Tell some scary jokes.

There is a taxi driver who works in a taxi company. One night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; Suddenly I saw a building on the wasteland ahead, with dim lights on. He was wondering when such a building was built here when he saw a young lady beckoning him to drive home. After the young lady got on the bus, he closed the door and started driving. After a while, he wondered why the young lady didn't speak. As a result, he looked back in the mirror and saw that it was not a lady but a doll sitting there. Scared to death, he grabbed the doll and threw it out of the window. After returning home, he was seriously ill for three months ... After recovery, he returned to work in a taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him, [You are so boring. A beautiful lady came to complain that she wanted to take your car last time. As a result, she just threw the doll in, and you closed the door and drove away. ]

The second horror joke

There was a young man who went home for a reunion dinner during the Spring Festival. Because there is a grave on his way home, it is said that very secret things often happen, so his mother specially told him to go home early. However, on the way home by bus, there was another traffic jam, and the young man fell asleep in the car. When he woke up, it was past ten o'clock midnight. He saw no one in the car, the driver was not there, the car was moving slowly, and there was noise. He turned to look at the grave outside. He couldn't help but feel a twinge of fear, bewildered and trembling, so he wanted to probe out and have a look. Who knows? ...

The first story

Who do you trust?

One year, a mountaineering club went hiking, and a couple with good feelings were together. When they went to the foot of the mountain to attack the peak, the weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So I left the woman to see the camp, but I didn't see them come back three days later. The woman is a little worried and thinks it may be the weather. Waiting and waiting, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, except her boyfriend. Everyone told her that her boyfriend died on the first day of Fengfeng! They hurried back seven days ago, thinking that he might come back for her. So everyone formed a circle and put her in the middle. It was almost twelve o'clock when her boyfriend suddenly appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran out. The girl screamed with fear and struggled desperately. At this time, her boyfriend told her that there was a mountain disaster on the first day of Fengfeng, and everyone died, but he was still alive!

Who do you trust?

The second story

Why so many people?

One day, someone went back to the dormitory after work at night and pressed the elevator on the first floor. He wants to go to the sixth floor. Fortunately, the elevator will come soon. He went in. There was no one inside. When he entered, the elevator closed immediately. Up, up, up, up to the fourth floor, the elevator suddenly opened, and two people poked around outside, meaning to come in, but I don't know why they didn't come in after watching it. The elevator door closed again. Just as the elevator door was about to close, the man clearly heard them saying, "How many people!" " "

The third story

Nobody robbed me.

There is a boy who wants to go home by bus at night, but he is too late to get to the bus stop, so he is not sure whether he has a car or not, and he doesn't want to walk. Because his home is far away and remote, he has to wait to see if there is the last bus. Waiting and waiting, just when he thought there should be no car, he suddenly saw a bus in the distance, and he stopped happily. As soon as he got on the bus, he found the last bus very strange. It should be said that there were not many people on the last bus, because the route was remote, but the bus was full of people, only one seat was available, and no one was whispering. He felt a little incredible, but he went to the only empty seat and sat down. There is a woman sitting next to an empty seat. As soon as he sat down, the woman whispered to him, "You shouldn't take this car." He felt very strange, and the lady continued, "This car is not for the living. As soon as you got on the bus, they arrested you as a scapegoat. " He was afraid, but he didn't know what to do. As a result, the woman said to him, "Never mind, I can help you escape." So she dragged him to open the window and jumped. When they jumped, he heard the people in the car shouting "Let him go". When he stood firm, he found them on a desolate hillside. He breathed a sigh of relief and immediately thanked the woman. The woman smiled strangely: "Now, no one is robbing me!" "

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A couple always quarrel. Once they quarreled again, and the husband killed his wife in a rage and buried her body in the backyard. A few days later, the man felt very strange. Why don't children ask themselves at all when they haven't seen their mother these days? So one day he asked the child: "Mom is not at home these days, why don't you worry?" The child replied: "I feel so strange. Why have you been carrying your mother behind your back these days? "

1, I wanted to take a taxi alone, and the driver asked me:

Where are you two going?

2. A man walked away from the scene of a car accident and someone stopped him:

Hey! Your hand is still in the car!

The car was driving very fast, and an old woman looked at me from the window.

4, driving a motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend from work, it was a little cold in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend gently opened her arms and hugged me.

Suddenly she touched my face: "Is it cold?" Just want to interface

Suddenly found that my girlfriend's hand has never left her waist, ah!

5, surfing the Internet last night, my friend suddenly knocked on my window and asked me out to play ~! I was just about to open the window and said I couldn't go, but suddenly I remembered that I had moved, from 1 building to 10 building ~ ~ Who is that?

In the middle of the night, I woke up from a nightmare and saw my brother sitting by the bed. He asked me gently, "What's the matter?"

I said: I dreamed that a group of ghosts with heads were chasing me!

Is that so? After that, my brother cut off his head.

7. The high-rise elevator in the office only stops at the 30th floor of 15. Xiao F, who works on the 30th floor, works overtime until late at night and then goes downstairs by elevator alone.

The elevator stops and opens on every floor, and there is no one outside. Finally stop at 14 floor.

A woman in white outside the door said, it's so crowded. I want to come in, too ......