Who can tell a little joke to make me happy?

"Well, isn't this Xiao Wang?"

B:

"Hey, it's Lao li. What have you been up to recently? "

A: "Hey, nothing. I haven't seen your father since I played chess. Is he all right? "

B: "Thanks to you, you are still strong."

A: "Your father likes playing chess, too."

B: "Yes."

A: "I used to play chess with your father."

B: "(muttering) Why didn't I know?"

Answer: "once we played chess, I had one scholar left and your father had one elephant left."

B: "Isn't that a draw?"

Answer: "Yes, I am also a draw chess player, but your father refuses to play, so he has to continue playing."

B: "then how do you get off?"

A: "Hehe, your dad has an idea ..."

B: "What do you think?"

A: "Your father said, why don't we all cross the river?"

B: "I haven't heard of it!"

A: "Then, your father's elephant crossed the river, and so did my taxi. Your father takes his elephant as my father, I take my taxi as your father, your father as me, I as your father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as my father, your father as your father, your father as my father. ............

B: "Get out! ! ! ! ! "