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Humorous compliments

Humorous compliments

Humorous praise, everyone will be in a bad mood, and sometimes there will be some things that make girls feel very unhappy. An important principle is to make girls happy, so we can say some interesting sentences and share the following humorous compliments.

Humorous compliments 1 1. I heard that you want to see a snow, and I silently saved dandruff all winter.

It's none of my business that you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

3, the most painful thing is not to be awakened by urine in the middle of the night, but to be awakened by urine when the alarm clock rings for half an hour!

I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

No matter how poor the life is, the poet can't be crushed, but the misprint will crush him.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

7. Don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because they have mouths, but not necessarily brains.

8, poverty is busy, busy is fat, overworked, so sad.

9. There are people who stay in bed because they have money and sleep as late as they want; You lie in bed because you have no money. What a good meal you can save!

10, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really want to!

1 1. Don't say you have nothing in the future. You are still sick.

12, white covers three ugliness, high covers five ugliness, thin covers seven ugliness, rich covers all ugliness, and fat destroys everything!

13, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance, a low IQ, and not letting you appear uncoordinated.

14. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

15, sometimes I drink a little wine and I can't figure it out by the cold moonlight. Why did I come to earth?

16, don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

17, if it's sentimental and old, move my brother to put them all down!

18, at home, I kept surfing the Internet when I had a fever, and sneezed at school, thinking it was terminal cancer.

19, you can never wake up someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

20, life can be appropriate games, but don't dance school.

2 1, the previous bug flew to my math problem, read it several times and died.

22, don't sweet talk, don't show happiness. Because physics common sense tells us that the sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh.

23. I usually do what a beautiful girl can do by threatening.

24, my future husband, don't be so good to your current object, it's useless!

No one can take your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

26. Cosmetics are self-confidence for women and fantasy for men.

27. Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the whole body.

28. You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

29. The most wonderful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

30. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you like, or roll if you don't like.

3 1. At that time, you were young and liked to pretend to be literary. Now that you are well, you only like money.

32. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find: Hey! One more father; When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find that he is still a rebel after having another son.

Give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or squatting outside the toilet.

I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you won't leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

37. Life is like running on a treadmill. You are so tired that you vomit blood, but in the eyes of others, you still stand still.

38. I can cook, do housework and repair electrical appliances. If these skills want to shine on men, they must be set off by making special money.

Baby, please tidy up your skirt, cover your thighs and pull up your collar. Leave your sister's man alone.

40. I like you very much in spirit. If I don't sleep with you, I feel particularly disrespectful to your body.

4 1, wife is a big tree, planting big trees is good for enjoying the cool, raising a piece of grass is good for walking birds, harmonious society and environmental protection.

42. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one class is longer than six.

43. It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast for a while.

44. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

45. Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

46. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

47. Holding a hot rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

48. At present, outstanding young pioneers in primary schools are probably the pinnacle of my political career.

49. When the personality is sleepy, the moral level is not clear, so teachers should pay attention.

50, learn the hegemony of the sun, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant has money, the model basks in the body, but he can only bask in the sun!

5 1, treat money like dirt, but all people are vying to be scavengers.

52. Being good-looking can be eaten as a meal, so you should know why I am so fat.

53. Every time the aunt in the canteen hears the class is over, she will silently say: The enemy still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

54. Those who like to see mature women are called Niangbao, those who like to see princess sick women are called royal salute, and those who like to see gay friends are called soap cannons.

55, so lonely, even my desire broke free.

Humorous praise 2 1, the state is full of sadness, it is illness. Tears a little, breath slightly.

2. You are very generous, very ladylike.

3, more than thirteen, cardamom first in early February. The spring breeze travels ten miles along Yangzhou Road, and you never know when you will roll up the bead curtain. Affectionate but always ruthless, I feel proud when I can't laugh. The candle on the table lit the heart, and it also saw the parting; You see, it shed tears for us and flowed to the morning.

4. There are beauties in the south, such as peaches and plums in Hua Rong.

5, hands are soft, skin is like jelly, collar is like salamander, teeth are like rhinoceros, nodding your head, smiling skillfully, and looking forward to it.

6, weak bones can not boast of abundant wings, and the group is calm and calm. Who could sleep on Peng Island in the past? Hu Xuanzang danced in all directions.

7. Looking at the lost fish and geese, San Xiao is shy in the mirror.

8. Pak Lei's face is pale, and her waist is quiet and beautiful, and her actions are like weak willows. Bright eyes and white teeth, soft skin, curved eyebrows with willow leaves, jade bone with ice muscles, and a fairy descending from the earth, are beautiful.

9. For our boys and girls, poor little baby, it's too small to know where the capital is.

10, beauty-Li He, gorgeous as a hibiscus flower.

You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

12, it is easier to seek priceless treasures than to have lovers.

