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How awesome is Xinjiang’s “Deadly Dawusu”? The girl from Henan didn’t listen and ended up pouring out two bottles.
Xinjiang is really a place that people yearn for everywhere. Not only the scenery is beautiful, but the food is also addictive. Friends who have traveled to China should have this experience, that is, there are so many delicious things, which are more attractive than the beautiful scenery, and it is really unforgettable. Hand-picked rice, roasted whole lamb, pulled strips and other delicacies with strong Xinjiang characteristics are mouth-watering. Xinjiang people are very hospitable, and they also like to entertain guests with wine, the famous Dawusu. Although it is beer, it is very powerful.
Although I don’t usually drink liquor, I can usually drink four or five bottles of beer without any problem. I thought that no matter how powerful Dawusu was, three bottles would not be able to defeat me. Unexpectedly, after drinking this wine, the stamina is not comparable to that of ordinary beer. After drinking two bottles, I almost felt dizzy and wanted to sleep. When I woke up, I was still a little groggy. It turns out that the deadly Wusu in Xinjiang is indeed well-deserved.
There is a joke that goes like this, there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by a bottle of deadly Wusu. If so, just two bottles. It is a beer produced in Xinjiang. It is actually a kind of black beer. The drunkards in Xinjiang gave it the name of the fatal Wusu. A bottle of this thing is 100ml longer than Grape beer, so it feels very substantial in your hand. There is Wusu beer written on the package, and there are also the letters wusu, which when viewed upside down, means nsnm. You can think about what it means specifically, and discuss it with friends who know it.
Although the alcohol content of Dawusu is only 4 degrees, which is one degree higher than ordinary beer, it has great staying power. But it tastes very good, just like drinking Munich beer, with a mellow aroma of wine. Alcoholics especially like to drink Dawusu. People who drink Dawusu for the first time are usually drunk. Because it tastes so good, they first think it is beer and don’t take it seriously, so they drink more vigorously. I can usually drink six or seven bottles, but I can only drink two or three bottles of Dawusu. No wonder I went to see Duke Zhou after finishing the two bottles before. People who can't drink enough will basically get drunk without opening a second bottle.
People in Xinjiang must eat meat when drinking Wusu. Paired with Xinjiang roasted whole lamb, a delicacy that is unique in the world, it is really hearty. Friends, if you encounter this deadly big Wusu when traveling to Xinjiang, be sure to take your time and don't drink too impatiently, or you will be knocked down by the Big Wusu like me.
Later, the reputation of Dawusu became more and more famous, and many people across the country liked to drink Dawusu. If you want to experience this unique black beer, you can buy it and try it. Guys, how many bottles of Wusu do you think you can drink with your drinking capacity?
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