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What funny things happened when the difference between the first child and the second child was eighteen years old?

My sister and I are 10 years old. I graduated from college now, and she is still in junior high school.

There used to be many funny things when I was a child, but now I can't remember them clearly.

What impressed me deeply was that I liked to compete with you for the remote control when I was a child, and I liked to compete with you for snacks when I was older. We always quarrel together, but when we are apart, we miss each other.

When I was a child, I deliberately provoked her and only cried. When I grow up, she will fight back. Now if I mess with her, I'll be beaten. Ha ha ha ha.

I also talked to my sister who has a younger brother around me before. She said that she should beat her younger brother as soon as possible, or she would not be able to beat him in the future. Very real.

All the above are personal opinions. If you have different opinions, please comment and add!

My husband's sister-in-law (of course, I also call her sister-in-law), the eldest is 25 years old and the second is 8 years old, separated by 17 years old. Then she went out with her penis, and people asked her, ah! Your grandson is so old? My sister-in-law is embarrassed: not a grandson! It's a son Small! Then my child was five years old, and we asked him to call her sister-in-law. My children play with my sister-in-law's cousin, and then my children ask: where is your grandmother? We asked: Who? My child said: Aunt! Isn't she uncle's grandmother? We explained it for a long time, but the child still seems to understand.

When I was born, when family planning was the strictest, I remember that many families in the village were labeled as super-born in order to have a son, and basically hid everywhere. In order to give birth to a younger brother or sister for their children, some families have been completely punished for helping each other when things happen and having problems in their lives.

Many families have the desire to have children as well as children, hoping that children will have a companion. Such a family is the happiest family in their view. In the year when the second child was opened, many families finally cast off their shackles and joined the fertility army. Of course, my family is no exception. That year, our family really welcomed our sister. We regard her as a treasure, and the joy of our parents' middle-aged daughter is beyond words.

My sister and I are 20 years apart. It is incredible for many outsiders to have a second child at such a big age. Isn't this giving birth to a son in advance? Everything in the future still depends on this brother. And I don't care what others say, because only my family knows what true affection is and what this family needs. My parents told me from the moment she was born that I would love her and take on the responsibility of being a brother. My parents can't stay with you forever, but she can.

Now that she is 6 years old, I am old enough to talk about marriage. I am always urged by my parents to find a girlfriend, fall in love, get to know each other and get married. By the time you want to get married, it's too late to fall in love. So every weekend is my blind date. I'm tired of this arrangement, but I still want to listen.

But fortunately, I have a good sister who always saves me from danger. I take her with me every blind date, put her in the next seat early, and always eat the delicious food I prepared for her quietly within my control. Besides, we agreed long ago that if I took her to eat delicious food, she would be obedient and not allowed to run around, and she would act according to circumstances if anything happened. I have written the script for her. If I am not satisfied with this little sister or this little sister is not satisfied with me, when we are embarrassed, she will directly appear and call dad, and then hold my thigh and beg me not to leave their mother and daughter and cry loudly. Of course, she can also play freely and add something of her own. Sure enough, the future Oscar-winning performance successfully freed me from the embarrassing situation and rescued me from the quagmire again and again.

She is someone I can cherish with my life. Even if I have my own children in the future, she will still be my favorite good sister.

Raising two children, the well-educated son was sent to a famous university, and his parents went home to have a second child. Big brother loves to go home on holiday and promises his parents to take care of his sister when he is old. Envy it. I hope parents who want to raise two children can educate Dabao. It's easy to raise two treasures.

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