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Please ask Mr. Ma Weidou to talk about the collected manuscripts and send them to my email. Thank you. I'll give it to you.

Answer this question, and you will get two impressions about Ma Weidou.

We met at a friend's house, a private dance, no flowers, no wine, no drinks, and enough pipes to turn on the tap water.

Think about it at least fifteen years ago. At that time, the reform and opening up had just started. Although there is no need to sneak around in ballroom dancing, it is still something I can't say in front of adults. The policy at that time seemed to be "neither supporting nor opposing", so everyone had the right to acquiesce. In order to seize this opportunity, groups of young men and women gathered in any possible place, accompanied by Apollo and Teresa Teng. Of course, there are all kinds of people on this occasion, not only young people, but also middle-aged men or 35-and-a-half-year-old Xu Niang often haunt it, but in any case, it was also a scene in Beijing that year!

The jukebox the size of a half brick made a harsh sound, and I saw him at a glance.

Ma Weidou people look very kind, with long faces and small eyes, and big but neat teeth. He dresses casually and smiles like a sunflower. He is a well-educated gentleman. Everyone didn't dance, and the camera with a big lens around its neck leaned against the door frame from beginning to end and watched all kinds of legs dangling, and the shoes kept moving.

My friend introduced me: the writer thin horse, the official Ma Weidou, the editor-in-chief of Youth Literature, the author of his personal portfolio River of Memory, the famous reportage Induced Abortion, and now he attacks photography novels. ...

I feel dizzy. I heard that he is the author of Induced Abortion. Before my friend finished, I yelled at Teacher Ma. Hello, hello, Mr. Ma! Then he stepped forward and shook hands with him violently, swinging back and forth like a swing. Later, I dragged a car full of compliments, such as the luck of reunion after a long separation, which made Ma Weidou lift his head, leaving him with a giggle and shaking his head.

After the joke, I seriously talked about his reportage. I said that the perspective and starting point of the article were well chosen. Fortunately, everything started with the helpless abortion of unmarried pregnancy. Today, someone finally tore off the poor fig leaf of premarital sex. Everyone knows it well, but no one dares to face it and admit it. I said it takes a lot of courage and boldness to do this job, and I'm not one step ahead yet. ...

"Let's go to bed early!" I was there, talking endlessly, bowing before interrupting me. "Don't mention me like that in front of people. I am very embarrassed. " In fact, I am a rogue at heart ... "He squinted at me with a sly smile." To tell the truth, it's good for my brother. I have been particularly willing to pay attention to female comrades since I was a child ... "Seeing my dumbfounded appearance, he whispered seriously," Really, you are a grandson ... "

I know everyone is playing me, even if it is true, it may not be credible. On the one hand, his petite wife can't stand it. On the other hand, anyone who can and can't call him a friend knows that this horse is a good one! Let me tell you, whether you know it or not, Ma Weidou is so good at pulling "garbage" in the street that he became famous in our code word line. Many people laugh at him, and he doesn't care. But today, 20 years later, my former friends are looking at each other. In contrast, there are many people who regret it, but some people are laughing, not all the latter.

Then again, no wonder everyone laughed at him. At that time, in addition to our salary of 100 yuan, we earned a little extra money by writing. After paying a sum of money, Qian chuai was anxious to move the leather sofa, glass coffee table and household appliances in the shopping mall to his home, but he didn't care. If he has two living money in his hand, he can run home and smash the table and bench, and those black "rags" have to hide far away. The pots and pans at home are even more dazzling, and they are all over the floor. It will bring bad luck if someone visits his home. If there is no waste at home, people will not let you in. The guest stood at the door of the house for a long time. Even if you sit down, there is a cold bench under your ass. Nobody bothers me all day, and everyone is at leisure and happy.

I remember that year, I spent 1500 yuan to buy Romanian living room furniture, which was painted with piano paint, and specially invited friends and relatives to visit it. As soon as everyone came in, they saw a dozen things, big and small, filled the yard, and they all praised each other, saying that they were worth it and bought it cheaply. It's not like the child took the wrong medicine. In the same week that I bought this furniture, he spent 1200 yuan to buy a dirty and creaking Huang Huali round-backed chair! What eyes? It's a pity to take the money! Isn't it disgusting to be full? When I laughed at him, he also expressed helplessness: "No way, I feel sick as soon as I sit down, but who can let us do this?" Say that finish, everyone smiled at me meaningfully. "Whether the value is worth it depends on the future." Seeing my disdain, I added: "Don't believe it, wait and see."

Unfortunately, he is right. Times have changed. When I moved to deal with furniture two years ago, the first thing that came to my mind was the Romanian sofa, which can now sit on the floor. The peddler who roars and sells old furniture all over the street wanted to give up two dollars, but he didn't give me a penny and made me angry. Ya told me that it's no use asking for this junk in the countryside. He is willing to help me carry the garbage to the station, but such a heavy guy should give them at least two dollars. "Why don't you give me thirty ..." Isn't that irritating? Just say this sofa is worthless, but you shouldn't let me change it, should you? I immediately kicked out the stall owner, then thought about it and called him back. "Hey, I said, 200% can't ..."

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