

Li: Well, look how sensible your daughter is, I will never play with you again

Dad: Who are you?

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Sister: Dad, you are so sad (dizzy~~~~~~~)

Dad: Girl!

Sister: Sister!

Dad: Girl, what’s wrong with you?

Sister: Sister!

Sister: Dad

Dad: Hey, hey

Sister: Why are you so disobedient? It seems that you must write a check today. If you can’t write well, you’re not allowed to sleep, and if you can’t write deeply, rewrite it

Sister: Dad, listen to my sister and write well

Sister: And you, you didn’t report what you knew, and you helped hide it , you have to write a check too! Dad, why don't you understand me? By the way, there is a book that says that people over the age of sixty should be treated like primary school students; people under the age of seven or over eighty should be treated like children in kindergarten; people over the age of ninety should be treated like children in kindergarten. Elderly people above the age of 100 should be treated like newborn babies; elderly people over a hundred years old should be treated like A hundred years old

Sister, sister: Dad, dad

Sister: Dad, look what you said. Dad, we all hope you live to be a hundred years old. By the way, Dad, we lived one hundred and twenty years and two hundred and thirty-seven days. That is the Guinness World Record.

Dad: That’s great, I’ll try my best.