The most classic and funny signature

I picked up a magic lamp and made a wish to find my partner before I die. As a result I gained eternal life. So let’s take a look at the cheap and funny personalized signatures that I carefully recommend for everyone. I hope it will be helpful to you.

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2. The toilet is safe, because when boys chased you in elementary school, you would always run into the toilet immediately.

3. The most charming person is Master Kong, thousands of people follow him every day.

4. Are you bored? If you are bored, just fart and catch it yourself!

5. I asked my deskmate: "Why are there Tokyo, Nanjing, and Beijing, but not Xijing?" My deskmate said calmly: "The Western Classic was taken away by Monk Tang."

6. I searched on Baidu: Is there anyone more handsome than me? It said "Very good." Sorry, not found yet.”

7. I don’t go to school anymore, and my first dream is to sell spicy noodles in the United States!

8. If you don’t study hard today, you will be better when you grow up. Every brick you move becomes a wall for others

9. "Why don't you do math homework?" "The class representative is too ugly"

10. If you want someone to give you Can I leave a message?

11. If you also need a partner, why not leave a message to me on QQ?

12. What do you think about me needing a partner?

13 .True love is just finding a photo of a dog on the Internet and sending it to him saying it’s you and he’ll go crazy for you

14. My mom said single dogs have germs, so stay away from me

15. If you don’t want me, go to bed early

16. I have to endure being hungry and missing you late at night

17. When I got up and looked in the mirror this morning, guess what I saw I saw G-Dragon’s wife

18. He who is enjoying the single life raised his dog paw and let me see

19. My IQ is 1,000. I have drank human blood and I love it so much. You never brush your teeth. I have killed many people. I have no internal organs. These are all fake. Even my love for you is fake.

20. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, and some people like you. Personality: Some people like your life, but I am different, I don’t like you

Funny personality signature

1. That year I came to the city, but you watched from the other side

2. I picked up a magic lamp and made a wish to find my partner before I die.

As a result, I gained eternal life

3. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my lovely face

4. In fact, each of us can meet the right person at the best age. If you can't meet it, that person is dead

5. My girlfriend asked: "Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success?" I cried and said: "Every time I spend money When I help you clear your shopping cart, it’s called successful payment

6. Look what’s outside is the country I’ve built for you

7. Girls like to rest their heads on boys’ shoulders. Later, the girl got cervical spondylosis and the boy got frozen shoulder. This story tells us that showing affection will lead to death quickly

8. If you say I am funny, I don’t know who is funnier

9. When you are young Once in a while, who can spoil whom?

10. If you keep liking me like this, I'll beat you to death

11. The other person refused to accept your message and touched your penis. I complained: You’re so small

12. You got high but I laughed it off

13. You who play online don’t understand my tricks

14. I’m sorry, if you care enough, I’ll think every word I hear is about you

15. If you can’t be a quiet person, you can’t be funny. You can only be unlovable and the most important thing is that you are ugly. It’s all in vain

16. You have always heard from others that I have considered staying here, so that’s not a problem

17. It’s really sad that you don’t even refuse men. If so, I won’t want it

18. The feeling of being so sore is the bottom line

19. The more people know about you, the more they know where to poke the most pain

20. I am fat and you are ugly, so we are good friends

Funny signatures of bad guys

1. It is said that the uglier a boy’s handwriting is, the more handsome he is; the louder a girl’s laughter is. The more beautiful you are...

2. "To be honest, I really envy your skin. How can you keep it so thick?"

3. Although I get angry when I wake up, I find that I can’t get angry at all if I am woken up by a delivery or a delicious meal.

4. People rely on looks, routines, and money to fall in love. . . . Relying on the opponent's blindness

5. After living for so many years, I still can't figure out one thing, why do you have to hang yourself?

6. Too much face. Think of yourself as a lion

7. The most shameless person I have ever seen is homework. I told him I didn’t like him, but he insisted on asking me to do him

8. Looking up at the sky, what I see is a plane.

9. If you are ruthless to the person you like, then why do you need to tell him that you love him?

10. Some boys don’t always laugh at girls. They can celebrate Halloween by taking off their makeup, and some boys can celebrate Children’s Day by taking off their pants.

11. I heard that the more sins a girl has done in her previous life, the better. My breasts will get bigger in this life.

12. When I can’t find the long and short sides of the quilt, I feel like I’m making Indian pancakes.

13. Can I date you? Even if I just touch your breasts.

14. At the age when girls are like flowers, you have grown into a succulent.

15. If one day I am homeless, please leave me to pick up garbage in Dubai

16. In the plot of the novel, the woman who just woke up is the most charming. They are all lies. When I woke up, my face was confused and oily.

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18. The ideal love is like this: withered vines and old trees, crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, air conditioning, WiFi and watermelon, the sun sets, you are ugly, it’s okay , I’m blind!

19. Generally dirty girls are more beautiful, because they need beautiful appearance to cover up their wretched hearts

20. If you don’t marry me in the future, I will Just find someone to marry with the same surname as you, and then have a son with the same name as you. If we can't get married, then he will be my son.

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