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Official career in Song Dynasty: Zhang, a wet nurse, is famous for his official career in Gyeonggi.

There is a joke about "someone's fat ass presses his seat" in the notes of the Southern Song Dynasty, but there is no record of women's "career line". Judging from the existing official history, unofficial history, poems, novels, notes and other materials, it seems that our ancestors did not care much about women's "career line", and of course women did not exist on the basis of career theory. This collective unconscious of beauty is really terrible.

So, were there any women who relied on the "career line" in ancient times?

There must be. Just as the era of foot-binding cloth didn't make all women "three inches golden lotus", no matter how tight the corset is, it may not be able to restrain the development of all "little suckling pigs", right?

A poet in the Ming Dynasty wrote such a poem: "A pair of bright moons are attached to the chest, and the grapes are forbidden to be jasper." What is a "bright moon"? Rich and round, so it is also!

There are some women whose surnames are Cong Shang in history, and there really is one. She used to be cocky, showing her face everywhere to attract bees and butterflies, and was jokingly called "the world's wet nurse" by people at that time She is Zhang, a nurse in the late Southern Song Dynasty.

Zhang, a native of Qiantang, 1220. In the first year of Spring Girl in Song Lizong, he married the son of a local rich man. According to Lin Fang's tomb, Lu Chunchu is definitely a woman in easy virtue. "She is beautiful and immoral, and only lives in the city. Whenever young scholars and Wan see her, she will hold her wrist high, her breasts will tremble and her clothes will not be hidden. "

I have to admit that this Zhang has realized the lethality of the "career line". Of course, whether young handsome guys are tempted is another topic.

Because Chen's lips are wandering, I will put them aside for the time being.

Zhang's father is a poor scholar. He worked as a bookseller in Qiantang county for some time, and had a good relationship with the then county magistrate and Jia Sidao (brother-in-law, the brother of a concubine of Jia Sidao). Because he had no children or daughters, he adopted his younger brothers Zhao and Rui's son in 1956. He was six years old and was named Meng Qi. On the recommendation of relatives in Jia Sidao, Jackie Zhang, who just gave birth to big breasts, entered the palace and became a wet nurse.

According to historical records, Zhao Zi seems to be an imbecile, and "knowledge makes wisdom, and speech begins at the age of seven", which is a polite way to write residence notes. It is estimated that he was not weaned before he was seven years old, otherwise it would be difficult for Zhang to have a chance to enter the palace.

During the eighteen years from 1956 to 1956 (1264), Zhang's family was mostly quiet, and she was in the Forbidden City. Except the eunuch, there are only maids left. Who will she tease if she wants to show off her career line?

Interestingly, Zhao Zi (later renamed Zhao Q) ascended the throne for Song Duzong. Soon after, Zhang appeared in people's notes at that time, mainly telling stories.

"In the first month of the third year of Xianchun, John was from Xiaoshan, and he was at odds with the main book Schleswig. When I tried to argue about something, Chen Han said something crazy, and Schleswig sneered, "How dare you add me?" ? Don't press me with breast milk? Hey, Emperor, feed the world safely! Why am I afraid of you? "Chen Han was ashamed and left."

Translated into vernacular Chinese, he is the county magistrate of Xiaoshan, and has a bad relationship with Lei, the deputy county magistrate. On one occasion, they had an argument and made rude remarks, and deputy county magistrate Lei even made rude remarks. He retorted: What are you crazy about? Does it depend on whether your daughter is the emperor's wet nurse? If she nurtured the emperor, it doesn't necessarily mean that she nurtured the whole world. What am I afraid of you?

From this point of view, at that time, many people knew the details of making a fortune by relying on their daughters as emperor's wet nurses, and also knew that Zhang's "career line" was quite attractive. (Zhao Yan)