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English jokes mixed with Chinese and English.
Customer: Be careful, your thumb is in my soup!
Attendant: Don't worry, sir, it's not very hot!
Diner: Look out! Your thumb is in my soup!
Attendant: Don't worry, sir, it's not that hot!
A waiter brought a steak to the customer and put his thumb on the beef.
"Are you crazy?" The customer shouted, "Your hand is on my steak!" "
"What?" The waiter said, "Do you want it to fall to the ground again?"
A waiter brought the steak he ordered to the customer with his thumb on the meat.
"Are you crazy?" The customer shouted, "Your hand is on my steak?"
"What?" the waiter replied. "Do you want it to fall to the floor again?"
English joke: Boyfriend and girlfriend.
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is enough for you?
Girlfriend: That's enough for me, but how do you survive?
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is enough for you?
Girlfriend: Yes, that's enough for me. But do you have money to live?
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