13, you are a bit like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. It's a pity that I'm not a poet, or you'll write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty.

14, I only care about your appearance, otherwise I would have broken up with you.

15, if it's Zhi Tao in three spring, it's chrysanthemum in nine autumn.

16, Chai Jing didn't lose the short skirt, and took out all the gold to play with drunkards. The full moon in Yun He is full of fun, so why did you want to be a phoenix?

17, tell me, where do you live? Near here, next to the fishing pond? .

18, you, like a green plum, exude a long fragrance in the rainy season in the south of the Yangtze River.

19, Embroidered Lotus smiled and leaned against Baoya Duck's sweet cheeks, and her eyes were guessed. Laugh, laugh, San Xiao pour out my heart.

20. The clothes and sleeves are short and long, and they jump vertically on the jade bed. It's good to carve a boat with cypress wood, but who is tired of the east wall?

2 1, faint blue fragrance, footsteps lingering in the corner of the mountain. So how can you suddenly jump and travel and play? Leaning on the left, leaning on the laurel flag on the right. I'm busy with my wrist, and I use the mysterious wisdom of turbulent wrasse.

22, the face is as red as a lotus, and the skin is solidified.

23. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

24. Fine fiber hands, snow and wrists are exposed.

25, there is no future! Beauty is pleasing to the eye! The beauty of the country! Surprised for the world!

26. Zhao Yan has many beautiful women, and this beautiful woman is Yan Ruyu. Beauty is beauty, and her face is like a hibiscus flower. Take care of the city first, then the country.

27, the wild goose has stayed fragrant and old, and it is vaguely lost in the dream.

28. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes. Your beautiful and elegant face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. I can always capture your serenity, enthusiasm, wisdom and sensitivity in your big bright eyes.

29. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

30. Beauty leaves the blue room at dawn and folds in front of the mirror.

3 1, open your eyes for two seconds, and then say with an embarrassed smile, I'm sorry, I was rude.

32. Moss is a cage system and cassia twig is a cage hook. There is a bun on the head and a bright moon in the ear. Xiang Qi is the lower skirt, and Zi Qi is the upper skirt.

33. There are peerless and independent beauties in the north. Take care of the city first, then the country.

34. In the old days, the women's wall came late at night.

35. Su E, a young woman, is cold-resistant. She fights in the mid-month frost.

Humorous compliments 3 1, you are a devoted man!

2. You are a responsible person!

You are a good man who cares about his family.

I am very satisfied with your performance.

You always speak appropriately and behave generously.

6. You are a responsible man!

7. I like your hair, its luster.

8. This man is very handsome and manly.

9. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me!

10, I just don't want to give anyone a chance to be with you.

1 1. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.

12, your figure is great, I like it very much!

13, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

14, is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?

15, only you know my mood, and only you can bring it to me.

16, in every night with you, I am no longer too lonely.

17, you performed so well, and it was so stressful to be with you!

18, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

19, I really like your hair and your lips. Really sexy.

20, since you appeared, I just know, someone love is so beautiful.

2 1, Zongzhi's handsome and beautiful boy, looked at the sky with white eyes, as bright as Yushu before the wind.

22. He is surprisingly tall. When he went to the station, it stood there like a half-stack of city walls.

23, men do things, one is one, two is two, women do things, one plus two equals five.

24. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

25. You are really cool today. You must be fascinated! I'm really afraid of other women hitting on you.

26. Mature men are the guardians of wheat fields. Look carefully! This is the dream of tulip field. Drunk!

27. A man has the ability to develop his wife into a tigress, which shows that this man is confident.

28. He looks like a gorilla, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a big nose and a wide mouth, plus big hands and feet.

29. At this time, the man is very serious, and a moment of childishness will stimulate gentle desires.

30. I think there are more sad men than women. Women love the first love, men love the last one.

3 1, my hero should have perseverance, not be crazy in prosperity, not panic in adversity, stop when the wind comes, and carry it when the sky falls.

32. This man has long decadent hair and two long, pointed ears beside his long face. He looks like a donkey.

His dark face has weather-beaten and tired wrinkles, and even his beard is particularly clear.

34. He has fine eyes, and his smile is like a ripple on a basin of clear water. It is faint, but there is no lack of smile.

35. The man's freshly shaved head is shiny, and his coat is open at both sides, revealing a fat belly, just like a monk.

36. He bent his fat waist and worked there quietly. The not-so-handsome face is completely filled at this time.

37. It's right for a man not to cry lightly. But the next sentence of this sentence is that when you cry, this person is a real man.

38. Go shopping with me during the holiday. Maybe we don't buy anything, but I want us to go together and let others know how much we love each other.

39. The road to a man's heart must pass through the bottleneck of his self-esteem. You know, flattery can make you invincible all over the world, and it is also a slap in the face for men.

40, smooth white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.